Mudslides and Martinis
This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences associated with family vacations, with particular emphasis on the joys and challenges encountered during trips to notable destinations like Mexico. We share our personal anecdotes, including the unexpected outcomes of a recent vacation, and explore the dynamics of travel planning, emphasizing the necessity of utilizing professional services to mitigate potential hiccups. The conversation extends to light-hearted commentary on the absurdities of parenting and vacationing, offering a candid glimpse into our lives as we navigate the complexities of adult responsibilities while seeking respite. Additionally, we examine cultural phenomena and current events, weaving them into our narrative to provide context and relevance. Join us as we traverse the intersection of family life and leisure, reflecting on the often humorous realities of our journeys.
Links referenced in this episode:
- nonewfriendspodcast.com
- sandpipervacations.com
Transcript
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Speaker A:My name is Scott.
Speaker A:I'm the host.
Speaker A:With me, as always, my amazing cast of characters, the scumbag reselling hoarder himself, Chris.
Speaker B:Glad you're not dead.
Speaker A:Scott, the Jewish American princess.
Speaker A:Sarah.
Speaker C:Hello.
Speaker A:Our emotional support, gay Nick.
Speaker D:Hola, senor.
Speaker A:The Wiseman Darren.com.
Speaker E:When I make my heel turn, it'll be on our producer Alex, and he knows why.
Speaker A:And our producer Alex.
Speaker A:Oh, you can bring it, brother.
Speaker A:Wait, why?
Speaker E:Because last week in his.
Speaker E:Sorry.
Speaker A:If you want to know what they're laughing at, you have to watch on YouTube because Chris is putting up all sorts of fun graphics.
Speaker A:You know what's funny is that body type is not that far off.
Speaker B:Off.
Speaker B:I typed in obese man in the bathing suit, but that was the only one on the angle.
Speaker D:It looks a lot better than that picture did on.
Speaker D:You are very pasty.
Speaker B:I I actually.
Speaker B:Nick.
Speaker B:I had to make his face tanner in on Photoshop to match the body in this picture.
Speaker C:I know a really good tanning solution and you don't have to go in the sun, so we'll take care of that.
Speaker C:Scott.
Speaker A:Sarah, believe it or not, you know, I was in Mexico for nine days and I came back whiter than I left.
Speaker A:Yeah, that.
Speaker D:That picture was.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I thought you were a ghost.
Speaker A:Is that the one that I took with the owners?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:You were like.
Speaker D:Your first picture of the owner is.
Speaker D:You're in a swimsuit.
Speaker D:Your wife is gorgeous.
Speaker A:That's not my wife.
Speaker A:That's the owner's wife.
Speaker D:Well, whoever she was was gorgeous.
Speaker D:And you were shirtless.
Speaker D:I know it's not great.
Speaker A:And I was very drunk.
Speaker A:Very.
Speaker B:You were.
Speaker B:You were so white.
Speaker B:You look like an upside down snow cone.
Speaker A:Let me tell you.
Speaker A:And we'll go all out of order because the storytelling doesn't matter what order that was.
Speaker A:Gosh.
Speaker A:That was the day before Rachel's birthday.
Speaker A:I decide I'm going to hit the mudslides hard every day.
Speaker A:I kind of changed up my drink of choice and I was going hard on the mudslides and I believe that that was.
Speaker A:So her birthday was on Thursday.
Speaker A:So I got.
Speaker A:I got to remember what I was doing Wednesday because I did a lot of catching up on show.
Speaker A:I was watching Love is Blind on Netflix and Keeping up with Monday Night Raw and Smackdown.
Speaker A:Because in the like, I would go out to the pool and sit at the bar because there's a swim up bar which was right in front of our room and she would lay out and I would sit in the shade and watch all these Netflix shows.
Speaker A:Anyway, I'm pounding.
Speaker A:Pounding mudslides.
Speaker B:Term to Nick, by the way.
Speaker B:I guess.
Speaker B:Sounds like a term.
Speaker D:Yeah, I just want to.
Speaker C:About.
Speaker C:Sorry, go ahead.
Speaker D:I don't even.
Speaker D:I don't even know who drinks mudslides.
Speaker D:Can we talk about that?
Speaker E:I don't even know what a mudslide is.
Speaker B:Heavy drink, right?
Speaker D: That is like the: Speaker D:Straight white female drink.
Speaker C:Stomach ache.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker D:On top of it.
Speaker D:How much diabetes do you have now?
Speaker D:Do you have all the types?
Speaker A:Nick, listen, my.
Speaker A:If I listed the drinks that I had over the week.
Speaker A:Miami Vice, that was my drink of choice on night and day one.
Speaker A:Electric lemonade, which was another frozen drink.
Speaker A:Dirty bananas.
Speaker D:You're at a five star resort and you're drinking Carnival cruise drinks.
Speaker D:Like make this make sense.
Speaker A:Well, so my problem is.
Speaker A:And I told this, I told the story the last Time I went to Mexico on night one, I go heavy on the margaritas, like, to the point when I was vomiting.
Speaker A:The last trip that we took to Mexico, because I drank so many margaritas, no salt.
Speaker A:And so I was like.
Speaker A:I was determined not to get super drunk on night one because it throws off my entire sleep schedule for the entire time that we're there.
Speaker A:So I switched from margaritas to.
Speaker A:I had one margarita, and then I went to the Miami Vice.
Speaker A:I'm like, it's a frozen drink.
Speaker A:You're going to get more full before you can get drunk.
Speaker A:That is not true.
Speaker A:Because at this resort, they were pouring doubles into each half of the drink.
Speaker A:So, like, the strawberry daiquiri got a double, the pina colada got a double, and then they mixed it together.
Speaker B:So tell your friends about us.
Speaker A:Literally drinking, like, 4 to 6 ounces of liquor in this drink.
Speaker A:And I'm pounding those because I'm not noticing it.
Speaker A:And in the room, there's this really cool mirror with, like, these mere slats.
Speaker A:It looked amazing when we were sober.
Speaker A:When I was drunk, it was so disorienting.
Speaker A:It was like looking at one of those funhouse mirrors.
Speaker A:And I'm standing there staring at it because we're about to go to dinner.
Speaker A:I'm like, yeah, let's go to dinner.
Speaker A:I'm standing there staring at it, trying to pound back water.
Speaker A:And I don't know what it was, Nick.
Speaker A:It was like I was determined to overcome the dizziness.
Speaker A:So I kept staring at this mirror verse.
Speaker A:And that was it.
Speaker A:I was asleep.
Speaker D:I was watching your room tour.
Speaker D:So I know exactly what mirror you're talking about now.
Speaker D:And I.
Speaker D:I'd probably be sharpie if I was stone.
Speaker B:So he made me dizzy on.
Speaker B:On Tick Tock Live.
Speaker A:If you want to see our room tour, it's all over our Facebook, Parents Night out podcast or whatever it is on.
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Speaker A:Yeah, click.
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Speaker A:I don't know what that means.
Speaker A:So, you know, there's a lot of uncertainty with travel right now.
Speaker A:You know, the planes not landing right side up, but also, you know, Mexico, weird right now, they don't like us because of decisions that we've made and all that.
Speaker A:And there's, you know, a lot of.
Speaker A:There's rumors of sex trafficking.
Speaker A:Let me tell you, when I got off the plane, I made myself a sign.
Speaker A:I said, I am here for the sex trafficking.
Speaker A:You can have me.
Speaker A:Because I figured at least I would get laid for the next nine days.
Speaker E:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:How'd that work out?
Speaker A:Well, okay.
Speaker A:The over.
Speaker A:Under on how many adult heights your muster and 3.55.
Speaker A:Okay, that's.
Speaker A:That was the Vegas.
Speaker A:Vegas over and under.
Speaker A:So around the room.
Speaker A:Except for Darren, who's taking the over.
Speaker A:Who's taking the under?
Speaker A:Nick, we'll start with you.
Speaker D:3.5.
Speaker D:And I don't know, she seems like.
Speaker D:So you guys seem really close that week.
Speaker D:I'm gonna go over.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Sarah, under Chris.
Speaker B:I think three is a very safe number.
Speaker A:Darren, you want in on this?
Speaker E:Under, Under.
Speaker A:Chat.
Speaker A:Any.
Speaker A:Any.
Speaker A:Well, Remy says under wa.
Speaker D:Case when drinking that tequila.
Speaker A:So here's the unfortunate thing.
Speaker A: in the afternoon to: Speaker A:So they've made our flight two and a half hours earlier than it was.
Speaker B:You said in the afternoon and in the morning.
Speaker B:Like it was like a 12 hour difference.
Speaker B:It was like two hours.
Speaker B:Two hours.
Speaker A:The problem, Chris, is it's.
Speaker A:We're realizing this at 11 o'clock at night.
Speaker A: on scheduled to pick us up at: Speaker B:Yeah, well, that sucks.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A: So if they pick us up at: Speaker A: flights at: Speaker A: And again, it's: Speaker A:Nobody that can help us is awake or at offices.
Speaker A:I text Nick and I'm like, I'm having a.
Speaker D:Who?
Speaker E:Wait.
Speaker D:Who could help you at that time?
Speaker A:Well, Nick, our travel agent, who we should have booked through.
Speaker A:And I told Rachel the next day once.
Speaker A:Once we were laughing about it.
Speaker A:And at the airport I said, our big takeaway from this, we never book a vacation ourselves again.
Speaker A:We only use Sandpiper vacations.
Speaker A:Because Nick would have known the second that flight was changed and he would have already had our transportation arranged for us and he would have called us and said, hey, your flight's been changed.
