Married to Chewbacca
In this episode we welcome guest host Miranda to the show. She makes the mistake of showing the gang a photo of her husband. Scott goes dress shopping and once again puts his foot in his mouth when beer is involved. Chris is gearing up for the "Big Game." Sarah shares details of her relatives professions. And why is Miranda obsessed with serial killers? All this and more...
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Speaker A:Wait, we go live on the Tik Tok at the parks every once in a while.
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Speaker A:New new friends.
Speaker A:My name is Scott.
Speaker A:I'm the host.
Speaker A:With me as always, the scumbag reselling hoarder himself, Chris Ye.
Speaker A:Oh God.
Speaker A:The Jewish American princess, Sarah.
Speaker B:Hello.
Speaker A:The wise man, Darren.com.
Speaker A:our producer, Alex no eat.
Speaker A:And sitting in for Nick, we have one of my besties from Tick Tock.
Speaker A:Miranda.
Speaker C:Hi guys.
Speaker A:How.
Speaker A:Oh, you sound so soft.
Speaker A:Hello.
Speaker A:Hi.
Speaker A:Would you like some cheese over there?
Speaker A:So Miranda and I have been friends for about a year on the Tick Tock.
Speaker A:Yeah, about a year.
Speaker A:About a year.
Speaker A:I stumbled upon her live one day.
Speaker D:And it feels like, lucky you.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:And we just kind of connected.
Speaker A:Now here's a funny story about Miranda's live.
Speaker A:So I'm in Jamaica, right?
Speaker A:And I, she's doing a live.
Speaker A:And I, I, I messaged in her live.
Speaker A:I was like, hey, I gotta go run to Costco real quick.
Speaker A:I'll be back.
Speaker A:I just found out you had to run to what?
Speaker A:Costco real quick.
Speaker A:So of course all of us and all of our listeners know exactly what Costco means.
Speaker D:Yeah, Costco.
Speaker A:I had no idea.
Speaker A:Miranda has no idea.
Speaker A:No idea.
Speaker A:None.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker C:Oh, there's a Costco.
Speaker D:So the huge support of the podcast.
Speaker A:So I get done.
Speaker C:I have three boys and a crazy husband.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker A:Chris, be nice.
Speaker A:She's our guest.
Speaker C:No, it's okay.
Speaker C:Bring it on.
Speaker A:So I'm.
Speaker A:I'm finished.
Speaker A:It was about, what, 35 seconds later, went to Costco, come back onto Miranda's.
Speaker E:That's crazy.
Speaker D:That was twice a second.
Speaker E:I'm excited.
Speaker A:No, no, no, no.
Speaker A:So I go back on to Miranda's live, and, like, I've got the volume up, and Rachel's sitting right next to me, and she's like, hey, Scott, welcome back.
Speaker A:How was Costco?
Speaker C:That's not my fault.
Speaker C:That's on you.
Speaker A:The death look that I get from Rachel, I don't like.
Speaker A:She's got no idea what that means.
Speaker D:That's great.
Speaker C:It's not fair.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:So Miranda trying to ruin my marriage for.
Speaker A:For over a year now.
Speaker D:Me.
Speaker D:Me.
Speaker C:You should have told me.
Speaker A:So, Miranda, tell us.
Speaker C:Tell friends.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker A:I thought you listened to the podcast.
Speaker D:You're like, oh, yeah, I'm a big.
Speaker A:Fan because you watch 35 seconds of the YouTube.
Speaker D:Anyway, I got three boys.
Speaker A:All right, well, so tell us a little.
Speaker A:You have three boys.
Speaker C:I have three boys.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Three boys, crazy husband.
Speaker C:I wish I could put him on the screen so you could see what I'm dealing with.
Speaker C:Actually, I guess I could show you a fun picture from today.
Speaker A:We had enough technical problems.
Speaker A:I don't need you just on my phone.
Speaker C:If I could just pull it up.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah, you gotta.
Speaker C:You gotta see what I'm working with here.
Speaker C:Please.
Speaker C:This is literally.
Speaker D:Oh, he looks.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Was he just pardoned for storming the Capitol on January 6th?
Speaker A:No, definitely.
Speaker A:He was definitely just pardoned for.
Speaker C:It doesn't always look that crazy.
Speaker D:It's the QAnon.
Speaker D:Shove it.
Speaker A:Did he just switch to Geico?
Speaker D:That guy literally just helped me cut down a tree last week.
Speaker C:So many things.
Speaker C:So, no.
Speaker A:Is this how you're getting free paper towels now?
Speaker A:He's the bounty man.
Speaker C:Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker C:That's exactly what's going on.
Speaker A:Anybody else have anything?
Speaker A:Because this is good.
Speaker C:Sarah, go ahead.
Speaker B:No, I was gonna.
Speaker B:I see.
Speaker B:I'm polite.
Speaker B:I was gonna let her talk.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker C:Girls get each other.
Speaker C:We're like, you know.
Speaker D:No, I just.
Speaker D:I'm just so happy to see.
Speaker D:I thought Billy Mays died years Ago.
Speaker C:Listen, I told him he looked like the prospector from the Rudolph.
Speaker C:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker D:No, I'm just.
Speaker D:I'm glad that you married offensive lineman.
Speaker D:Hall of fam.
Speaker D:Hall of famer.
Speaker D:Chasing Kelsey.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker C:He's a little busy now.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Since I've known him, he's always had it just shaved short.
Speaker C:No facial.
Speaker C:I mean, just a little facial hair.
Speaker C:I just wanted him.
Speaker C:I just wanted to see some hair, that's all.
Speaker C:And now he's making me pay, so.
Speaker A:Taking it way too far.
Speaker D:Yeah, that's what happens.
Speaker D:I got married.
Speaker D:I haven't cut my hair since.
Speaker C:See, there you go.
Speaker A:You forgot how to groom and haven't cut your hair since.
Speaker D:Yeah, I mean, there was also that.
Speaker D:Yeah, it happened around the same time marriage.
Speaker A:You know, there's.
Speaker A:Listen, if you want him to shave it, all you have to do is say, hey, I'll shave.
Speaker A:Once you shave, that thing will be gone tomorrow.
Speaker C:It won't work.
Speaker A:Oh, it wouldn't work.
Speaker C:Doesn't matter.
Speaker C:You don't care.
Speaker A:Miranda's immediately regretting sharing this with her friends.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker A:Like, hey, guys, actually abort aboard.
Speaker C:Pretty much.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker A:Which you can't do in Florida anymore, by the way.
Speaker A:Wow, this has gone off the rails.
Speaker A:Super.
Speaker E:Getting into it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker A:So you're.
Speaker A:You live in Tennessee, right?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker D:Oh, where?
Speaker D:Tennessee.
Speaker D:I have no idea.
Speaker D:You could tell you anything and I would have no idea.
Speaker D:I'm actually just kidding.
Speaker D:I've actually been to Tennessee three times because my brother lives there.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker D:Where?
Speaker D:East or west side?
Speaker C:It's the.
Speaker C:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker C:You asked me that and I.
Speaker C:All of a sudden.
Speaker D:Left or right side?
Speaker A:So put up your fingers if it makes an.
Speaker D:It's my brother.
Speaker C:Listen, I live close to Nashville, Okay.
Speaker D:My brother lives in.
Speaker D:Near Dollywood.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker C:So Pigeon Forge.
Speaker D:Pigeon Forge Gallery.
Speaker D:Yeah, we know.
Speaker C:It will go every year.
Speaker D:Hillbilly Disneyland.
Speaker C:Hillbilly Disneyland.
Speaker C:It's the best.
Speaker D:Absolute best.
Speaker D:Very fine people down there on both sides.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:A lot of proud, proud boys down.
Speaker C:See a little bit of everything.
Speaker D:Yes, you do.
Speaker D:Yes, he did.
Speaker D:A whole lot of sausage gravy.
Speaker D:They sell sausage gravy at McDonald's down there.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:It's amazing.
Speaker D:It's amazing.
Speaker D:I didn't think McDonald's could get any unhealthier.
Speaker D:And then I go to Tennessee McDonald's and, like, I want to live here now, Chris.
Speaker A:You know, it's funny.
Speaker A:I do that all the time.
Speaker A:I'm like, I'll meet people from New Jersey all the time, and I'm like, oh, what part of New Jersey?
Speaker A:And they start talking to me.
Speaker A:I'm like, I don't know why I asked what part of New Jersey you're in.
Speaker A:I really only know South Jersey, and only one city in South Jersey, and that's Cherry Hill.
Speaker D:Yeah, I know.
Speaker A:It's 10 minutes away from Philly.
Speaker A:That's literally all I know.
Speaker A:And they're like, oh, yeah, we're on, like, the Upper west or east side or whatever.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Now it's New York.
Speaker A:I don't know what that means.
Speaker D:The most amazing thing about the South Tennessee area specifically is I don't understand, like, if you live in the South.
Speaker D:In the South.
Speaker D:The almost South Tennessee, and you don't weigh 400 pounds, like, you're doing something good.
Speaker D:Because that.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker D:Especially the breakfast.
Speaker D:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker D:Everything's fried.
Speaker D:Everything is delicious.
Speaker D:Eat biscuits.
Speaker D:You see seven biscuits, then you talk.
Speaker D:Oh, what's.
Speaker D:What does it say?