Speaker A:This is what we've done for you.
Speaker D:And I already would have had flowers laid out in your bedroom so that you can.
Speaker D:You can make it to that.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker D:So you.
Speaker D:To make it to the fourth.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:So that was a scramble.
Speaker A:And we ended up having to take an Uber in Mexico.
Speaker B:Oh, God forbid.
Speaker A:Well, okay.
Speaker D:I'm like, how do those work out?
Speaker D:I'm anxious to hear this.
Speaker A:Well, okay, so we're in this.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:It's a very, very secure resort.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker A:You have to go through nine different security checkpoints to get to our resort.
Speaker A:So I'm like texting this driver Hector through Uber, and I'm like, okay, just, you know, be patient.
Speaker A:You're gonna have to go through several gates.
Speaker A:I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker A:And I'm, like, looking at his profile because is he a member of the cartel?
Speaker A:Is he going to try to sell me fentanyl?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:So he doesn't speak any English, so I'm like, well, this is going to be a disaster.
Speaker A:Like, I don't know how to do this and, like, not that.
Speaker A:Wi Fi is fantastic on the streets of Mexico.
Speaker A:So I don't even know if Google Translate is going to work.
Speaker A:So, like, I'm.
Speaker A:I'm quickly doing 265 days of dual lingo real quick just so that I can catch up with Sarah and I can communicate.
Speaker C:I was going to suggest.
Speaker A:Yeah, I almost called you just so you can communicate with this guy for.
Speaker C:Me on my behalf next time, but Nick would have you set up with a translator.
Speaker A:He probably would.
Speaker D:That would have been in the car with you.
Speaker D:They would have been in your bedroom already teaching you Spanish at the same time.
Speaker B:Scott, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
Speaker B:I've taken a lot of Ubers and 90% of them don't speak English.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:You're not saying anything that's, like, obscure to me.
Speaker E:I was gonna say, do you not remember the Russian guy from California?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, no English, just Russian.
Speaker E:No English, just Russian.
Speaker A:Yeah, you're right, Chris.
Speaker A:But I guess I was thinking, like, okay, I'm in a foreign country, so this is a little bit different.
Speaker A:Like, if I'm in Idaho, like, okay, no big deal.
Speaker A:Like, I'm in Idaho, right?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:The directions on the Uber app was probably too complex for him to understand, I guess.
Speaker B:And you're.
Speaker A:Since he didn't speak English, he understood just fine.
Speaker A:So when we get picked up from the airport, I didn't even have this written down.
Speaker A:You know, we get picked up by our.
Speaker A:Our transportation that's been arranged through the hotel.
Speaker A:It's the same company that we always use.
Speaker A:And, you know, this trip to Mexico is a little bit different just because the last time we went to Mexico, we had a different president, and so we felt safer because there was not mass deportations going on and our national anthem wasn't getting booed at professional sporting events.
Speaker A:So I immediately Immediately start talking to this driver.
Speaker A:And, you know, I'm asking him about himself, and I'm like, we're from the United States, but we're from the good part of the United States.
Speaker A:And he says, oh, California.
Speaker A:And I said, no, Florida.
Speaker A:He goes, no, you're from the bad part of the United States.
Speaker A:And I'm like, no, no, no, the central Florida.
Speaker A:The blue part.
Speaker A:The blue part.
Speaker A:And he goes, oh, okay.
Speaker A:And he's talking about his president.
Speaker A:I'm like, oh, yeah, your president's great.
Speaker A:Our president.
Speaker A:We stupido.
Speaker A:And I'm like, trying to talk to him in Spanish because.
Speaker A:Just to make him feel more comfortable, like I was one of his people, you know?
Speaker A:And it's really funny, the more tequila I drank, the more fluent I was in Spanish.
Speaker A:I didn't understand this damn word, but, man, did I speak it.
Speaker A:Well.
Speaker B:Ryan just said in chat you felt safer last time because all the bad Mexicans were still here.
Speaker A:That's funny.
Speaker A:So, you know, the.
Speaker A:The airport was funny.
Speaker A:I went to use the restroom.
Speaker A:And they don't.
Speaker A:I guess they don't believe in out of order signs.
Speaker A:They just put a wet floor sign on the urinal.
Speaker A:It's cheaper, much cheaper.
Speaker A:Nick, you would have loved this.
Speaker A:So we're walking outside the terminal to find our transportation.
Speaker A:And, you know, you've.
Speaker A:You've traveled to Mexico in different countries.
Speaker A:They've got everybody with the signs that they're picking them up.
Speaker A:So one transportation, I just, just.
Speaker A:I don't really pay attention to them because I just continue walking.
Speaker A:Because they will try to sell you on anything.
Speaker A:They'll try to sell you on a ride.
Speaker A:They'll try to sell you into sex slavery.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:They'll try to sell you.
Speaker A:Well, one sign.
Speaker D:Mexico is a great destination to visit, by the way.
Speaker D:It is fantastic, Fantastic vacation.
Speaker A:The people are so freaking nice.
Speaker D:It's just that little part of the airport.
Speaker D:I know exactly where you're talking about too, because I always.
Speaker D:I literally alert my clients in my.
Speaker D:In their, like, email before they go.
Speaker D:I'm like, when you get off your plane, you grab your luggage and you run outside.
Speaker D:Do not talk to anybody.
Speaker D:Do not pass go.
Speaker D:You go outside, find the.
Speaker D:Find the sunshine.
Speaker D:That's where your driver is going to be.
Speaker D:Don't talk to anybody inside.
Speaker A:Correct, Correct.
Speaker A:I always talk to the bartender right outside.
Speaker A:Like, right outside the terminal.
Speaker A:I always hit that up.
Speaker A:So this is outside the terminal, and I see someone trying to pick someone up, and it says, pornhub actor, gay.
Speaker A:So they must have been filming Gay porn in Mexico, because her assignment was to pick up the gay porn hub actor.
Speaker A:And I wish I would have noticed it faster to pull out my camera and take a picture of it.
Speaker A:I definitely made eye contact with the woman holding the slide because she had to have been mortified all day to be holding this sign for a pornhub actor.
Speaker B:Suddenly, she lost a fantasy football league.
Speaker B:She lost a fantasy football league.
Speaker A:That's a really good punishment.
Speaker D:But also, at what point did you also think, maybe I should go with her and see where this is?
Speaker A:Listen, if I was going to be sold into sex trafficking, I wanted to be the giver, not the receiver.
Speaker D:You know, they're filming in some amazing location, though.
Speaker A:You're probably right.
Speaker A:You're probably right.
Speaker A:Well, speaking.
Speaker A:Speaking of the gays.
Speaker A:So on.
Speaker A:On Friday.
Speaker A:On Friday.
Speaker A:Friday was a weird day because it was very overcast, very windy, a little bit rainy.
Speaker A:So, like, they enacted, like, bad weather entertainment.
Speaker A:Like, everything was different around the resort.
Speaker A:They had.
Speaker B:They just play this podcast on repeat.
Speaker A:They had.
Speaker A:They had Poke, Texas hold'em poker, which is always a highlight for me when I get to play this on my vacation.
Speaker A:But that is when I decide I'm gonna go Facebook Live.
Speaker A:And this was brilliant because we're.
Speaker A:This resort just opened.
Speaker A:Like, we were there 10 days after it opened.
Speaker A:Everybody is very curious about this resort.
Speaker A:There's a whole Excellence Club, Coral Playa, Mujeres, Facebook group.
Speaker A:So everybody's, you know, texting updates and questions and all that.
Speaker A:So I'm like, what a great opportunity to make a couple videos, do very well.
Speaker A:So I go live, I do a room tour, I do a resort tour.
Speaker A:And, like, I'm answering all these questions and all that.
Speaker A:You would think that I would have been obsessed with this the rest of the time.
Speaker A:Like, I gotta go live every day.
Speaker A:I gotta go live every day because this is massive passive.
Speaker A:I could care less.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I got the content that I wanted.
Speaker A:I got the views that I wanted.
Speaker A:I was ready to move on with my week.
Speaker A:Rachel was obsessed.
Speaker A:She was on the Facebook answering questions.
Speaker D:I noticed.
Speaker D:I'm in that Facebook group too, because I.
Speaker D:I joined it for travel agency stuff.
Speaker D:And just seeing the comments in there, people like, can you get a picture of this?
Speaker D:Can you get a video of that?
Speaker D:Like, people requesting the most random ass things.
Speaker D:And this is what I do for a living, right, Nick?
Speaker A:Rachel spent nine days running around this resort taking pictures and videos of things that people ask her to take videos and pictures of.
Speaker A:And I'm like, did they donate a.
Speaker A:A Donut or a rose or any coins to like, we need some Facebook stars if we're gonna be running around taking pictures of stuff.
Speaker A:But she was definitely, like, all in it to inform, whereas I was all about making content.
Speaker D:Right.
Speaker D:If you make a good team, though.
Speaker A:We do, we do.
Speaker A:I said, listen.
Speaker A:I said, you answer all the questions.
Speaker A:I don't give a about the answers.
Speaker A:Like, I don't care.
Speaker A:I just wanted to film a video, entertain some people, maybe pick up some followers, which we did.
Speaker A:We gained like 250 followers on Facebook, which is like our lowest platform, which is surprising.
Speaker A:But so we.
Speaker A:We go to play Texas hold'em.
Speaker A:And this is where the week gets really interesting.
Speaker A:First day, first of all, there's these two guys I'm playing with.
Speaker A:It's like five or six people.