Speaker D:You don't wait.
Speaker B:Back to the sausage gravy.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I eat gravy.
Speaker B:I eat biscuits and gravy every day.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker B:Every day.
Speaker B:Biscuits.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I also serve tables, so I run around a lot.
Speaker D:So you walk it off.
Speaker D:That's the tr.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I need a waiting job.
Speaker A:Also, she's got that Mexican chorizo.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:And cardio at home.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And we go to the gym in between.
Speaker D:You know, they got a job.
Speaker E:Is that, like.
Speaker E:Is that, like, Costco going to the gym?
Speaker C:Costco's before the gym and then after, probably.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Yes, exactly.
Speaker A:Sarah and Lewis are going to Costco and the gym at the same time.
Speaker A:Like, let's be honest here.
Speaker B:We go to Planet Fitness.
Speaker B:They have showers there.
Speaker C:One of my best friends.
Speaker C:Husband is a manager there.
Speaker C:They do.
Speaker B:If I have no shame, like trying to find a family restroom at Disney World.
Speaker B:What it makes you think I have shame going into Planet Fitness and thinking the same thing.
Speaker E:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Judgment free zone, Sarah.
Speaker A:Judgment free zone.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:No grunting allowed.
Speaker D:No, listen.
Speaker D:Lewis walks in there, sets off the junk alarm.
Speaker D:You serious?
Speaker B:He's not allowed to wear his gray sweatpants at the gym?
Speaker B:I just already know as soon as.
Speaker E:You walk through the door.
Speaker B:Put that away.
Speaker D:So anyway, we're talking about Miranda.
Speaker C:This is way more fun.
Speaker E:Way more than your kids, right?
Speaker C:No kids.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Mine are still awake.
Speaker B:I'm traumatized.
Speaker A:Sarah essentially just walked in.
Speaker B:Well, okay.
Speaker B:I mean, I'm in.
Speaker B:This is the living room that I do this in.
Speaker B:My house is not that big.
Speaker B:I'm Echo.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker A:I'm yelling the neighbors need a cigarette right now, Sarah.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker D:Mom, what's a lunk alarm?
Speaker A:Why can't daddy wear his gray sweatpants?
Speaker A:Wait, what do you guys do in the restrooms at Disney World?
Speaker B:What's Costco?
Speaker C:Talk about our family.
Speaker A:I'm just waiting for it and then.
Speaker A:Oh, Sarah, where do babies come from?
Speaker C:I mean, at that age, they like, they.
Speaker C:They really do hear you and ask all kinds of stuff.
Speaker C:At least I have a 13 year old and I'm not ready for it.
Speaker A:Oh, bless you.
Speaker B:My 12 year old knows too much.
Speaker B:I already know it.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:Now she knows too much about me.
Speaker A:So, Sarah, how was your birthday?
Speaker B:It was quiet.
Speaker B:It was nice.
Speaker B:I said I was gonna go to Disney and I went to Disney Springs.
Speaker A:Oh, so poor man's Disney.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker C:Shopping.
Speaker B:We went to Lake Eola.
Speaker B:We did brunch.
Speaker A:I love lake by any falling drones.
Speaker B:It was beautiful.
Speaker B:No, no, you did brunch.
Speaker D:We have a new nickname.
Speaker A:Chris.
Speaker A:With all the new deportation laws, they've got to do as many white things as possible.
Speaker A:Brunch happens to be one of those.
Speaker B:They have to start speaking Spanish instead.
Speaker A:You can't.
Speaker A:You cannot.
Speaker A:You start speaking Spanish, Ice is coming after you right away.
Speaker E:He's actually changing the.
Speaker E:The way he spells his name.
Speaker E:L, E, W, I, S.
Speaker E:Yeah, you jump.
Speaker B:I jump, Jack.
Speaker B:You know, it's that kind of thing.
Speaker D:I was just informed in chat that my Disney is Neverland Ranch.
Speaker D:How'd you find out?
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I wanted to do one thing on my birthday, though.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:I asked to go to the LEGO store.
Speaker C:I remember.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:So I.
Speaker B:I did.
Speaker B:I went to the LEGO store.
Speaker D:Oh, what'd you get?
Speaker B:Nothing.
Speaker D:Sarah, in your defense, window shopping at the LEGO store is a hell of a time.
Speaker B:That was the first time I've ever been in that Lego store.
Speaker B:It was so packed full of people.
Speaker B:Lewis almost ended up beating somebody up because they, like, tripped into us.
Speaker B:It was awful.
Speaker A:He's gotta control himself.
Speaker B:He doesn't ever do anything that needs controlling, but.
Speaker B:Oh, well, no.
Speaker C:Not even the Lego store is fun.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:Thank you, Miranda.
Speaker B:It was a lot of fun.
Speaker C:There's places to play.
Speaker C:I mean, we don't need to buy anything.
Speaker C:You go in there to play and, like, look at stuff.
Speaker C:It's fun.
Speaker B:Well, my Jew is gonna come out.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker D:You hiding?
Speaker B:It's gonna come out.
Speaker E:I did.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:The mentality is going to surface momentarily.
Speaker D:I thought you're doing like a sick and Frank.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:I Have a great joke.
Speaker B:I don't know if I should tell it, but my 10 year old told it to me, so.
Speaker A:They're already scarred.
Speaker A:It'll be fine.
Speaker C:Tell it.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker E:If they told it to, it's fine.
Speaker C:You have to.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:What do you call a blind German?
Speaker D:What?
Speaker B:A Nazi.
Speaker B:She told me this, like at dinner.
Speaker E:That's good.
Speaker A:That's good.
Speaker B:She learned it on Tick Tock.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Thank God.
Speaker B:Thank God.
Speaker B:Tick Tock.
Speaker B:Still around.
Speaker B:Where was I?
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We got off.
Speaker B:Oh, yes, that's right.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:You're hiding Jews in the closet.
Speaker D:Yeah, and they're coming.
Speaker A:Surfacing.
Speaker A:Darren, tell.
Speaker B:Tell me why.
Speaker B:Scott.
Speaker B:I go to Disney Springs and I have an annual pass discount.
Speaker B:And the one Lego set that I want is an exclusive, which is not exclusive to the Lego store, but it's marked as exclusive.
Speaker B:And I can't get my discount.
Speaker B:One thing I want.
Speaker B:I walk up to the guy and I say, does my discount apply here?
Speaker B:And he says, yeah, and everything that's not marked with the blue tag.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I beelined for what I wanted.
Speaker B:Blue tag, $300.
Speaker B:So, no, I walked out empty handed.
Speaker B:And I'm still thinking about it.
Speaker D:Do you think it's a little anti Semitic too?
Speaker D:They ch.
Speaker D:Color blue that couldn't go on sale.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:You know what it is?
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:It was a blue and white tag.
Speaker D:You're getting everything for free now.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I smell a lawsuit.
Speaker D:I'm sure one of your cousins.
Speaker B:I'm off tomorrow.
Speaker B:I'll call you tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker B:I'll let you know how it goes.
Speaker A:Did you say, I'm sure one of your cousins is a lawyer?
Speaker B:Yeah, my grandfather was.
Speaker E:There it is.
Speaker A:How many accountants?
Speaker B:I was actually trying to count in my head.
Speaker B:I knew that was your next question because there's.
Speaker B:There's no doctors, but there's a lawyer and there's no accountant either, so.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, I don't.
Speaker B:Oh, actually I.
Speaker B:I was going.
Speaker B:I was doing classes for accounting.
Speaker D:So you chosen one?
Speaker B:I guess so.
Speaker A:Any film producers?
Speaker B:Oh, yes.
Speaker E:Oh, my God, Sarah, your family's so cool.
Speaker E:Like what?
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:Thank you very much.
Speaker B:Nobody ever said, you're welcome to join mine if you'd like, Darren, because I would love to.
Speaker B:I see how you're treated sometimes.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker E:You got a spare room?
Speaker B:Now, here's the thing.
Speaker B:I didn't call you out, Sky.
Speaker B:You just called yourself out.
Speaker B:I feel like that reaction was you just.
Speaker B:All right, Alex.
Speaker E:Got that.
Speaker A:Well, I'm glad you had a Great birthday.
Speaker B:Yes, I did.
Speaker B:And I tried Earl of sandwich for the first time.
Speaker B:Have you ever been there before?
Speaker A:Yeah, I've not.
Speaker B:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker B:It's fantastic.
Speaker A:I'm not a big sandwich guy.
Speaker A:Like, I don't like.
Speaker B:Not for you then.
Speaker A:I don't like Panera bread.
Speaker A:I don't like.
Speaker D:You don't look like someone that strays away from bread for too long.
Speaker D:It's very hard to believe.
Speaker B:I don't know what he's doing wrong because I eat all the bread, all the pasta, all the biscuits and gravy.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, Scott.
Speaker C:She works out a lot.
Speaker A:Oh, she does, Yes.
Speaker A:A lot of.
Speaker A:What's it, what's it called?
Speaker A:A lot of cardio at home.
Speaker D:What's it called?
Speaker A:I was gonna call it calisthenics.
Speaker A:I'm like, that's not it.
Speaker B:Cardio and hip thrusts.
Speaker D:Scott thought calisthenics was just eating beef.
Speaker A:So, Chris, how's your super bowl planning going?
Speaker D:Actually, my mother in law came over today to watch the baby and she asked what we're doing for food.