Speaker A:Well, there's these two guys.
Speaker A:They're from Canada.
Speaker A:I never saw their wives.
Speaker A:The entire week they talked about their wives, but they were not there with their wives.
Speaker A:These guys, I think were on like a self discovery boys trip.
Speaker B:It was a gay pornhub actor.
Speaker A:Maybe.
Speaker B:Maybe it was.
Speaker B:And it's double.
Speaker A:At one point, and Chris, this is when Rachel said that I'm not allowed to hang out with you anymore.
Speaker A:Because at one point, point after the game, they come up to me like, hey, would you be interested in doing a buy in Texas hold'em instead of just, you know, for fun?
Speaker A:I'm like, oh, absolutely.
Speaker A:And I'm like, what are you thinking?
Speaker A:Like 20 buy in?
Speaker A:And I look at Rachel and she's like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker A:And they're like, no, we're thinking like a hundred.
Speaker A:I was like, okay, I'm in.
Speaker A:And Rachel's like, look, we brought a lot of cash, but I don't know if we brought, like, enough for you to put a hundred dollars on.
Speaker A:On poker.
Speaker A:And I said, I'll win it.
Speaker A:I'll win it back.
Speaker A:It's fine.
Speaker A:Like, these two guys were the best players at the table, and all they care about is taking each other out.
Speaker A:So all I have to do is ride that storm, and I'm good.
Speaker A:And were you.
Speaker D:They don't have a casino.
Speaker D:Were you playing like.
Speaker A:No, they just.
Speaker D:Or something on a towel.
Speaker D:Like, where.
Speaker D:Where was this?
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:One of their.
Speaker A:One of their recreation.
Speaker B:They went back to their rooms in the back room.
Speaker A:It was smoky room.
Speaker B:And they said, this is Texas now hold them.
Speaker A:They set up a table, and it was for fun, but we were like, well, we can do a buy in.
Speaker A:They just can't.
Speaker A:The host can't play.
Speaker A:And I'm like, okay, great.
Speaker A:So Rachel's like, no, you can't do a hundred dollars because we just.
Speaker A:We brought cash, but that's not what the cash is for.
Speaker A:And I said, okay, I get it.
Speaker A:And I'm like, wait a second.
Speaker A:I was like, do you guys take Venmo or Cash app?
Speaker A:And they're like, absolutely.
Speaker A:I'm like, let's put me down for 250.
Speaker E:So how much did you win?
Speaker B:Now you see why they left their wives.
Speaker A:We never played.
Speaker A:We never played because, yeah, I kept my money.
Speaker D:But they played with each other.
Speaker A:They did.
Speaker A:They did.
Speaker A:I want to know what their sleeping arrangements were like, because this, this is not a resort where you have two queen sized beds.
Speaker A:I mean, you may have two queens in a room, but they're not beds.
Speaker D:I see it.
Speaker D:No, it's there.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:So I.
Speaker A:I'm very.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:These two guys were so much fun to people watch.
Speaker A:One night we did one of those silent, you know, dance party things Chris talked about on one of his vacations where he dropped a.
Speaker A:A glass on the dance floor or something.
Speaker A:This is the highlight of, like, every vacation that we take.
Speaker A:This.
Speaker A:This silent.
Speaker D:I love silent dance parties now.
Speaker A:Yeah, they are amazing.
Speaker A:And I got some really good video of people singing Journey and all that.
Speaker A:Well, at one point, I decide I'm gonna take my headphones off because it's just such great people watching.
Speaker A:And one of these Canadian guys, he's running around just singing very loud a song with a lot of n words in it.
Speaker A:And I'm like, oh, my God.
Speaker A:So, like, I called him out on it earlier.
Speaker A:I said, man, I was like, weren't you glad that I, you know, nobody could hear you drop those N words?
Speaker A:He goes, it's fine.
Speaker A:I'm not white.
Speaker A:And I'm like.
Speaker A:He's like, it's.
Speaker A:I'm Canadian.
Speaker A:It's fine.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Okay, that's a new one.
Speaker E:That's worse than.
Speaker E:No, it's all right.
Speaker E:My best friend's black.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker B:Scott's like, can I.
Speaker B:Is there such thing as dual citizenship?
Speaker A:Can I.
Speaker A:So, so on one of these Facebook lives, you know, it was the weather.
Speaker A:It was the day of the weather.
Speaker A:And everybody's asking, like, what's everybody doing today?
Speaker A:And I'm like, well, they're probably in their rooms where they should be with their spouse.
Speaker A:And someone's like, oh, watching channel 49 or 50, because that's the porn channels.
Speaker A:It's Hustler.
Speaker A:Hustler, Mexicana.
Speaker B:But is it, is it in English?
Speaker A:No, definitely Spanish.
Speaker B:Do you read the subtitles?
Speaker B:I feel that would be pretty interesting thing.
Speaker A:I just muted it.
Speaker A:Who cares?
Speaker A:You don't need, you don't need the words.
Speaker B:Well, if you, when you mute it, the, the, the subtitles don't go away.
Speaker B:That's their.
Speaker B:They're doesn't blind you.
Speaker A:No, I just, I just watched it and, and I had Riverside with me.
Speaker A:So just gave myself a little mood music.
Speaker A:Watched channel 49 and 50 while Rachel's.
Speaker B:Out running around taking pictures of the resort, making colors.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:I didn't specify that the over under was just with myself.
Speaker A:So, so as I'm doing this I'm like, you know, they could be in the room playing chess.
Speaker A:And everyone's like, oh yeah, chess.
Speaker A:So chess is the new Costco because.
Speaker B:That'S like over the age of, of 50.
Speaker B:It's just way less cool.
Speaker A:So the day that, that I met the owners, that was the day of the mudslides.
Speaker A:So it was so bad.
Speaker A:That was the one day that Rachel's like, you need to take a nap.
Speaker A:And like, okay, that sounds fine.
Speaker A:We're.
Speaker A:I forget what we were doing for dinner that night, but we were excited about dinner that night.
Speaker A:So I, I take a nap and I like a good three hour nap.
Speaker A:But I woke up just as drunk as I was when I went to bed.
Speaker A:Not hungover drunk, ready to party, ready for the night.
Speaker A:And most nights like by 7, 8 o'clock I was ready for bed.
Speaker A:No, I'm ready to party.
Speaker A:So she's like, okay, let's go, let's go to the bar.
Speaker A:Why don't you get a diet Coke?
Speaker A:And I'm like, that sounds like a great idea.
Speaker A:Like I haven't had diet Cokes.
Speaker A:I'm just going to get a diet Coke.
Speaker A:So I go up and I've never had one of these in my entire life.
Speaker A:But I go up to the bartender and I'm like, I will have an espresso martini.
Speaker A:I saw everybody drinking espresso martinis.
Speaker A:I was like, they've got to be pretty good.
Speaker A:I guess everybody keeps old girl.
Speaker E:That's that.
Speaker E:I guess that's the mudslide of now.
Speaker E:Like why are you having an espresso martini?
Speaker D:It's, it's for the gays and for the days and the straight girls.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So not only did I have a, and a special martini, I had all the espresso martinis.
Speaker A:I like.
Speaker A:They start bringing them out to me two at a time because I'm Downing these things so fast because it sounds dangerous.
Speaker D:And you haven't been to sleep yet?
Speaker A:Well, no, I took the nap.
Speaker A:I took the three hour nap.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker D:Since your vacation, you haven't slept yet?
Speaker E:No.
Speaker A:The next morning, I was.
Speaker A:Was driving the struggle bus.
Speaker A:It was Rachel's birthday and I felt so sick all day.
Speaker A:I felt so terrible.
Speaker A:I was like, well, this is what I get.
Speaker A:But you know, it was.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker A:This is what you get.
Speaker B:Like, like, oh, woe is me.
Speaker B:It's what Rachel gets.
Speaker B:It was her birthday.
Speaker B:Oh, this is what I get.
Speaker B:No, it's Rachel.
Speaker E:She was too busy being like, all right, click, click.
Speaker A:But it was really cool.
Speaker A:You know, a brand new resort we got.
Speaker A:The owners were there the entire time.
Speaker A:They were super n.
Speaker A:Fun fact.
Speaker A:They also own Medieval Times.
Speaker B:It's so random.
Speaker B:I think that's a laundry.
Speaker B:Money laundering.
Speaker A:Oh, I told Rachel that's their laundering business.
Speaker B:100%.
Speaker B:100%.
Speaker A:That thing doesn't make money.
Speaker A:But they were all so nice.
Speaker A:We got to do this really cool speakeasy.
Speaker A:It opened the third day that we were there.
Speaker A:So it hadn't been open.
Speaker A:So the day that we got to go, we were there for the first sitting.
Speaker A:And it was by invite only.
Speaker A:So, like the GM of the hotel invited us.
Speaker A:It's not because.
Speaker A:Because I'm like.
Speaker A:My wife is like, oh.
Speaker A:It's probably because we've been great at creating content for them and we're an influencer now and all that.
Speaker A:And I'm like, we're not an influence.
Speaker A:We're not influencers.
Speaker A:I know, I know.
Speaker A:I'm like, we're staying in the goddamn imperial suite.
Speaker A:That's why we got invited.
Speaker A:It's not because we're creating content for them.
Speaker A:But that was super cool.
Speaker D:You're talking about hospitality and stuff.
Speaker D:And this is why I loved, like, you going there and everything.
Speaker D:Because I've been on these, like first time type trips where I've been to new resorts or new cruise lines stuff too.
Speaker D:But there's a topic I wanted to talk about tonight.
Speaker D:Can I.
Speaker D:Can I interrupt you?
Speaker A:Absolutely.
Speaker B:Great transition, Scott.
Speaker A:Move.
Speaker D:I'm gay.
Speaker A:Here he comes.
Speaker B:Go.
Speaker A:Starting in the shimmer sass Emotional support day in the ring Gonna win with flare and bling.
Speaker A:All right, so I created wrestling walk in music.
Speaker A:My God.
Speaker B:That's gain.
Speaker A:For everyone.
Speaker A:You're gonna hear them.
Speaker D:I feel like I need like an outfit for that now too.
Speaker A:I know, right?
Speaker A:We're gonna.
Speaker A:They're gonna.
Speaker A:You're gonna.
Speaker A:You're gonna hear them here.
Speaker A:And there.
Speaker A:I don't know when they're gonna play.
Speaker A:But you will only ever be able to hear the entire version of these songs by becoming a Patreon member.
Speaker B:Or if you do acid, probably.
Speaker A:So I.
Speaker A:I have one for Nick.
Speaker A:I have one for Sarah.
Speaker A:I've got one for Darren, for Chris.
Speaker A:I have one for Game Master Ryan, and I have one for Miranda.
Speaker A:When.
Speaker D:Wait to hear this.
Speaker E:And then whenever she's on the podcast.
Speaker B:That's a separate song.
Speaker D:Ryan said this is a gay Power Rangers theme song.
Speaker D:Pretty sure Power Rangers were gay, so.
Speaker B:Yeah, just Power Rangers theme song.
Speaker A:You don't have to have the word gay.
Speaker C:Lewis is literally watching Power Rangers right next to me.
Speaker D:Hopefully he's got those gray sweats out.
Speaker C:He's got new red ones.
Speaker C:I'm sorry.
Speaker D:Oh, so move.
Speaker D:I'm gay.
Speaker D:You're talking about the hospitality industry and restaurants and stuff.
Speaker D:And there's a topic that came up this morning that I need to discuss with all of you.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:So, Sarah, you work in a restaurant, right?
Speaker C:I do.
Speaker D:Have you ever gotten a customer leave something on their receipt instead of a tip?
Speaker C:Oh, yeah, Like a note or something.
Speaker D:Has it ever been, like, offensive?
Speaker D:Or is it just something cute or cat like?
Speaker A:Your tip is put Jesus, number one.
Speaker D:That's a good one.
Speaker C:No, but I work in a job that has an automatic 18 gratuity.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker C:So we get a lot of this circle and then additional gratuity.
Speaker C:No, that kind of thing.
Speaker C:Okay, well, you know, industry standard is 20, so screw you.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:So there's a lady that went viral here in Columbus today that I unfortunately, not like.
Speaker D:Not for the sex, because of something that she did at a restaurant here.
Speaker D:And unfortunately, it tracked down to me, so I'll get to that part later.
Speaker D:So she went to this Mexican restaurant, and on the receipt.
Speaker D:Receipt.
Speaker D:This picture's blown up all of her social media.
Speaker D:Now, this receipt, the charge was 87.84 for her food or whatever she had.
Speaker D:For the tip, she wrote zero.
Speaker D:Oh, but she wrote the letters zero after the zero.
Speaker D:She wrote, you suck.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker D:So next line is the total.
Speaker D:So she repeated the total amount, and then she wrote the total amount, which I'm really confused about, too.
Speaker D:So let's break this down.
Speaker D:The numbers.
Speaker D:87, 84.
Speaker D:But she also also wrote 87.84 as if she's writing a check.
Speaker A:With the 84 over 100.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Like, Chris, do you even know what a check is?
Speaker B:Like a verified check mark on X.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:The blue checks.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker D:So she she wrote that out.
Speaker D:So for the signature, she wrote, I hope Trump deports you.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker D:With three exclamation points.
Speaker E:Oh, my God.
Speaker E:Not.
Speaker D:So here's where she got stupid with her.
Speaker D:She's not the brightest crayon.
Speaker D:So she scratched out her name on this receipt, scratched out her last fourth credit card number.
Speaker D:But what she didn't scratch out was the fact that she left the extra copy of the receipt right next to it.
Speaker D:So here's where somebody, an employee from the restaurant came in and they took picture of her receipt that she signed next to the other receipt that has her name on it.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker D:So Facebook decided, let's blow it up.
Speaker D:And they found her name, found her job, started tagging her job, which was she was in real estate at century 21.
Speaker A:Around and find out.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:So on top of that, somebody also apparently looked through her Facebook and social media and realized that she was part of the youth sports league that I'm a part of.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:So are you a little old for that?
Speaker D:I'm not in the.
Speaker D:I'm not in the youth sports league.
Speaker D:I'm.
Speaker D:Is this your coach?
Speaker B:Makes way more sense.
Speaker D:Okay, yeah.
Speaker B:Thank you for.
Speaker D:So I'm not.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Just to clarify.
Speaker D:So I was the chair coach for the sports league.
Speaker D:I'm also the social media manager for the sports league.
Speaker D:There's a screenshot going around of a business card that she is the fundraising manager for the sports league.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker D:So I'm getting up at 7am to get my child ready for school, putting out fires about this lady because people are messaging me now saying, like, she needs to be kicked off this league.
Speaker D:She shouldn't be around kids and stuff like that.
Speaker D: on the league in four years,: Speaker D:So my job today has been putting out fires for whatever her last name is.
Speaker D:Lovin.
Speaker D:Let's go with that.
Speaker D:Stephanie Lovin.
Speaker D:So first, I've been putting out fires today of this crazy lady that's left this message.
Speaker A:Why are you putting out fires for her?
Speaker D:Basically because people are threatening the league, saying that we need to fire her and get rid of her.
Speaker D:And I'm having to tell people that she's not a part of our league and just tell them, yes, we fired her.
Speaker D:She's gone.
Speaker D:Disinformation was found.
Speaker D:Like people are just sharing this card that I think they scrolled back through Facebook four years.
Speaker A:Gotcha.
Speaker A:It'll give people much more satisfaction if you say, yes, we fired the.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got her.
Speaker A:The Internet wins.
Speaker D:So watching something go Viral like that has been insane.
Speaker D:The fact that Century 21 put out a statement across the book the board that they.
Speaker D:There's been different stories I've seen.
Speaker D:One said that she was fired.
Speaker D:Another one said that she actually wasn't registered or employed with them anymore, but she's still listed as him.
Speaker A:I love when the Internet calls people out.
Speaker A:Like, when they.
Speaker A:When people do stupid.
Speaker A:I love when the Internet, like, tracks them down.
Speaker D:Like this lady, they had her address, like, posted, going viral.
Speaker D:Good friends reaching out to me from Wisconsin.
Speaker D:They're like, what is going on in Ohio today?
Speaker D:I was like, I'm a part of this.
Speaker A:They're eating the cats.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:So now.
Speaker D:Now I'm getting invested because there's a lady saying that she actually was handed this business card two weeks ago, that this lady's on the sports league for fundraising.
Speaker D:So I'm in my mind now.
Speaker D:I'm starting a theory.
Speaker D:I'm like, maybe she's like, money laundering or something, like, trying to save money from people still and saying that she's with the sports league league.
Speaker D:So I'll report back when I find out.
Speaker B:You know, the craziest twist of all this is if the waitress.
Speaker B:Or.
Speaker B:Wait, waitress or waiter was an illegal imant who committed a crime right before and she witnessed it and was a whistleblower instead.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker D:But also, why?
Speaker B:Probably not.
Speaker B:Yeah, probably not.
Speaker D:But also, like, none of this makes sense because I don't know if you understand.
Speaker D:Mexican restaurants are usually employed by Mexican people or Spanish, Hispanic.
Speaker D:Like, you can't go to a Mexican restaurant anymore if they're all deported.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker D:How's that work?
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker D:Make it make sense.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:People aren't.
Speaker A:People aren't thinking the long game.
Speaker A:They're thinking the short term.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:She around and found out you want your fajitas.
Speaker D:So now there's, like, memes going around with pictures of her with, like, tacos and, like, a big sombrero and stuff.
Speaker D:So I'm kind of.
Speaker D:The fact that it's happening in my backyard too, but.
Speaker A:Sarah, is Lewis still with us?
Speaker A:I worry about him.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:He is still with us.
Speaker C:Yeah, I worry about him, too.
Speaker A:Does he ever whisper in your ear?
Speaker C:Well, yes.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:So I.
Speaker A:I didn't know if this was a Mexican thing or.
Speaker A:Or if.
Speaker A:I don't know, but we.
Speaker A:When we were in Mexico, we went to get a.
Speaker A:A couple's massage.
Speaker C:He's Puerto Rican, by the way.
Speaker D:It's different.
Speaker C:So, you know, he's.
Speaker C:Yeah, he's.
Speaker C:He's a different kind of.
Speaker C:It's Fine.
Speaker C:Go ahead, Scott.
Speaker A:Gotcha.
Speaker A:My bad.
Speaker A:So I'm.
Speaker A:I'm getting a massage, right?
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And they.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:The lady starts whispering in my ear.
Speaker C:Okay, well, he doesn't whisper in my ear like.
Speaker C:Like that.
Speaker C:That's a little different.
Speaker C:Scott, I think you were getting into that.
Speaker C:That sex trafficking thing that you wanted to be a part of.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker A:It was just really weird.
Speaker A:And I'm like, dude, my wife's, like, right next to us.
Speaker A:Like, if we were going to go there, we could have had separate massages and then we could have, you know, arranged that.