Speaker D:And I said, I don't know.
Speaker D:What are you bringing?
Speaker C:You tell me, right?
Speaker D:This is a true story.
Speaker D:It's like, what are we doing for food?
Speaker D:I was like, I'm pretty sure someone said they're bringing something like that.
Speaker D:I wouldn't have offered if someone didn't say they were bringing something.
Speaker D:I got a kid who eats a very expensive formula, so if you guys want some formula, we could do that.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker D:Yeah, not good.
Speaker D:And in short, not good.
Speaker D:But I, I have bought my.
Speaker D:What would you call it?
Speaker D:Not annual, because they'll go annual.
Speaker D:But I guess my ritual of buying a, an Eagles NFC championship T shirt from a parking lot, they're popping up all over the place.
Speaker D:So I stopped by the liquor store.
Speaker A:This is not licensed.
Speaker A:NFL.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:And they're so much nicer than the licensed ones.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:And I hate it because I need the licensed one because that's the like just fan in me, right?
Speaker D:So I go to Dick's the day after and then after there I go to Dick's Sporting.
Speaker C:You beat me to it.
Speaker E:You were going over to Nick's house.
Speaker D:And I got the, at the official license, $40 a pop.
Speaker D:Now it's going up in price.
Speaker D:These tariffs are really destroying my life.
Speaker D:And then I, I go to the, the liquor store parking lot and I get a shirt for 20 bucks, which is really high actually compared to what they were back when the Phillies were in the World Series in 08 you get a shirt for like $5 out of a person's trunk of their car.
Speaker D:Now 20, and then 25.
Speaker D:You want a front and back.
Speaker D:But they're nicer than the.
Speaker D:Than the Nike ones.
Speaker D:They're nicer.
Speaker D:So I get one of those.
Speaker D:So now I'm paying.
Speaker D:I'm in 65 for shirts.
Speaker D:And by me saying I'm in 65, it's actually my mom.
Speaker D:I was with my mom, and she said, I'll treat you the first time.
Speaker D:And then we're driving by the liquor stores.
Speaker D:Oh, those look really nice.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker D:Oh, my.
Speaker D:We're at the red light.
Speaker D:It's like, wow.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker D:You see, Those are really, really nice.
Speaker D:Do you want, like, you want to stop?
Speaker D:I said, no, I can't really afford it.
Speaker D:I just bought formula.
Speaker D:So I'll treat.
Speaker D:I'll treat.
Speaker D:So I'm actually in it for free now.
Speaker D:Felt bad.
Speaker D:I didn't want to get Emily once.
Speaker D:Now we have to share.
Speaker D:We're the same size because she loves wearing oversized shirts.
Speaker D:And I'm a schmedium now, so.
Speaker E:Medium.
Speaker A:You are not a medium.
Speaker D:You are fit me perfect.
Speaker D:Extra large.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:No, I like the oversized shirts.
Speaker D:The largest.
Speaker D:She likes them because they're fashionable.
Speaker D:I like them because they make me look a little, like £20 less.
Speaker D:Different.
Speaker D:Different.
Speaker E:It's like you.
Speaker E:You used to weigh more, so you.
Speaker E:Now you wait, like, oh, the shirt's too big.
Speaker E:He's losing weight.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:I aspire to be like, what's that guy Jared from Sup?
Speaker D:Wait a second.
Speaker E:No, wait a second.
Speaker D:Wait a second.
Speaker D:The Super Size me.
Speaker D:Wait, no, no, no.
Speaker E:He does super dead.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker D:I don't know who I aspire to be anymore anyway.
Speaker C:These people.
Speaker D:None of these people, apparently.
Speaker D:Well, just be you, Chris.
Speaker D:I would, but Scott makes fun of me for being me, so I'm just trying.
Speaker A:Anyway, hold up, hold up.
Speaker A:You have an entire segment.
Speaker A:That 95 of it is making fun of me.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker E:And who came up?
Speaker D:Actually, it's.
Speaker A:Shut up.
Speaker D:That is true.
Speaker D:It is true.
Speaker D:But anyway, super.
Speaker D:Super bowl party will happen.
Speaker D:Will be a party.
Speaker D:Hopefully people bring stuff.
Speaker D:It will be a party.
Speaker D:If not.
Speaker D:Because you know what?
Speaker D:I have to stay sober the whole time.
Speaker D:When the Eagles are in the Super Bowl, I need to know what's going on at all times.
Speaker D:You don't start drinking until they lose.
Speaker D:So the first quarter.
Speaker D:So I have to say sober.
Speaker D:I, I.
Speaker D:And my ritual for the Super Bowl.
Speaker D:I don't think I talked about this anymore.
Speaker D:And the Eagles are on.
Speaker D:I can't sit down.
Speaker D:So I get my place right in front of the tv off to the left.
Speaker D:And I stand there the whole time because I can't sit well.
Speaker D:How can you sit?
Speaker D:Just.
Speaker D:There's nothing to be calm about.
Speaker D:There's nothing to be calm about.
Speaker D:And then when they win, I drop to my knees and I cry.
Speaker A:Mostly because of the pain in your Achilles, I'm sure.
Speaker D:Mostly because I stood that long for a very long time.
Speaker D:But yeah, so I'm very excited.
Speaker D:Very excited for.
Speaker D:For free food.
Speaker D:Really?
Speaker D:For free food.
Speaker D:I'm supplying the cable.
Speaker D:They supply the food.
Speaker D:I think that's fair.
Speaker D:My cable is also one of those knockoff things that I, that I.
Speaker D:It's like meth streams.com and it's like just all free streams of things.
Speaker D:Movies, 1, 2, 3.
Speaker D:Like it's like one of those websites.
Speaker D:I don't tell anybody.
Speaker D:Just okay, I charge at the door.
Speaker D:I'm just going back.
Speaker D:My mother in law comes like it's 15 to for this.
Speaker D:It's pay per view.
Speaker D:They don't know better anyway.
Speaker C:Smart.
Speaker D:I know, I know.
Speaker D:Mortgage is expensive.
Speaker C:I know.
Speaker A:So who does everybody have in the Super Bowl?
Speaker A:I'll go first.
Speaker A:I'm.
Speaker A:I'm pulling for Philly as I know Chris is.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:Darren, podcast.
Speaker D:If you said otherwise.
Speaker A:Darren, who do you have?
Speaker D:Jay?
Speaker E:Uso.
Speaker A:We'll get there.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker A:The super bowl, the NFL football players.
Speaker E:I hate the Chiefs, so I really want Philly to win, but I think.
Speaker A:The Chiefs are gonna win, unfortunately.
Speaker D:Good, good.
Speaker D:I love when people say they're gonna win.
Speaker A:Sarah, have we given you enough const context clues to know who's playing in the Super Bowl?
Speaker B:What's the Super Bowl?
Speaker D:Okay, so do you want to root for a racist mascot or these or the mascot of America?
Speaker E:No.
Speaker B:Do you want to root my.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:My mom's from Pennsylvania, so I'd have to go with.
Speaker B:With Philly.
Speaker B:Also, I don't like Taylor Swift.
Speaker B:There we go against that.
Speaker E:And neither do the Grammys, so.
Speaker B:I didn't watch those either.
Speaker E:She lost everything.
Speaker A:Hey, Miranda, who's your team for the Super Bowl?
Speaker C:Philly all day long.
Speaker D:Oh, thank goodness.
Speaker C:I can't stand the Chiefs, but I'd still go for it.
Speaker D:All right, I'll stay.
Speaker D:I'll stay on the podcast now.
Speaker A:Are you, are you a Titans fan?
Speaker A:Is that your team?
Speaker C:No.
Speaker C:Oh, I think it's so hard to be a Titan.
Speaker C:That's a full time Titans or Titans fans.
Speaker C:Seriously, I'm a Dolphins fan.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Miami Dolphins.
Speaker A:Miami Dolphins.
Speaker C:Support my husband.
Speaker C:That's his team.
Speaker C:He's from Florida.
Speaker E:And that's, you know, good giant.
Speaker A:All right, well, let's check in with Giles Garmin in the more you know.
Speaker A:And now it's time for the more you know.
Speaker A:And here's your host child, gman.
Speaker A:Hello there.
Speaker A:Giles Garmin here.
Speaker A:Unfortunately, I'm dealing with a bit of a multiversal disturbance, but I heard that my brother Gerald is with you live on the show today.
Speaker A:So he'll be telling you about this week's episode in lieu of me.
Speaker A:Anyway, that's all for me, Giles Garmin.
Speaker A:Now take it away, Gerald.
Speaker D:It's Gerald's Gerald Garmin here.
Speaker D:This week we're working with him the episode of a fast pass.
Speaker D:It's no longer available, but if you go back in time like we did to do the research, you can check it out, go over to disneyverse.com and you can stream it.
Speaker A:Thank you, Giles and Gerald.
Speaker A:That was incredible.
Speaker A:I've never, I.
Speaker A:This is so exciting to me.
Speaker A:I've.
Speaker A:We've never had Gerald in here, so there am.
Speaker D:I always black out.
Speaker C:I'm so honored.
Speaker C:It's like be here for that.
Speaker A:That's a.
Speaker A:That's a super big deal.
Speaker E:That was something.
Speaker D:He put me on the spot the first time he ever said that I was going to be in a segment.