Speaker A:But it was.
Speaker A:It was just weird.
Speaker A:Like, just relax and let everything go and just weird.
Speaker A:I'm like, don't talk to me me.
Speaker A:Like, I don't want to be talked to when I'm taking a piss at the urinal, and I don't want to be talked to when I'm being given a massage.
Speaker A:Like, I don't need this.
Speaker A:Just super weird.
Speaker B:Was I the only one that saw the shock on Scott's face when he found out there was more than one Hispanic and Latino race?
Speaker B:He's like, wait, there's a.
Speaker B:Scott's like, wait, there's another Mexico.
Speaker B:Wait a second.
Speaker A:Anyway, Darren, you had something you wanted to talk about tonight?
Speaker E:Yeah, I had an interesting conversation.
Speaker E:Conversation with your daughter.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:Because Scott wasn't here last week.
Speaker D:You babysat last week?
Speaker E:Yeah, she.
Speaker E:She lived.
Speaker A:Surprising.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:We haven't seen any evidence, but, yeah.
Speaker E:The jury's still out if she's.
Speaker B:By the way.
Speaker B:By the way.
Speaker B:Yeah, by the way.
Speaker B:I do want to touch on the fact that Casey Anthony is now on Tick tock.
Speaker B:That just reminded me.
Speaker B:So just.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, what?
Speaker B:Yeah, we know.
Speaker A:We're gonna put a pin in.
Speaker B:We're gonna put a pin in it.
Speaker B:We're gonna put a pin.
Speaker B:Pin in it.
Speaker B:And we're gonna have to have Nick disavow.
Speaker B:But again, we're gonna have to.
Speaker B:We have to put a pin in it.
Speaker B:Go ahead.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker E:Anyway, I'm just like, we can in birdies with Abby.
Speaker E:She's got a pair of sunglasses on.
Speaker E:I've got, like, a string attached.
Speaker E:She's, like, giving a thumbs up.
Speaker E:No, but I had an interesting conversation with her.
Speaker E:I had a very different relationship with my other sister, Michaela.
Speaker E:She.
Speaker E:Her and I didn't live together together.
Speaker E:She decided to live with our mom, and then I decided to live with my dad.
Speaker E:Made the wrong decision.
Speaker D:Tell us how you really feel.
Speaker E:Yeah, but Abby was like, we're just chatting after she Got off of school and she was like, yeah, there's a.
Speaker E:There's a boy.
Speaker E:And she's, like, talking to me about this boy, boy.
Speaker E:And, like, opening up.
Speaker E:Yeah, there's.
Speaker E:There's a boy.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker E:Yeah, yeah, good luck.
Speaker A:I've changed my stance on the second amendment.
Speaker E:I.
Speaker E:I'm, like, right there with you.
Speaker E:But, like, she's just really, like, she was opening up about it.
Speaker E:It was, like, a weird feeling for me to be able, like, her talking about having a crush on a boy and wanting to, like, hang out with this boy.
Speaker E:And she was like, yeah, I've had a lot of boyfriends, but I've never kissed them, so they didn't actually catch now.
Speaker E:And I'm like.
Speaker E:I'm like, oh, my God.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker E:Yeah, she was like, yeah, I've had, like, four boyfriends.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Yeah, Swift.
Speaker E:She is like, she actually has a whole journal of just a bunch of song, like, ideas.
Speaker E:But, yeah, she just was going on and on about this boy, and I was like, this is such a weird.
Speaker E:Like, I.
Speaker E:I've.
Speaker E:I have a close relationship with Michaela as well, but not that close close.
Speaker E:We never got to that point.
Speaker E:And just having her open up.
Speaker E:Chris, you have a.
Speaker E:You have a sister.
Speaker E:Did you ever, like, have any conversations with her like that or, like, did she ever open up to you?
Speaker E:Because, like, this is something.
Speaker E:This is unexplored territory for me.
Speaker B:Yes and no.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's more of.
Speaker B:It's more of.
Speaker B:I was more there to pick up the pieces when the.
Speaker B:When the guy would break her heart type thing.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker B:Like, yeah, I had to step in and buy the roses on Valentine's Day when.
Speaker B:When the.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:When the deadbeat that we couldn't wait got out of her life.
Speaker B:Got out of her life.
Speaker B:But no, she found.
Speaker B:She found a guy that's actually good.
Speaker B:So now I don't have to do that much anymore.
Speaker B:But she was never.
Speaker B:No, she was never.
Speaker B:It wasn't.
Speaker B:We didn't have conversations, like, that much.
Speaker A:Now, Darren, you're going to have to keep us updated.
Speaker A:I need weekly reports from you.
Speaker D:By us, he means him.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because your sister is completely boy crazy.
Speaker A:Crazy.
Speaker E:Okay, I've learned this.
Speaker A:The fact that she knows the starting quarterback for Ole Miss, she's like, that's my BAE Jackson dart.
Speaker D:And I'm like, what?
Speaker A:She loves the quarterback for Ole Miss.
Speaker A:The college.
Speaker D:Is that like, a song?
Speaker B:It's his old lady.
Speaker C:At least she's moved on from the.
Speaker C:The Menendez brothers.
Speaker E:Chris, you'll like this one.
Speaker E:She loves Cooper De Jean.
Speaker B:Oh, great.
Speaker B:Yeah, she's got good taste.
Speaker A:Yeah, she's.
Speaker A:Yeah, she's no longer interested in Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker A:She's all about Cooper Dean.
Speaker A:Who else does?
Speaker A:Sheila.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:So we introduced her to wrestling.
Speaker A:She just happened to.
Speaker A:What were we watching?
Speaker A:She just started watching it with us.
Speaker E:It's like raw.
Speaker E:It was like a Raw or smackdown.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker A:So I was like, well, you know what?
Speaker A:Let's start at the men's Royal Rumble bowl because that's what got me excited about it.
Speaker A:And then we'll kind of work through because I'm.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Chris, I don't know if I told you this, but I'm watching.
Speaker A:I watch from last year's WrestleMania and I'm watching all of the ples.
Speaker A:Before this year's Wrestlemania.
Speaker B:That's a great investment of your time.
Speaker A:It is a great investment of my time.
Speaker A:I've also tried to put money on the matches, but someone said, oh, no, you can't do that.
Speaker A:They've already happened.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I'm just.
Speaker A:I'm just gonna gamble with Abby at this point.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker A:So we're watching.
Speaker A:We're watching Royal Rumble and.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, she loves.
Speaker A:She loves John Cena.
Speaker A:She loves Logan Paul.
Speaker B:Oh, she's.
Speaker B:Oh, she likes the bad boys.
Speaker A:Damien Priest and the.
Speaker B:His nickname is Bisexual Undertale Taker because he dresses in leather bondage and wears eyeliner.
Speaker D:Why am I not watching wrestling yet?
Speaker A:I know, I know.
Speaker B:And he's Hispanic.
Speaker B:He's Puerto Rican.
Speaker A:Nick, you're.
Speaker A:You're missing.
Speaker A:There's this tag team.
Speaker A:I forget their names, but they look like an 80s.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They wear these shirts.
Speaker E:Pretty deadly.
Speaker A:Yeah, pretty deadly.
Speaker A:Look at.
Speaker A:Look up.
Speaker A:Pretty deadly.
Speaker A:The tag team on the Internet, like.
Speaker E:Well, I don't look up.
Speaker E:Pretty deadly tag team.
Speaker E:That sounds like a bad idea.
Speaker D:It is a goog hurt.
Speaker D:Oh, they look fabulous, Nick.
Speaker A:They're.
Speaker D:They got crop tops.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:They wrestle in crop tops.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:They look like those magicians.
Speaker A:Oh, Sig Freed and Roy.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Only.
Speaker A:Only they're alive.
Speaker A:Nick.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I don't know how you're not into wrestling, because.
Speaker A:Constant bulges.
Speaker A:Constant bulges.
Speaker B:Shaft slip every once in a while.
Speaker A:While Shaft slip out every once in a while.
Speaker A:Just the tip you're missing.
Speaker A:Like, you.
Speaker A:This could get you into sports.
Speaker A:And I think.
Speaker A:I think Sean would like it, too, because there's, like, some.
Speaker A:Some, you know, nerd aspect to it with the story lines.
Speaker A:And this could be something that you guys could bond over.
Speaker A:It'd Be fantastic for you guys.
Speaker E:Well, they.
Speaker E:They bond over other things.
Speaker D:Well, I just found their.
Speaker D:Their YouTube videos, and I'm sorry, guys, but I'm done for the night.
Speaker D:See you later.
Speaker A:I think your night's just beginning.
Speaker D:I got homeworks to do.
Speaker B:They come out and they cut their theme song.
Speaker B:Their entrance.
Speaker B:They come out.
Speaker B:They go, yes.
Speaker A:Boy, I don't even have.
Speaker D:I don't even have the audio on.
Speaker D:And just watching them, I'm like, yeah, because I see it.
Speaker E:They are also working on a musical, Pretty Deadly.
Speaker A:Are they really?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:That's fake.
Speaker E:This is me just, like, speculating, But I think they're gonna end up winning the tag team belt for their, like, their show.
Speaker E:And I think when they win it, they're gonna throw this big whole thing, and they're gonna try to put on Pretty Deadly the musical.
Speaker E:I'm sorry.
Speaker A:Amazing representation.
Speaker A:I love it.
Speaker B:That'll be Nick's first episode.
Speaker B:He watches WWE the Musical.
Speaker A:Are you guys ready to play?