Speaker D:I just, I don't know what happened.
Speaker D:I don't know what happened.
Speaker A:I'm being told that when this episode comes out, it's actually not the fast Pass episode, though.
Speaker A:It's the episode on.
Speaker A:It's the Valentine's game.
Speaker D:Even better.
Speaker D:Even better.
Speaker A:So, Sarah, you have girls.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Have you taken them dress shopping yet for like a dance or anything like that?
Speaker B:Not specifically dress shopping, but clothing shopping in general has been very interesting as of late.
Speaker A:Just as bad.
Speaker B:Yeah, it feels like it.
Speaker A:So normally I, I kind of scoot out of the clothes shopping, but I got sucked into not just taking Abby to go buy a dress, but it was going to be a group activity.
Speaker A:Like it was a couple other parents, a couple other kids, which, like, okay, cool.
Speaker A:But also not because my daughter's not picky.
Speaker A:Like, she can be kind of in and out in a decision.
Speaker A:And then like last year, I think it took us, we went to two different stores a total of 45 minutes.
Speaker A:Like, that's, that's nothing.
Speaker A:But I had no escape plan because I was, I was given a ride there.
Speaker A:Like, rookie move.
Speaker A:Like, who, who doesn't drive?
Speaker A:But this was rookie move.
Speaker D:That was, that was his Husband.
Speaker A:Is your husband the pilot of the Millennium Falcon?
Speaker D:Him asking to come on.
Speaker E:And then.
Speaker A:Also be a guest on the podcast.
Speaker C:Okay, sorry, sorry, Scott, go ahead.
Speaker A:That's okay.
Speaker A:Anyway, the last person who made an interruption like that, I lambasted the person before that I kicked off the show.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:So rookie move.
Speaker A:I don't take my own car.
Speaker A:But here was the brilliant thing.
Speaker A:I didn't take my own car.
Speaker A:And we found a bar and I took full advantage of that bar.
Speaker A:It was a three hour dress buying experience, and I loved every second of it.
Speaker D:Definitely gonna be a sound bite, dude.
Speaker A:Definitely got loaded at the bar.
Speaker A:It was fantastic.
Speaker A:I, 10 out of 10 would recommend.
Speaker D:Do you remember calling me?
Speaker A:I do.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I do remember calling you.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:All right, we'll get a little sentimental for a minute.
Speaker A:So I call Chris because it.
Speaker A:In all seriousness, I had this really cool experience with my daughter.
Speaker A:Like, we're, we're doing the dress shopping and I was like, hey, sweetheart, do you want to get some shoes?
Speaker A:And I'm like helping them pick out shoes.
Speaker A:And like, all of their friend, all of her friends were like, oh, your dad's so supportive.
Speaker A:Like, I wish my dad was like that.
Speaker A:I'm like, oh, oh, God, I'm making all the other dads look bad.
Speaker A:And like, you know, my daughter is, you know, putting her arm on or her head on my, my shoulder.
Speaker A:And she wanted to sit by me when we went to dinner and it was like this super cool moment.
Speaker A:So while she was like, like trying to like, snuggle up to me at dinner, I said, hey, sweetheart, I gotta go call Chris real quick.
Speaker A:And I left her at the table with everybody else to, to, to call Chris to tell him, dude, I can't wait for like 12 years, once your daughter's out of the I hate you phase, she's gonna really love you.
Speaker A:And it's amazing, it's super cool.
Speaker A:But yeah, you know, I had a cool weekend with my daughter.
Speaker D:You know, you know what's really funny is.
Speaker D:And I.
Speaker D:This is not even exaggerating, not a joke.
Speaker D:When you called and said, I cannot wait for your future in 12 years, I, I swear I thought you're gonna say, because you're gonna make some really good tick tocks.
Speaker D:And they're really gonna go because we were having that, that, that tick tock blow up the day you called me.
Speaker D:And usually that's what you call to say you're very excited about them not thinking that you'd be sentimental.
Speaker D:And then I had too much beer.
Speaker A:To worry about the tick tock.
Speaker A:I was sentimental.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah, it was a nice phone call.
Speaker D:It was a, it was the most professional phone.
Speaker D:It was the best phone call in the history of phone calls.
Speaker A:It was probably the most genuine phone call that you and I've ever shared where like we actually had a moment instead of us saying racist or inappropriate things to each other.
Speaker D:I listen to those things.
Speaker D:But yeah, no, it was, it was genuine.
Speaker D:And I couldn't wait for you to hang up because I was rebuilding the Chicago Bears and Matt and I still have 12 more years to worry about that.
Speaker D:Like, dude, come on.
Speaker D:Caleb Williams isn't getting any younger here.
Speaker A:So we, we all know like I, I don't drink often, but when I drink I can just spew at the mouth.
Speaker A:So we're, we're at dinner with, I'm with all these kids.
Speaker D:How many kids you have?
Speaker D:He spew somewhere else.
Speaker A:So there's these parents and their kids at this table and my daughter's eating chicken wings.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:And she doesn't eat all the meat off the bone.
Speaker A:Well, this triggers a James Yawn joke.
Speaker A:Now when James Yawn tells the joke, it's much more appropriate.
Speaker A:He says, if you don't eat all the meat off the bone, you might as well have just called me the N word.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker E:Oh my God.
Speaker A:That's a James Yawn joke.
Speaker A:So I think it's appropriate for me to say you literally.
Speaker A:I didn't know.
Speaker A:I just, I did not say the full word, Chris.
Speaker A:I say, I look at Abby and I say, abby, you not eating all the meat off the bone is just as bad of you as you saying the N word.
Speaker A:And everybody at the table, it was like the wild west where everybody stopped and like the whole place went silent and they're like, like what?
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah, they do it and they go, one of us.
Speaker E:And then his co worker brought out some paper towels because he was sweating.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker D:That's an insane thing to say, Scott.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:So not only do I say this, but then I explained to one of the parents why I said this.
Speaker E:Did you call James Yawn?
Speaker A:No, but I did text him.
Speaker E:I was like, I was like, you're drunk.
Speaker E:So that's would not surprise.
Speaker A:I said, so I text him.
Speaker A:I said, so my daughter left meat on her wing and I dropped your.
Speaker A:If you leave meat on the bone, you might as well use the N word joke.
Speaker A:It did not go over well.
Speaker A:He says, hahaha.
Speaker A:I said, I feel like I've disrespected you by not delivering the Joke correctly.
Speaker D:Not by being racist, just by not delivering the joke.
Speaker A:Oh my God.
Speaker A:I said oh my God.
Speaker A:Also, my 12 year old is a rock star.
Speaker A:She just ate 12 hot wings.
Speaker A:She may be part black.
Speaker E:Oh my God.
Speaker A:I'm just noticing that I texted this.
Speaker E:Did he respond to that?
Speaker A:I did.
Speaker A:Then I did say I should mention I'm about a gallon of Bud Light deep.
Speaker A:And he goes, yes, we got one.
Speaker A:And yes, I assumed you were drinking.
Speaker E:God.
Speaker E:James is a real one.
Speaker E:James probably unaffected by that.
Speaker E:I don't.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:Unaffected.
Speaker A:Unaffected.
Speaker A:Hang on one second.
Speaker E:Good night.
Speaker E:Abby.
Speaker D:I was just telling the story about what I called you the N word, so.
Speaker A:Yeah, I didn't know that I said that.
Speaker A:I hate, you know, I hate when I piece together things that I text or say when I'm drunk.
Speaker A:It's super mortifying.
Speaker A:Sarah, does that ever happen to you?
Speaker C:Never.
Speaker A:Sarah.
Speaker A:And Sarah.
Speaker D:Oh, Sarah's sweating.
Speaker B:I was just talking about this the other day.
Speaker B:Yes, yes, it has.
Speaker A:Oh, please do tell.
Speaker B:Well, I can't.
Speaker B:I would, but I can't because of who it involves and where this might end up up.
Speaker B:Oh, but I've been there before.
Speaker C:Okay, we all have at some point or another.
Speaker C:Maybe.
Speaker A:Chris, what about you?
Speaker A:Any.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker D:The only thing I ever did was that wasn't embarrassing.
Speaker D:I do really fun things when I'm drunk.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I made a.
Speaker D:A review video for all of the white claws that I was drinking and they've been out for like 10 years and I was trying them for the first time and I made like a 45 second minute long review video and send it to all my friends to come to see the next morning.
Speaker D:It was a 15 minute long video.
Speaker D:I don't even know how it's sent through.
Speaker D:And it wasn't a video that I said that was on Facebook live on our.
Speaker D:And so that was the only thing that I did that was weird.
Speaker D:But I think that's good for.
Speaker D:I think it was good for the country.
Speaker D:Not just.
Speaker D:Not just even for my friends, but I think that it was.
Speaker D:We needed that.
Speaker A:Darren, anything from you?
Speaker E:No, but it's really funny watching you do it.
Speaker E:Like as.
Speaker E:As a.
Speaker E:As a what?
Speaker E:Like watching you get so drunk and just being like, I'm texting James or oh, I'm on.
Speaker E:I'm texting the director from Indiana Jones.
Speaker E:Not George Lucas.
Speaker E:Not.
Speaker E:Or I don't even remember what his name is anymore.
Speaker D:Yeah, it's a guy who identifies as Indiana Jones.
Speaker D:Yeah, it's not even Indiana Jones.