Speaker A:Jersey man, Florida man Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Yes, yeah.
Speaker A:Step inside the ring Flying in the game from Carolina streets where nobody knows his name Holston, Jersey, Florida man He can't read a book but don't you judge him by his cover Take a closer look.
Speaker A:Homeless in a appearance but he's sharper than attack he's quick on his feet got no burden on his back With a mic in hand he'll make you laugh out loud Game master Ryan is ready to wow the crowd.
Speaker A:Hey, hey, Ryan's here to play Swagger in each step lighting up the day hey, hey, hey, ain't no need to fear Game master in the house.
Speaker A:Time to cheer.
Speaker A:Every week, Game master Ryan brings us two news stories.
Speaker A:One is from Jersey, one is from Florida.
Speaker A:It's up to us to determine which one is which.
Speaker A:Take it away, Ryan.
Speaker F:Hey, guys, this is Ryan from the Parents Night out news team.
Speaker F:And here's some of the news I found this week.
Speaker D:Week.
Speaker F:A Bryan Adams concert in Australia was canceled after a fatberg caused sewage to overflow.
Speaker F:A fatberg is described as a huge glob of cooking fat, grease, and other waste that's held together by wet wipes and rags and can cause huge water system blockages.
Speaker F:Fatberg is also a term being used to describe a man that was floating off the coast of a Mexican resort last week.
Speaker F:A new study shows that every hot dog you eat takes 48 minutes off your life.
Speaker F:After doing the math, we found that Chris should have died six years ago.
Speaker F: ng into contact with Earth in: Speaker F:Just like this asteroid, Scott's wife also has a 3% chance of coming in the next eight years.
Speaker F: In: Speaker F:She had been serving the army for over a decade and was known for her dedication and performance.
Speaker F:Performance.
Speaker F:I'm sure when Scott looks up this woman, he'll have a dishonorable discharge of his own.
Speaker F:In Shelby County, Ohio, police discovered that individuals are using old light bulbs to make makeshift pipes for smoking drugs.
Speaker F:Do you know how many children it takes to change a light bulb?
Speaker F:Probably more than four, because Scott's basement is still dark.
Speaker F:Anyways, let's get into this week's Florida man vs Jersey Man.
Speaker F:And for our first Ray.
Speaker F:A chiropractor is arrested after inappropriately touching a patient during a chiropractic session on Valentine's Day.
Speaker F:And for our second story, a woman exacts revenge on her boyfriend by vandalizing his car over a $700 debt.
Speaker E:Okay, I think Ryan missed you.
Speaker A:All right, Nick, so we've got chiropractic sex worker or $700 debt.
Speaker A:What do you think?
Speaker D:I'm gonna go on sex worker for Florida just based on you?
Speaker A:All right, Darren.
Speaker E:I'm gonna go the car vandalism of the car as Florida sex worker Jersey.
Speaker C:All right, Sarah, I'm gonna agree with Darren.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go debt Florida.
Speaker A:Chris.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:I'm gonna go sex worker Florida.
Speaker B:I think that's where Robert Kraft got caught.
Speaker B:And then car Jersey.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker A:Robert Kraft, Florida.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm gonna go the chiropractic sex worker Florida.
Speaker A:And the 700 debt jersey.
Speaker A:All right, let's find out the answers.
Speaker F:So our first story is from New Jersey where a 68 year old chiropractor from New Egypt, New Jersey was charged with criminal sexual contact after allegedly inappropriately touching a patient during a chiropractic exam.
Speaker F:I guess this patient ended up getting more than what they bargained for for Valentine's Day.
Speaker F:I know Miranda got Russell Stover's chocolates.
Speaker F:I'm pretty sure Emily got Chris a frozen Stouffer's lasagna because he eats like Garfield.
Speaker F:So that means our second story is from Florida where an 18 year old vandalized her ex boyfriend's car over a 700 debt.
Speaker F:She vandalized the car by spray painting messages like devil on it and smashing eggs all over it.
Speaker F:But in her haste, she accidentally vandalized the ex boyfriend's neighbor's car by mistake.
Speaker F:Mistake.
Speaker F:You think it'd be pretty apparent that it's not her boyfriend's car.
Speaker F:Unlike Scott, who is not apparent in any type of way.
Speaker F:Is not right there.
Speaker F:Anyways, that's it for me this week.
Speaker F:Back to you guys.
Speaker A:Ah, thank you so much, Ryan.
Speaker B:So speaking about good parents.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:We have to talk about Casey Anthony.
Speaker B:Tick tock.
Speaker A:Yeah, let's.
Speaker A:Let's do it.
Speaker A:I need to follow her immediately.
Speaker B:Yeah, so.
Speaker E:Oh, my God.
Speaker E:God.
Speaker B:So first of all, Nick, this is almost the equivalent to when David Duke, leader of the kkk, endorsed Trump for president.
Speaker B:They asked him to disavow.
Speaker B:Disavow.
Speaker B:Disavow.
Speaker B:Nick, we need you to disavow Casey Anthony.
Speaker B:She says she's a proponent of the LGBT community.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:She.
Speaker B:So she.
Speaker B:So she.
Speaker B:She advocates for women's rights, the LGBT community, but not.
Speaker B:Not children rights.
Speaker A:Interesting.
Speaker B:It's interesting she left that out.
Speaker B:But yeah, so she.
Speaker B:She came back to the Internet.
Speaker B:She.
Speaker E:And then she.
Speaker E:And then she decided to jump back on the Internet and she.
Speaker B:And she reminded us that she is.
Speaker B:What's her daughter.
Speaker B:What was her daughter's name?
Speaker B:Haley.
Speaker A:Kay.
Speaker B:Kay.
Speaker B:She.
Speaker B:She reminded the Internet that her daughter is Kaylee Anthony.
Speaker B:Like, we forgot.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And then just.
Speaker B:It was an advertisement to follow her on Substack, which I don't really know what that is.
Speaker B:I think it's like Google.
Speaker B:I think it's like, I think isn't substack for, like, workplaces, which I would know nothing about.
Speaker B:Steve, can you get on that sub stack?
Speaker A:Yeah, Substack is some sort of social media.
Speaker A:Is this the.
Speaker A: She only has: Speaker B:Oh, I don't know.
Speaker B:I didn't follow her.
Speaker C:I wonder why are you on TikTok right now?
Speaker A:Dude, she's hot.
Speaker E:Oh, my God, that's gross.
Speaker E:Sorry.
Speaker E:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Scott doesn't think she did it.
Speaker A:Listen, at the time I would say.
Speaker A:I used to say I'd bag her.
Speaker A:I just wouldn't, you know, introduce her to my kids.
Speaker E:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Maybe just the one say that.
Speaker D:Maybe not there.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:All right, we.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I will, I will.
Speaker A:For content, for the podcast, for research.
Speaker A:I will follow her.
Speaker B:You have to follow her on substack.
Speaker B:Go.
Speaker B:You're have to make a substack account.
Speaker A:Make a substack account.
Speaker A:I will follow her her and then I will find out where she grocery shops and I will follow her there as well.
Speaker B:If I had to.
Speaker B:If I had to.
Speaker B:For content, make a truth social account.
Speaker B:You're going to have to.
Speaker B:For Content, Make a substack account.
Speaker B:Listen, I'm an even trade.
Speaker A:Listen, if.
Speaker A:If Miranda could be married to a.
Speaker A:A serial killer, I could have a crush on a child killer, right?
Speaker A:No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:So he's going to clip that and take out killer.
Speaker E:And that somebody is you.
Speaker A:Why do you give them ideas?
Speaker B:That was more for me so I could remember, but yeah.
Speaker B:So she's back.
Speaker B:We're gonna have to keep updates on that.
Speaker B:You know what I'm strongly thinking about?
Speaker B:What if we.
Speaker B:What if we got her on the podcast?
Speaker A:I was thinking the same thing, Chris.
Speaker A:Like, I'm sure she's down for public appearances.
Speaker B:Like.
Speaker B:Yeah, we just want to talk about, like, really light conversations, stuff like that.
Speaker B:Nothing, Nothing too heavy.
Speaker B:Like what?
Speaker B:Substack?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Are you into true crime?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Did you.
Speaker B:Why did you kill your daughter?
Speaker B:Just like any, like.
Speaker B:Just like super, super light random questions.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker E:How familiar are you with the whole case, Anthony case?
Speaker E:Because, like, I know, like, Sarah and like, my dad would know a lot about it because it happened in Florida, but like, you and Nick, like, I.
Speaker A:Don'T know how much happened in Orlando.
Speaker C:Literally right down.
Speaker B:I've met her before, so.
Speaker B:So, I mean, I.
Speaker B:I do think it's a little.
Speaker B:This was a pretty big case.
Speaker B:It would almost be like, how familiar are you guys with 9 11?
Speaker B:Because that happened in New York.
Speaker A:I would say how well or.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:No, that was more.
Speaker A:How familiar are you with the O.J.
Speaker A:case?
Speaker B:No, the Casey Anthony thing was all that Nancy Grace was Nancy Grace, but she put.
Speaker B:Put her name on the map with that thing.
Speaker B:I hate Nancy Grace.
Speaker B:Love what she does, but I hate.
Speaker A:The fact that she was an attractive white woman.
Speaker A:Put her name on them.
Speaker B:Nancy Grace is not very attractive.
Speaker A:No Casey Anthony.
Speaker B:Oh, I think the fact that she got away with killing her daughter put her on the map.
Speaker D:Well, she's from Ohio, too.
Speaker D:I didn't remember that.