Speaker A:Yeah, I definitely will just randomly FaceTime people.
Speaker A:Like, some are random, some are not so random.
Speaker A:Miranda's unfortunately been on the other end of those.
Speaker A:Oh, let me FaceTime.
Speaker A:I see her in my Tik Tok live, and I'm like, oh, she's probably up for a FaceTime because she was watching.
Speaker A:Like, those are connections that I make in my head.
Speaker A:I did.
Speaker A:I did something real dumb the other night.
Speaker A:So I shared with Chris and I were getting into some.
Speaker A:Some light political banter, and I.
Speaker A:I shared with him these tick tockers that I watch.
Speaker A:Like, see, it's these guys that are, like, in their.
Speaker A:In their.
Speaker A:In their mid-20s and, you know, ultra liberal, and they're trying to debate people who voted for Trump.
Speaker A:And I think these guys are brilliant.
Speaker A:So I, like, I'm sharing.
Speaker A:I'm like, this is where I get all of my information, Chris.
Speaker A:So I need you to watch as well so that you can be informed, like me.
Speaker D:And I was like, I can tell half the things these guys are saying aren't even true.
Speaker A:So since TikTok has come back, I haven't reloaded, like, coins or anything like that to send gifts or anything.
Speaker D:And you.
Speaker A:Yeah, you can't do, like, it's.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:They've made it super difficult to do.
Speaker A:You can't subscribe to anybody anymore if you're in the U.S.
Speaker A:it's, like, super difficult.
Speaker A:So these guys have their Venmo on there, so I'm just.
Speaker A:I just send them 50 bucks.
Speaker A:Like, here you go.
Speaker A:Here's $50.
Speaker A:Just so I can hear him say, hey, thanks, Scott, for the 50 bucks.
Speaker A:Appreciate that.
Speaker A:And then it goes on to continuing to debate why Trump sucks.
Speaker B:I would say that, right?
Speaker B:If you give me $50.
Speaker E:I would also say that if you give me.
Speaker E:If you give me $50 right now.
Speaker D:That's all it takes.
Speaker B:I have venmo, cash app, PayPal.
Speaker C:Yeah, all of them.
Speaker C:I'll say whatever.
Speaker C:Just.
Speaker D:Yeah, give me a family member.
Speaker E:Wait, I.
Speaker E:You can't send that, but you can use Rachel's money to send it.
Speaker D:Rachel's.
Speaker D:So Rachel just donated to the Harris Walls campaign.
Speaker D:And don't worry about it.
Speaker A:Throw back to when Scott drunk texted.
Speaker A:When did I drunk text Todd Wilson?
Speaker A:I don't remember.
Speaker D:In your defense, Scott, you interviewed a drunk.
Speaker D:Todd.
Speaker D:Todd Wolfson.
Speaker A:Very, very, very possible.
Speaker D:Very plausible.
Speaker A:All right, you guys ready to play Jersey Man, Florida Man?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker D:Where the flipping A fanboat, a crash in a truck.
Speaker A:These states are filled with people who.
Speaker D:Suck, so it's time for us to play New Jersey man versus Florida man.
Speaker A:Every week, game master Ryan brings us to news stories.
Speaker A:One is from Jersey, one is from Florida.
Speaker A:It's up to us to determine which one is which.
Speaker A:Take it away, Ryan.
Speaker F:Hey guys, this is Ryan from the Parents Night out news team.
Speaker F:And I just got promoted to anchor.
Speaker F:Still waiting on Rachel to approve my raise.
Speaker F:But since I'm an anchor now, I get to read you news stories from other places than just Florida and New Jersey.
Speaker F:And for our lead off story, it was Groundhog's Day where Pugsutawney Phil woke up in Gobbler's Knob.
Speaker F:Sounds like somewhere Nick would live and saw his shadow.
Speaker F:Which means six more weeks of winter.
Speaker F:This is a stupid holiday.
Speaker F:If I wanted to take my weather from a beady eyed road and I'd ask Chris what the weather's going to be doing, of course he saw his shadow too.
Speaker F:Then again, at his size, how can he miss it?
Speaker F:So in Greenland, 6% of people approve of the US taking over.
Speaker F:Man, the US brings less to the table than Scott does in his marriage.
Speaker F:Upon Hearing about this 6% approval rate, Joe Biden says, wow, how'd you get that so high?
Speaker F:In New Zealand, a woman bites into a knife handle while eating a wrap from a sandwich shell.
Speaker F:Geez, what if she ordered this sandwich from New Jersey?
Speaker F:You know, I looked up what the woman looks like and I think we need to take over New Zealand and not Greenland.
Speaker F:I'm sure Scott's Googling that right there.
Speaker F:A new study out of Harvard shows that tall and attractive people have a better chance of getting a job.
Speaker F:Also, this from Harvard, Water is wet.
Speaker F:I guess this explains why Chris works for himself.
Speaker F:Also, there's something in your pantry that may be killing you.
Speaker F:It's tea bags.
Speaker F:Apparently teabags have a high level of microplastics in them.
Speaker F:For Nick, teabagging has always been a choking hazard.
Speaker F:A British tiktoker was severely burned by a tanning bed when somebody gave her advice to lay in it the opposite way you normally would.
Speaker F:Well, I know one member of this program will never have to worry about that because she has the complexion of a vampire.
Speaker F:Cosmo printed an article saying that there are three everyday words that could make sex more intense.
Speaker F:I think for Rachel, they're your husband's home.
Speaker F:You know, my wife and I one time were in an intimate moment when she said, put more pressure on me.
Speaker F:So I leaned forward and whispered in her ear, I don't have a retirement plan.
Speaker F:Anyways, let's get into this week's Florida Man Or New Jersey, man.
Speaker F:And for our first story, a car thief is trapped inside a Corvette.
Speaker F:And for our second story, police bust up a $75,000 cocaine ring.
Speaker A:Okay, so we've got a thief trapped in a Corvette or a cocaine ring.
Speaker A:We're gonna go with our guest first.
Speaker A:Miranda, what are your thoughts?
Speaker C:I mean, I'm thinking the Corvettes Florida.
Speaker A:Corvettes Florida.
Speaker E:Darren, There's a lot of cocaine down here, but I think it's a misdirect.
Speaker E:And I also think Corvette Florida.
Speaker A:Sarah.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:People in Florida are pretty stupid, I have to say.
Speaker B:I'm gonna go with Corvette Florida, Chris.
Speaker D:Yeah, I'm gonna go cocaine Jersey.
Speaker D:I've seen a lot of cocaine in my day.
Speaker D:Never have tried, but if I wanted to, I definitely could.
Speaker D:There's a lot of it up here.
Speaker D:Corvette Florida.
Speaker D:Because see a lot of these old people driving them down there.
Speaker D:I could see that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Cocaine is not our drug of choice here in Florida.
Speaker A:It's a meth.
Speaker A:So I'm.
Speaker D:Yeah, I'm gonna go method politics.
Speaker E:The old people like the cocaine.
Speaker A:Oh, do they?
Speaker D:Yeah, More Viagra people.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:I feel like they're more blue pill.
Speaker A:Crush that up.
Speaker A:So I'm gonna go Corvette Florida and cocaine Jersey.
Speaker A:Let's find out the answer.
Speaker F:So our first story is from Florida where a suspected car thief was trapped inside of a Corvette.
Speaker F:The 33 year old man was trapped due to a unconventional door mechanism which he could not figure out.
Speaker F:You know, this reminds me of some other idiot that I know that missed a podcast recording because he was trapped in his own garage.
Speaker F:So that means our second story is from New Jersey where Operation Dirty Laundry bust up a $75,000 cocaine ring.
Speaker F:It's being called Operation Dirty Laundry because the defendants used their coin laundry business to do their cocaine business.
Speaker F:More than two pounds of cocaine were found in a lockbox that was tucked under a laundry bag.
Speaker F:You know, I know Scott doesn't know a lot about cocaine, but he does know a lot about laundry because he's always telling me, you gotta keep the colors separate from the whites.
Speaker F:Anyways, that's it for me this week, guys.
Speaker F:Back to you.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Laundry.
Speaker A:He was definitely talking about laundry.
Speaker A:Laundry.
Speaker D:No, you were talking about laundry.
Speaker A:Of course I was talking about laundry.
Speaker E:It is not how to do laundry.
Speaker D:You're watching the inauguration and you said that to me.
Speaker A:All right, I've delayed this as long as I can, Chris.
Speaker A:Darren, you got a lot to talk about, right?
Speaker A:Go ahead.
Speaker D:I Just yeeted everywhere.
Speaker D:Scott.
Speaker E:Charge up if you want to take over.
Speaker D:Yeah, I think.
Speaker D:I think actually.
Speaker D:I think actually you.
Speaker D:You've got something to say because listen, Darren and I watched the Royal Rumble live this weekend.
Speaker D:We did live text each other.
Speaker D:It was a great rumble.
Speaker D:And then we watched WWE's Pay Per View, the Royal Rumble.
Speaker D:But more importantly, Scott, you're getting a little.
Speaker D:It's a little that sex carrots being download in front of you.
Speaker D:But the sex is wwe.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Is successful tick tock videos.
Speaker A:The carrot is successful tick tock videos.
Speaker A:So Chris is at it again.
Speaker A:We've got.
Speaker A:Right now we've got three videos popping off.
Speaker A:One's at 425, 000, the other one's at 20,000, and then the third one is at about 10,000.
Speaker A:All WWE related.
Speaker E:So one of them's TNA.
Speaker D:That is true.
Speaker E:It is true.
Speaker A:All wrestling related.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker D:Thank you.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:So I felt like I needed to kind of get a backstory and understand exactly what these videos mean because I had no idea.
Speaker A:I just have some guy that looks like you ordered the rock off of Teemu saying, yeet, yeah, okay.
Speaker A:And so I watched the final six of the Royal Rumble and guys, it was electric.
Speaker A:I was like, I need more of this.
Speaker A:And that wasn't just because they were wearing tights.
Speaker A:So I tonight decided that I'm.
Speaker E:What the jorts?
Speaker A:Sure.
Speaker A:Tonight I decided to watch.
Speaker A:I was going to watch the Royal Rum.
Speaker A:I got to see what everybody's talking about.
Speaker A:So the first event was the Women's Royal Rumble.
Speaker A:I was hooked.
Speaker A:I'm standing up cheering.
Speaker A:Especially when the, like the female version of Andre the Giant got knocked out.
Speaker D:Oh, I had a nightmare that.
Speaker D:And I kid you not, I have text messages.
Speaker D:I have a nightmare.
Speaker D:That night that I was.
Speaker D:I entered the Royal Rumble.
Speaker D:This was a real dream that I had.
Speaker D:Anaya Jax eliminated me.
Speaker D:It was the most humiliating thing ever.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:She's a Tank.
Speaker D:She's a.
Speaker D:She's a.
Speaker D:She's you.
Speaker D:But as a woman and with hair.
Speaker A:A lot of hair.
Speaker A:So it's so exciting.
Speaker A:It was such an exciting ending.
Speaker A:And I think that's what I needed to push.
Speaker A:Push me over the edge.
Speaker A:Because when I started watching a little bit like back around WrestleMania and like watch the main event with Cody Rhodes and I was like, I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't really get it.
Speaker D:He didn't get the lore.
Speaker D:He didn't get the lore.
Speaker A:I didn't.
Speaker D:And so it's like watching infinity.
Speaker D:It's like watching Avengers end game without watching the rest of them.
Speaker D:You didn't understand it.
Speaker A:I can understand that comparison.
Speaker A:So I.
Speaker A:I hadn't really watched it.
Speaker A:Well, there's so much hype around this Royal Rumble and the finish, so now I have to watch it.
Speaker D:Yeah, you like the finish.
Speaker D:That's interesting.
Speaker D:During that whole match as well.
Speaker A:I almost canceled recording tonight just so that I could watch watch end of it.
Speaker A:I ended it right after the.
Speaker A:The tag team fight.
Speaker A:There's a big Cody Rhodes fight coming up.
Speaker A:So, yeah, I almost canceled recording tonight so I could.
Speaker A:I could catch up and watch, which.
Speaker D:I made a Tick Tock about, which you watch until you watch the.
Speaker D:The match.
Speaker A:I know I'm avoiding Tik Tok now, which is really difficult for me.
Speaker D:I know it's extra difficult to avoid.
Speaker E:Tik Tok because Monday Night Raw is also going on.
Speaker E:So if you.
Speaker E:If you go on Tik Tok, you'll get Monday Night Raw spoilers as well.
Speaker A:Yeah, well, and Monday Night Raw is going to help push out our videos, so.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:So, Darren, any closing thoughts before I go into this game that I stole from another Tik Tok creator?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker E:To avoid as much spoilers as possible because I don't want to ruin anything for my dad who hasn't seen the entirety of the ple J uso is premium live experience.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Alex, got that.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker E:Ple Premium live event.
Speaker D:Keep that in.
Speaker D:You also keep his.
Speaker D:His quote in.
Speaker E:Main event.
Speaker E:Jey Usom is going to have a killer WrestleMania season.
Speaker E:Cody Rhodes is also going to have a very interesting mania season.
Speaker E:And I can't wait to see the rest of John Cena.
Speaker E:This is farewell year.
Speaker C:John Cena still wrestling.
Speaker A:Not for long.
Speaker C:Maybe I should watch.
Speaker D:The bald spot is telling.
Speaker D:Oh, man, it's pretty bad.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker D:All right, guys.
Speaker D:So I stole this from another Tick Tock creator.
Speaker D:If you're listening to this Tick Tock creator, you.
Speaker D:It's mine now, so.
Speaker D:Oh, I'm actually.
Speaker D:These are my Cliff Notes.
Speaker D:I can't read those.
Speaker D:I was literally about to start reading the Cliff Notes.
Speaker D:Wait a second.
Speaker D:This doesn't look like the game I stole.
Speaker D:So the game is.
Speaker D:Is everyone's going to be involved.
Speaker D:You don't need to know anything about wwe.
Speaker D:Actually, Darren, I don't think you can.
Speaker D:Actually.
Speaker D:Actually, Darren, you probably could.
Speaker E:We'll do the game the same way that y'all did it.
Speaker E:Last.
Speaker A:Yeah, he'll go last.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Yeah, perfect.
Speaker D:But I don't know if anybody.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:Hold on for a Second.
Speaker A:Okay, so on my screen and on YouTube, Miranda and Sarah are right next to each other.
Speaker A:And Miranda leaned over, and it looked like she was about to, like, whisper or kiss Sarah.
Speaker A:And I was like, okay, everybody, let's respect what's about to happen.
Speaker A:Let's let it happen organically.
Speaker A:I'm not here to stop anything.
Speaker A:Let's just let nature happen.
Speaker C:Nothing like, on my side.
Speaker C:We're separated by Chris, so.
Speaker D:Whoa.
Speaker C:Maybe we were both.
Speaker D:You know.
Speaker B:I see what you're seeing, Scott.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:You still got that music that you play?
Speaker A:Hold on one second.
Speaker A:I can.
Speaker D:So for today's game, we are going to play wrestler or killer.
Speaker D:So I'm gonna give you guys a name, and you guys are gonna have to tell me.
Speaker D:Do you think this is the name of a.
Speaker D:They're all nicknames.
Speaker D:Nickname of a wrestler or nickname of a notorious killer?
Speaker D:Chat, please play along.
Speaker D:So our first nickname is Virgil the Kentucky Butcher.
Speaker D:Go ahead and cast your votes, guys.
Speaker D:All right, Miranda, let's go with you first.
Speaker D:Virgil the Kentucky Butcher.
Speaker D:Wrestler or killer?
Speaker C:I feel like I know a lot about killers and I should know that name.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I will.
Speaker D:I will tell you guys.
Speaker D:I did go on Wikipedia.
Speaker D:I pulled up names of killers, and I thought I was diversified in killers, but there's a lot of killers that I had not.
Speaker D:I did not know, for the record, all these wrestlers and killers, I didn't know any of them.
Speaker D:Full disclosure, I have a question.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:This is not a difficult game.
Speaker E:Never mind.
Speaker C:Use it in a sentence.
Speaker C:Sentence, please.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Virgil the Kentucky Butcher is the first name in the game.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go with a wrestler.
Speaker D:Wrestler.
Speaker D:All right, we got one for wrestler.
Speaker D:Sarah.
Speaker B:Killer.
Speaker D:Killer.
Speaker D:One and one.
Speaker D:Scott.
Speaker A:I'm going wrestler as well.
Speaker D:Okay, we got two to one.
Speaker E:Darren, I think that's an alternate name or, like, an original name for the American dream.
Speaker E:So I'm gonna go wrestler because his.
Speaker E:Okay, never mind.
Speaker D:So we have three to one, and the wrestlers have it.
Speaker D:Virgil the Kentucky Butchers, also known as John Quinn, who was a wrestler who wrestled through the 60s, 70s, and 80s under a variety of name.
Speaker D:One being Virgil the Kentucky Butcher.
Speaker A:Now, is this Virgil, who also was associated with the Million Dollar Man?
Speaker D:Super dead by then.
Speaker D:Okay, next.
Speaker D:Probably killed by the actual Kentucky Butcher.
Speaker D:Next, the Mexican Ripper.
Speaker D:Miranda, Killer or wrestler?
Speaker C:Killer.
Speaker C:Absolutely.
Speaker D:Killer.
Speaker B:Wrestler.
Speaker D:All right, Scott.
Speaker A:Well, according to our president, all Mexicans are killers, so I'm gonna go killer.
Speaker D:Okay, Darren, That's a wrestler.
Speaker D:The Mexican Ripper is responsible for the death of 20 prostitutes.
Speaker D:Killer.
Speaker A:So who got that one?
Speaker C:We did.
Speaker D:Me and you.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker D:All right, next.
Speaker D:Peewee.
Speaker D:Miranda, was Peewee a killer or a wrestler?
Speaker A:I think he was a host of a Saturday morning television show.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go killer.
Speaker D:Killer.
Speaker D:All right, Sarah.
Speaker B:Wrestler.
Speaker D:Wrestler.
Speaker A:Scott, I am also going to go wrestler.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker A:I think he was one of the little people that wrestled King Kong Bundy.
Speaker E:I was just gonna say he's not only a wrestler, he's a m.
Speaker E:Wrestler.
Speaker D:Micro wrestler.
Speaker D:Great.
Speaker A:Guess that's offensive.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker D:They're called serial killer who stabbed, shot, drowned, and poisoned more than 12 people.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:Miranda's taking a lead right now.