Speaker B:Oh, she vacations to Jersey.
Speaker B:What is this?
Speaker B:No, I'm kidding.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker B:So, you know, I remember leaving my.
Speaker B:To answer your question, Darren, I remember at the.
Speaker B:At the advice of.
Speaker B:Who was the lady that I just talked about that I said I didn't like Nancy Grace.
Speaker B:Nancy Grace.
Speaker B:At the advice of Nancy Grace, I left the.
Speaker B:The lamp post light on for Kaylee Anthony.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:They told us to do that.
Speaker B:It was probably big electricity wanting us to do that.
Speaker B:Probably was not Nancy Grace.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker B:But yeah, no, so I, I was very, very familiar with.
Speaker B:Especially with the when that documentary came out with her interviewing, you know, talking about it on Netflix, I watched that.
Speaker A:Super interesting.
Speaker E:Oh, I forgot that they did a Netflix documentary.
Speaker B:Yeah, she's talking like she's in it.
Speaker A:Like, she's talking like Casey Anthony is in the documentary.
Speaker B:No, no, the other person.
Speaker B:Person.
Speaker A:Nancy Grace.
Speaker B:Nancy Grace is there to clear the air that she had no involvement.
Speaker B:Yeah, Casey Anthony is in the thing.
Speaker B:It's crazy.
Speaker A:No, I'm gonna have to w.
Speaker A:Like, I just finished the Gabby Patito documentary.
Speaker A:Now I'm gonna have to watch the Casey Anthony documentary.
Speaker B:Yeah, I gotta watch the Gabby Patito one.
Speaker B:I've been really into true crime lately.
Speaker B:This has turned into true crime.
Speaker B:I'm really into true crime.
Speaker B:I started listening to a new podcast called Crime Junkie and the biggest true crime podcast.
Speaker B:I don't know, I don't know if you've.
Speaker B:I don't know if you've heard of.
Speaker D:It, but it's called Crime Junkie.
Speaker A:Have you heard of the Joe Rogan Experience?
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:So I started listening to that and would not recommend listening to it before you go to bed.
Speaker B:I've had so many nightmares of being murdered in the last few days.
Speaker B:More than usual.
Speaker E:What's.
Speaker E:What's better, Crime Junkie or the World War II podcast that end up time when I.
Speaker B:So I don't know if I ever talked about that on the podcast or if it was on just Disney verse, but I go to sleep listening to Remy's Round Table.
Speaker B:Most of the time I just listening to conversation when I go to sleep.
Speaker B:And when I forget to put the timer on, I wake up to a British man narrating the.
Speaker B:It's like Hitler.
Speaker B:It's like the, the podcast is.
Speaker B:Is the rise of Hitler or something like that.
Speaker B:So I just, I wake up to that.
Speaker B:I have dreams about Hitler.
Speaker B:Hitler is coming after me.
Speaker B:He's.
Speaker B:He.
Speaker B:He's in a Volkswagen blasting Kanye West.
Speaker B:Coming, Coming towards me with guns.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So between, Between I, I.
Speaker B:There's.
Speaker B:There's three.
Speaker B:Three scary things that happened to me in the last year that made me wake up terrified.
Speaker B:Listening to crime.
Speaker B:Don't get too close to bed.
Speaker B:The Hitler documentary and then waking up to 911 audio on Remy's Round Table, which is inserted into the episode.
Speaker B:Ranking those, it would be pretty hard to rank 1, 2, and 3, but the crime Junkie is, Is quickly climbing the ranks.
Speaker B:Very descriptive.
Speaker B:But yeah, it's a.
Speaker B:It's a.
Speaker B:Why is it so fascinating?
Speaker B:I don't know why.
Speaker B:I, I don't know why it's so fascinating because it's.
Speaker A:It's a real life murder mystery.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker A:That's why it's kind of.
Speaker A:And Sarah, I know you're really into true crime, right?
Speaker C:I am.
Speaker C:I do fall asleep to it, no problem.
Speaker C:I.
Speaker C:I have had nightmares about Hitler though, so I get that, but for different reasons.
Speaker C:It's actually funny.
Speaker C:I've never had a nightmare with the crew, with the true crime, but I had to do a project on the Holocaust in fourth grade and I still think about that nightmare.
Speaker B:Not a bit.
Speaker B:Yeah, actually.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:So, Sarah, I'm obsessed with information that's coming out about this Gene Hacker death.
Speaker A:Are you familiar with this at all?
Speaker C:I guess I'm not as up to date on it as you are.
Speaker C:So now I'm intrigued.
Speaker A:Okay, so the day after the one chick from Buffy the Vampire Slayer died.
Speaker A:I forget her name.
Speaker D:Michelle Traction.
Speaker A:Who I like.
Speaker A:She played a 16 year old in every movie that she was ever in for like 20 years.
Speaker A:Like, I was like, does she ever age?
Speaker A:Apparently no know, because she did.
Speaker A:And now she's dead.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:So the very next day, Gene Hackman dies.
Speaker A:Gene Hackman sent him into cardiac arrest.
Speaker A:Major, major Hollywood actor.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker A:He starred as.
Speaker A:Oh God, Lex Luthor in the original Superman movies with Christopher Reeve.
Speaker A:He was in my favorite movie of all time, Hoosiers.
Speaker A:He's been in a French Connection, so, so many movies.
Speaker A:Well, so he dies, not that weird, 95 years old.
Speaker A:But then I read that he, his 65 year old wife and one of the dogs were also found dead in the house.
Speaker A:Okay, things are getting weird, right?
Speaker A:Sarah, this has true crime all over it.
Speaker A:Here's where things, they get even weirder.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker A:So they've been, they've been dead for about 10 days when they, when they've, when they've been found.
Speaker A:So decomposition has begun and mummification and, And I don't know what all that means.
Speaker A:I know Chris has some questions.
Speaker A:I'll let him ask what the mummification process is.
Speaker A:You being a true crime expert, Sarah?
Speaker B:Well, based off of the six episodes that I've watched, they found her in a mummified state, which means her.
Speaker B:All of her organs would have been removed and she would have been wrapped in toilets.
Speaker B:Toilet paper, right?
Speaker B:Did she have like a Halloween bucket next to her?
Speaker B:Perhaps this was a.
Speaker B:Oh, you know, what is this, a Halloween Horror Nights ad?
Speaker B:Maybe, maybe, maybe it's just a word.
Speaker A:The Hackman experience.
Speaker A:So I, I think, I think, Chris, in the context of this, it was just Decompos decomposition was.
Speaker A:Had.
Speaker A:Had begun because they were dead for like, over 10 days.
Speaker A:So here's the really weird thing.
Speaker A:They both Jean Hackman and his wife were found in a position that is consistent with someone just abruptly falling.
Speaker A:There was an open pill bottle with pills scattered all around her body.
Speaker B:You don't just take pills and die with them in your hand.
Speaker B:Like, that's like, like, that's like one of those, like crime scene games that you play.
Speaker B:And it's like, that's the obvious.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's definitely planted.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So they found, they, they also found like, a space heater leader was on the ground next to her, consistent with if she would have been holding it or went to grab it and then fell.
Speaker A:The way that Gene Hackman's body was found was his cane and sunglasses were just on the ground as though he had fallen.
Speaker A:And then the dog was in the bathroom where she was found.
Speaker A:There were two other dogs on the property running in and out of the house because the door was open.
Speaker B:Well, they'd ever think about interviewing them that lived.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:They would know.
Speaker A:So, so they've done, they've done like, gas detection.
Speaker A:There's no carbon monoxide poison.
Speaker A:There's no evidence of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Speaker A:There's no sign of force entry.
Speaker A:There's no sign of foul play other than there are two dead people and a dead dog in the same house that died at approximately the exact same time or around the same time.
Speaker A:Sarah, you are the true crime expert.
Speaker A:What is happening here?
Speaker C:No, I have no idea.
Speaker C:I.
Speaker C:I really don't.
Speaker C:That is now I'm going to be obsessed and I'm going to start looking stuff up.
Speaker A:Sarah, I spent nine days of my vacation just refreshing Google to see if, like, we have new information because the toxicology report's not back yet.
Speaker A:Nothing's back yet.
Speaker B:I just want to see the moment.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker C:The extent of what I knew was that they both died.
Speaker C:Didn't know there was a dog involved.
Speaker C:I'm sorry, Scott.
Speaker C:And that there was no.
Speaker C:That the carbon monoxide came back negative.
Speaker C:That was all I knew.
Speaker C:So now you've just added so many layers to it.
Speaker A:It's so weird.
Speaker C:That is very strange.
Speaker D:Can you go over there, live stream it, please?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Going live.
Speaker A:So, Sarah, now that Jimmy Carter recipes is dead, we need Hackman updates.
Speaker A:So if you could follow this story and give us the, the updates on the investigation, please.
Speaker C:Got it.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:Hey, Chris.
Speaker A:Scott, you got any Cliff Notes?
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Speaker B:Did I say I was dripping in grand time?
Speaker B:How does it know my health regimen?
Speaker D:I think it said dripping and come.
Speaker B:Nick, did you enter the details for this?
Speaker B:So we started off the podcast with Scott returning from Mexico.
Speaker B:Scott, you might as well be Mexican, since he came back here and stole my job.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Upon arriving to Mexico, Scott said he was super interested.
Speaker B:Interested in sex slavery.
Speaker B:I was really confused about this until I realized it's the two things he loves the most.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Scott and Rachel love silent discos.
Speaker B:Scott loves them to dance.
Speaker B:And Rachel loves them because it makes Scott shut the up.