Speaker D:Current score.
Speaker B:These are not in my serial killer.
Speaker D:I know.
Speaker D:We have to do a watch party for some.
Speaker D:Some new documentary.
Speaker D:Two true crime documentaries.
Speaker D:All right, we have three left, guys.
Speaker A:So right now, Miranda's got three.
Speaker A:Sarah, zero.
Speaker A:I've got two.
Speaker A:Darren, one.
Speaker D:Next.
Speaker D:Miranda was Gobbledygooker.
Speaker D:The Gobbledygooker.
Speaker A:That was my porn name.
Speaker D:Or killer.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go with wrestler just because that sounds ridiculous.
Speaker B:All right, Sarah, it's like a word my grandmother used.
Speaker B:Wrestler.
Speaker D:Okay, Scott.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I'm gonna go killer.
Speaker D:Okay, Darren, close it out.
Speaker E:That's what Chris calls Nick on a Friday night.
Speaker D: rtrayed by Hector Guerrero in: Speaker D:The gobbledygooker was a turkey mascot in the WWF.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:So who got that?
Speaker D:Miranda and Sarah and Darren.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker D:Guys, we got two left.
Speaker B:I'm on the board.
Speaker D:It's gonna be my favorite ones.
Speaker A:So Miranda has to lose these two and Darren or I need to get the next two to four.
Speaker D:A lot of pressure here.
Speaker D:Amish roadkill.
Speaker D:Wrestler or killer?
Speaker D:Amish roadkill.
Speaker C:I'm going wrestler.
Speaker D:Wrestler for Miranda.
Speaker D:Okay, Sarah.
Speaker D:Roadkill.
Speaker D:Killer Scott.
Speaker A:I'm going killer.
Speaker D:And Darren.
Speaker E:I'm also gonna go killer.
Speaker D:Depoli was the guy's name, usually dressed in traditional Amish attire and even sported the sweet beer to compete the outfit.
Speaker D:Which made me wonder where the Roadkill part of his name comes in.
Speaker D:While he wrestled, he was a wrestler.
Speaker D:Amish Roadkill was indeed.
Speaker E:This is crazy.
Speaker A:The only one who got it in.
Speaker D:Killing and wrestling places.
Speaker E:And.
Speaker D:And lastly, this one might be harder than.
Speaker D:I'm a shirt kill.
Speaker D:Ape Man.
Speaker E:I'm sorry, what is it called?
Speaker D:Ape Man.
Speaker B:It's a really good song by the Kinks.
Speaker B:Actually.
Speaker D:Did this guy have a kink for wrestling or for killing?
Speaker D:Sarah, actually your second.
Speaker D:Hold on, let me go.
Speaker D:Keep going.
Speaker D:In order.
Speaker C:I just a man that would like.
Speaker C:You said ape Right.
Speaker D:Ape me.
Speaker D:As in that would just, like, you.
Speaker C:Know, jump all over people.
Speaker C:I was killed him.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go with killer.
Speaker D:Killer.
Speaker D:Okay, Sarah, I feel like I'd be.
Speaker B:Wrong to go against Miranda at this point.
Speaker D:So, Killer Scott, you gotta go against the green or with the green.
Speaker A:I'm gonna go against the grain and go wrestler.
Speaker D:Wrestler.
Speaker D:And Darren, I'm gonna go killer.
Speaker D:The Ape man was a Canadian serial killer, child rapist, and child abductor.
Speaker D:I am terrified to be in the virtual room with Miranda.
Speaker A:Well, when her husband.
Speaker D:Congratulations.
Speaker A:I think when her husband looks like Dexter in the series finale.
Speaker A:Like, I get it.
Speaker A:I get it.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker C:We have been watching Dexter because my husband never watched things.
Speaker C:So, you know.
Speaker A:So when did you know that you were obsessed with serial killers, Miranda?
Speaker C:About 10 years ago.
Speaker C:I have, like, a serial killer bible.
Speaker C:It's just interesting.
Speaker C:Like, documentary.
Speaker C:Anyway, sorry.
Speaker D:My favorite documentary was one about your husband.
Speaker C:I'm glad you've seen it.
Speaker D:The Ape Man.
Speaker C:I mean, that's how I knew.
Speaker A:When.
Speaker A:When you guys do adult time, do you reenact Planet of the Apes?
Speaker C:When we do what?
Speaker A:When you guys have adult time, do you reenact Planet of the Apes?
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker D:That was the sweetest yes to those obscene questions.
Speaker A:Because Miranda's so wholesome.
Speaker A:She's so wholesome.
Speaker A:If you ever see her lives on.
Speaker D:Plastic wrap from Dexter.
Speaker A:Hey, Chris.
Speaker A:Scott, you got any Cliff Notes?
Speaker D:I do.
Speaker A:It's been quite the show.
Speaker A:A lot of stuff's happened, so nothing.
Speaker D:Can stop this little boy from recapping.
Speaker A:The day the Chris's Cliffs Notes way.
Speaker D:I do want to say, for the very first time, I think that someone else got the brunt of my jokes.
Speaker D:And only because she volunteered him in the beginning of the episode.
Speaker D:Marin, I hope your husband has a good sense of humor.
Speaker C:He.
Speaker A:Yes, or he won't be listening to this episode.
Speaker D:This will be the last time we ever speak.
Speaker D:So we started off the podcast by Miranda showing us a picture of her husband.
Speaker D:Now I'm just happy to see that Hagrid started taking Ozempic.
Speaker D:I'm sorry.
Speaker D:I'm sorry.
Speaker D:In all seriousness, Miranda, it's really sweet of that you.
Speaker D:You let an unhoused person live with you.
Speaker D:I think I'm a giver.
Speaker D:Scott was talking about how he was dress shopping with his daughter.
Speaker D:He had a really cool moment.
Speaker D:What he didn't say is it was 10pm and I was about to have a really cool moment with my wife, but instead I got to listen to Scott's amazing night.
Speaker A:Sorry, Bub.
Speaker D:W.
Speaker D:That's actually my last Cliff Note.
Speaker D:It was three pages long, but they were just really long ones today.
Speaker D:And lastly, we played a fun game where everyone tried to guess whether the nickname is a wrestler or a killer.
Speaker D:So half were wrestlers and other half were killers, but all of them were former nicknames of Miranda's husband.
Speaker D:And those are my Cliff ds.
Speaker A:Thank you so much, Chris.
Speaker A:Does anybody have any exciting plans with.
Speaker D:The kids this week keeping her alive?
Speaker D:To be completely honest with you, she is standing and wiggling and dancing around now.
Speaker D:And she's falling a lot, man.
Speaker D:Not as much as I do on a daily basis.
Speaker D:But she.
Speaker D:She's a wiggle worm.
Speaker D:I posted a picture.
Speaker D:She's a new favorite song.
Speaker D:I Just Can't Wa To Be King.
Speaker D:Also Trump's favorite song.
Speaker D:And.
Speaker D:And every time it comes on, she whips her head around so fast that she usually falls.
Speaker D:And.
Speaker D:Yeah, so that's that.
Speaker D:That's her new favorite song.
Speaker D:She dances.
Speaker D:She's dancing now.
Speaker D:But the scary thing is it was cute when she was on the ground and whipped her head around.
Speaker D:Now she's, like, holding on to things and I put something on.
Speaker D:She whips her head around and just, you know, no regard for anything.
Speaker D:Everything's anchored into a wall now.
Speaker D:I went through a whole box of screws just screwing.
Speaker D:I ruined all my furniture.
Speaker D:Everything's just screwed into the wall at this point, and it's ruined because the first six or seven screws don't go into a stud.
Speaker D:So I just have to keep going until I find a stud.
Speaker D:So I just called Nick to help me locate.
Speaker D:That's how I usually get it done.
Speaker A:Knew that was coming.
Speaker A:That setup was brilliant.
Speaker D:Also, it wasn't a setup that actually happened without calling Nick.
Speaker D:So, yeah, the.
Speaker D:The fun thing this weekend is actually happening away from my family.
Speaker D:This Friday night, all of the champions of my fantasy football league go out for a steak dinner one time a year, which I talked about.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:And this is champions dinner.
Speaker D:Is this Friday?
Speaker D:Very excited.
Speaker D:We're going to a nice steak dinner at this point.
Speaker A:Is it everyone in your league?
Speaker D:No, there's, like, three people that just are not invited, and they don't even know about.
Speaker D:The one was told because his brother's a champion, but some people don't even know about it.
Speaker D:It.
Speaker A:Oh, that's so funny.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:And, yeah.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker D:So Champions dinner will be Friday night.
Speaker D:Blazers required.
Speaker D:I got a nice one from the thrift store.
Speaker D:I have to wash the Florida death off of it.
Speaker D:Donated presumably by one of Your former residents.
Speaker D:And yeah, that's Friday.
Speaker D:Saturday we'll be meditating.
Speaker D:And Sunday will be the Eagles winning the super bowl, their second in franchise history.
Speaker D:So I say right now, congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles for winning their second Super Bowl.
Speaker D:Saquon Barkley, you.
Speaker D:You made me eleven hundred dollars because I put a hundred dollars down that you would rush for more than 200 yards.
Speaker D:So thank you very much.
Speaker D:In the super bowl formula.
Speaker D:Good odds.
Speaker D:It's good odds, Scott.
Speaker D:I can't.
Speaker D:Can you believe I hit that?
Speaker A:Congratulations.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker D:And when I was putting the money down, I put 100, but I was like, why not put 500 down down or even 3, 000?
Speaker D:Because it's a sure thing.
Speaker C:Just put everything you have in it.
Speaker D:I like her.
Speaker D:My wife's number.
Speaker D:Miranda, I need some convincing.
Speaker E:I'm so glad you won all that money, Chris.
Speaker D:I know.
Speaker D:What do you guys want?
Speaker D:I will.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:I might go for a steak dinner next Friday night now as well.
Speaker C:I'm gonna start making my list for you.
Speaker A:I may start a GoFundMe.
Speaker D:Actually, we.
Speaker D:Hypothetically, if we had a week to go until the Super Bowl, I would be willing, living in New Jersey, to place any amount of bets for any of you guys.
Speaker D:And I'll give you 50%, 25 tariff for you guys.
Speaker C:Sounds like a great deal.
Speaker D:But anyway, that's my weekend.
Speaker D:Had a really good time at.
Speaker D:At some.
Speaker D:After the game was over, I ran right to Dick's and I ran right to Dick's Sporting Goods and got my.
Speaker D:Got my shirt wobbled into.
Speaker D:Into the sporting goods store to get my super bowl championship shirts.
Speaker D:I'm not coming back if they don't.
Speaker E:Win the super bowl podcast anymore.
Speaker C:They're gonna win, so don't say that they're gonna win.
Speaker D:Thank you, Miranda.
Speaker D:They did win, actually.
Speaker D:This is.
Speaker C:They won.
Speaker D:Day after they won.
Speaker D:Actually.
Speaker A:It's airing right now during the super bowl today.
Speaker D:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker D:Saquon Barkley just hit it 225 yards.
Speaker D:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker A:Let's be honest.
Speaker A:No one's listening to us right now.
Speaker A:Super bowl tomorrow.
Speaker D:Ryan probably.
Speaker D:Is he.
Speaker A:Yeah, The super bowl was yesterday.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Taylor Swift did.
Speaker D:Darren.
Speaker E:She did.
Speaker D:She.
Speaker E:She.
Speaker E:She.
Speaker E:One of them.
Speaker D:She did.
Speaker D:She did.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker D:So did the white man.
Speaker D:Yeah, the Chiefs.
Speaker D:The Chiefs.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Okay, Sarah, Miranda, anything with your kids this week?
Speaker C:Oh, gosh.
Speaker C:Soccer.
Speaker C:Our life now is soccer.
Speaker D:It's soccer season already.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:They're starting at school, and then he's doing travel, so Are like.
Speaker C:Is soccer.
Speaker C:3 year old is starting T ball, so.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker D:That's exciting, though.
Speaker D:T ball is a fun time.
Speaker C:I'm excited.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:My husband's super excited because soccer is the one sport we didn't play and that's all we've gone to for years, so.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:And then the fields right by where he lives in the woods.
Speaker D:He could just walk right in.
Speaker E:She's like, sasquatch.
Speaker D:That's really exciting.
Speaker D:Is he coaching at all or just coaching at home?
Speaker D:Because it's got.
Speaker D:He's gonna coach at home.
Speaker D:I'm gonna warn you right now.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker C:No, he will eventually.
Speaker C:I don't think he's gonna coach.
Speaker D:That's fun.
Speaker D:I can't wait till my daughter.
Speaker D:I can't wait till I force her into sports because I don't even care if she's not athletic or anything.
Speaker D:She's gonna play.
Speaker C:No, just.
Speaker D:Are your kids athletic?
Speaker D:Yeah, they are.
Speaker C:Very.
Speaker D:How old are your kids?
Speaker D:We didn't even ask.
Speaker C:Thirteen.
Speaker C:Almost four and almost two.
Speaker D:Oh, wow.
Speaker D:Nice.
Speaker D:Nice variety there.
Speaker D:Nice.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:Really nice variety of kids.
Speaker C:Variety.
Speaker D:That's a.
Speaker D:That's a fun age gap for sure.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's a.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker D:They're all getting you ready for the one before them.
Speaker C:The third one was an oops.
Speaker C:But we're.
Speaker C:What?
Speaker C:We love our oops.
Speaker A:My first one was an oops.
Speaker D:It's Darren's middle name.
Speaker E:It's all right.
Speaker E:Literally, I won't say what your second one was.
Speaker A:Okay, so.
Speaker A:So Abby's got her school dance this week, so we're excited about that.
Speaker D:You waited till last week to get her dressed?
Speaker D:Dude.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:I excel under pressure.
Speaker D:I said the same thing.
Speaker A:So that'll be real fun for her.
Speaker A:Sarah.
Speaker A:Anything.
Speaker B:Megacon.
Speaker A:Oh, that's right.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker D:Oh, you might not be back.
Speaker D:You might have a heart attack.
Speaker B:I was so ready to be like.
Speaker B:And no, nothing.
Speaker B:We have soccer too, but actually Megacon.
Speaker A:You have megacon?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:No Hayden Christensen this year, unfortunately.
Speaker D:I thought you bought the thing.
Speaker B:No, we're gonna go see Millie Bobby Brown and we're gonna go see.
Speaker D:You're seeing my daughter?
Speaker D:Yes, 11.
Speaker B:Yes, 11.
Speaker B:And found out that Vecna is going to be there too.
Speaker B:And it's.
Speaker E:I love Twilight.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:Scott tried to get one of those before he had dar.
Speaker A:Great.
Speaker B:That was great.
Speaker B:That was perfect.
Speaker C:When is that?
Speaker C:Sarah, where are you going?
Speaker B:I'm.
Speaker B:I'm on the fence of.
Speaker B:For Molly Ringwald.
Speaker B:For myself.
Speaker B:Oh, I want to, like, day of probably decide if I'm gonna do it.
Speaker B:So I'm gonna wear my acid wash jeans and do my hair in really big curls and have like breakfast club ready.
Speaker D:I would try it once.
Speaker B:Nelson's gonna be there too.
Speaker D:I would try it once.
Speaker D:Just make sure you're not driving.
Speaker D:Giving.
Speaker D:Oh, my gosh, Molly.
Speaker D:Sorry, I just assumed.
Speaker A:We here at the no New friends podcast do not endorse any use of.
Speaker E:Drugs unless it's marijuana or it's prescribed.
Speaker B:More mushrooms or cocaine.
Speaker B:That's okay too.
Speaker A:Just anything.
Speaker A:Anything that doesn't come across the border from Mexico, it's fine.
Speaker D:Bath salts, organic.
Speaker C:There's so many options these days.
Speaker D:The prerequisite before you vote these days, just bath, salt, meth.
Speaker A:Miranda, where can our listeners find you?
Speaker C:I am on the Tick Tock at Rander Underscore.
Speaker D:Renee, what about Your home address?
Speaker A:1, 2, 3, 4.
Speaker A:Backwoods log cabin.
Speaker C:Good luck.
Speaker A:Darren, where can our listeners find you?
Speaker E:Well, I guess I have nothing going on this week, but you can find me.
Speaker A:You don't have any kids.
Speaker A:The whole thing is what are you doing with the kids this week?
Speaker A:So what are you doing with your kids this week?
Speaker E:This week with my father.
Speaker E:I'm watching.
Speaker E:I'm watching the road to wrestleia.
Speaker A:Oh, yes, we're doing that together.
Speaker C:So you are the kid and you're watching.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker E:So you see what I did there?
Speaker D:Yeah, I love that.
Speaker E:But you I'm probably dropping off of social media so you can find me here.
Speaker C:Cole.
Speaker B:Sarah, you can find me on the Tick tock at Super Sarah 94 or on the whatnot at Old soul Thrift.
Speaker A:Chris.
Speaker D:This week I'm just plugging Tick tock at the parks.
Speaker D:No New friends where I'm putting out seven tick tocks a day.
Speaker D:And also follow me at Disney verse on Tick tock where I put out less than that a day.
Speaker E:You still put out a lot on Disney verse?
Speaker D:I still put out a lot, yeah.
Speaker A:Danny also makes a lot of videos.
Speaker D:I attempt to anyway.
Speaker A:And also Chris is going to be putting together clips of the football game that we played last week and putting that up as a video.
Speaker A:Part one is already up.
Speaker C:I mean, I had fun watching you guys.
Speaker A:And you can connect with us.
Speaker A:All of our links are right there on our website, nonewfriendspodcast.com.
Speaker A:while you're there, you can check out our really sweet merchandise, join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits for as low as $2 per month.
Speaker A:And you can have all sorts of access to exclusive merchandise and cutting room, floor, all sorts of stuff.
Speaker A:I've messed up my thing because I'm into this song.
Speaker A:God damn it.
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Speaker A:That really helps us out.
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Speaker A:On behalf of Miranda game master Ryan Giles Garmin, our producer Alex the Wiseman Darren.com Nick, Sarah, Chris, I'm Scott.
Speaker A:Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker A:We'll see you next time.
Speaker A:Just not expecting that.
Speaker B:See you later Poopy bus.
Speaker D:No new friends just the old and.
Speaker A:The bold in the world of K we're the ones who hold Scott, Chris, Sarah and make a tale to be told.
Speaker A:Welcome to the podcast where adulting unfolds.
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