Speaker B:We talked about a woman who left a horrible note on her receipt at a restaurant.
Speaker B:Turns out the only tip she gives are to Border Patrol.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker B:And lastly, we talked about Gene Hackman's death.
Speaker B:And although people think there's foul play, the only crime there is all the horrible movies he's made.
Speaker B:Those are my Cliff Notes.
Speaker A:Thank you so much.
Speaker A:He was in the Replacements.
Speaker A:God damn it.
Speaker A:That was a national treasure, that movie.
Speaker B:I actually, I.
Speaker B:I have no.
Speaker B:I don't think I've ever seen a Gene Hackman movie.
Speaker A:You never saw the original Superman with Christopher Reeve?
Speaker B:No, that's a movie I've never seen.
Speaker B:I was dead, like about when that came out.
Speaker B:Hoosiers when I was younger.
Speaker B:It was one of those movies that was always on tv.
Speaker A:The French Connection.
Speaker B:I put America first.
Speaker A:Try was he was in a movie with Will Smith.
Speaker B:Hey, what's he in?
Speaker B:The Foreign Affairs.
Speaker B:The French Connection.
Speaker B:The Mexican.
Speaker B:I'm looking at his IMDb page and I have no welcome to Moose Port.
Speaker B:Sounds familiar, but I've never seen it.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't know that one.
Speaker A:The Royal Tannenbaums.
Speaker B:Oh, he was in the Royal Tannen Bombs.
Speaker B:Yeah, I have no idea what that is.
Speaker B:It sounds like something on channel 49.
Speaker C:My parents swear that that's the only movie they've ever walked out of at the theater.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker A:I've never seen it.
Speaker A:He was in the.
Speaker A:The Replacements, Heartbreakers and Enemy of the State.
Speaker E:Oh, he was an ant.
Speaker A:He was an ants.
Speaker E:He was an ass.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker B:Enemy of the State.
Speaker B:Was that.
Speaker B:Oh, no, I haven't seen that one.
Speaker A:It's Will Smith.
Speaker E:Oh, he was in the Twilight.
Speaker A:I think that's.
Speaker B:He was the wolf.
Speaker A:The bird cage.
Speaker A:Get shorty.
Speaker A:Crimson Tide.
Speaker B:I thought they found him in his mud room.
Speaker B:Oh, the bird cage.
Speaker B:The movie.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:The Firm, Unforgiven.
Speaker A:He's been in a ton of movies.
Speaker B:Yeah, bad ones, actually.
Speaker B:Like, he.
Speaker B:He definitely made his movie money.
Speaker A:Yes, he did.
Speaker B:Has to be.
Speaker B:It has to be a relative that killed him for the money.
Speaker A:I think I.
Speaker A:I'm very much looking forward to.
Speaker B:Oh, he was in Young Frankenstein.
Speaker B:That's a big movie.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker B:But I don't know if it was the main role.
Speaker A:It was not the main role.
Speaker B:No, I mean a main role.
Speaker B:And it was.
Speaker A:I can't believe you've never seen the original Superman.
Speaker B:No, I really want to.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I just watched like a clip the other day, and by clip, I was scrolling through Twitter and it was a gif of Superman.
Speaker B:It's like, oh, it looks pretty.
Speaker B:That's pretty good for like 19.
Speaker B:Like 45.
Speaker A: It was not: Speaker A:Superman.
Speaker A:Superman came out now.
Speaker A:Superman 1 came out in the early 80s.
Speaker A:Well, I don't think so.
Speaker B: I think it was probably: Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:1978 is when the original Superman came out.
Speaker B:It was a very late 70s looking movie.
Speaker A: came out: Speaker B:Then what?
Speaker B:The guy fell off a horse or something, broke his neck.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:Yes, Christopher Reefs.
Speaker B:Not gene hacking.
Speaker B:He just fell, apparently.
Speaker B:Yeah, allegedly.
Speaker A:You guys got anything going on with the kids this week?
Speaker D:Go ahead.
Speaker E:No, you go first.
Speaker D:You don't have a kid.
Speaker D:You go first since you don't have any kids.
Speaker E:Oh, thank you.
Speaker B:Like, surprise.
Speaker B:Actually, dad, we're expecting.
Speaker A:Don't do that.
Speaker E:I have.
Speaker E:I have something really cool happening tomorrow that I can't talk.
Speaker A:Talk about.
Speaker E:And that's where I'll leave it.
Speaker A:That's so messed up.
Speaker B:I actually know what it is.
Speaker A:I think we all know what it is.
Speaker A:We just can't talk about it.
Speaker E:If you know what I do for work, you know what it is.
Speaker B:In nine months, Scott, you're gonna be very surprised.
Speaker B:Yeah, this is the.
Speaker B:The long game.
Speaker E:I'm actually the.
Speaker E:The pornhub gay.
Speaker D:The ride is for you after all.
Speaker B:No, he doesn't have a kid, but he does have someone calling him Daddy.
Speaker A:Oh my God.
Speaker A:Nick.
Speaker D:So I don't have anything come up with my child because my husband and I are taking an adults only vacation this weekend.
Speaker A:Oh that's right.
Speaker D:We leave on Friday night to San Juan to go on a Virgin voyages cruise.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker D:How long come too please.
Speaker A:And then can they also join you on the cruise?
Speaker C:Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh yeah.
Speaker C:Well, it won't take that long for the, for the first part to happen.
Speaker B:When does this podcast end?
Speaker D:We are, we're going on a seven day cruise.
Speaker D:We're doing southern Caribbean this time.
Speaker D:So actually have a new destination that I haven't been to yet.
Speaker D:We're going to Antiga, St.
Speaker D:Lucia, Barbados, St.
Speaker D:Martin.
Speaker D:So we got a lot of really awesome stops.
Speaker D:I'm really excited that in Nice.
Speaker A:And listen, if you're going to be booking a vacation, don't do what my wife did and book not through Sandpiper Vacations because we learned our lesson and we will never not book a vacation without using Sandpiper Vacations ever again.
Speaker A:So make sure you reach out to www.sandpiper vacations.com tell them that the Parents Night out podcast sent you.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:And like I said, like it.
Speaker D:It doesn't cost anything to use my services.
Speaker D:So the issue that you guys had unfortunately was you had an introd luxury rate that I was not able to access.
Speaker D:But now I have access to all those things for that resort.
Speaker D:But yeah, we can book any resort out there and I'm here to help you guys.
Speaker D:So whenever your flights get delayed or canceled, which happens a lot, I will make sure you get out of there as soon as you can.
Speaker A:Awesome.
Speaker A:Sarah, you got anything going on?
Speaker C:Nope.
Speaker C:The kids have testing this week.
Speaker C:Does Abby have testing too?
Speaker C:You wouldn't know.
Speaker C:Testing this week?
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:So they're going to be doing that.
Speaker C:Does your child also procrastinate until the last minute to tell you about projects and then especially the ones that you have to go and, and buy stuff for?
Speaker C:Okay, just wondering.
Speaker C:So that's due tomorrow.
Speaker B:I need, I need a poster board.
Speaker A:For a project that start that's due tomorrow.
Speaker C:No, we needed so much more than that.
Speaker C:But you know, of course the sickness, the flu that's going around also landed on the same weekend as the project being.
Speaker A:Dude, my daugh doesn't have any projects.
Speaker A:It's weird.
Speaker C:They don't do that kind of stuff anymore.
Speaker C:They don't teach them things, they don't give them homework, they don't.
Speaker E:They just yell at them.
Speaker C:I mean, what do they.
Speaker C:I'm Gonna start just homeschooling, I think.
Speaker C:Give them the important facts of life.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Well, you know.
Speaker A:You know what Abby does is she waits until the last minute and says, hey, I need this permission slip signed and money.
Speaker A:It's due tomorrow, so I have no opportunity to check her grades.
Speaker A:Do I need to, like, negot8?
Speaker A:No, it's like, you have to do it now.
Speaker A:And so I get.
Speaker A:I get stuck.
Speaker C:We don't.
Speaker C:Yeah, we don't have that problem.
Speaker E:You heard her say, I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker E:She said, fine, I won't.
Speaker E:I won't let you have to negotiate.
Speaker E:I'll just hold the gun to your head.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:Chris, you got anything going on this week?
Speaker B:Today was state inspections for my company, which is.
Speaker B:Happens twice a year.
Speaker B:And today day, I brought my secret weapon with me, the baby.
Speaker B:And we've never had a faster inspection.
Speaker B:No failures.
Speaker B:Everyone wanted to see her.
Speaker B:It's the best.
Speaker B:Having a baby is the best because you can do things like that.
Speaker B:You go places.
Speaker B:The attention's not on you.
Speaker B:The attention is on her.
Speaker B:And then the best part is when you're out.
Speaker B:It's the perfect excuse to get out of a place early.
Speaker B:We went out to dinner on Friday night, and it was getting a little late.
Speaker B:Like nine.
Speaker B:And we're like, oh, we gotta go home to relieve the babysitters.
Speaker B:And we got out of there, and I whispered to my friend's ear, whose wife is pregnant, said, you'll be able to have an excuse soon, too.
Speaker A:I cannot wait.
Speaker D:It's the best excuse.
Speaker B:Oh, it's great.
Speaker B:No one ever questions it.
Speaker B:It's the best.
Speaker B:There's a bachelor party in Daytona at the Daytona 500.
Speaker B:It's gonna cost hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars in August.
Speaker B:It's like, I'm sorry, guys, guys.
Speaker B:Gotta provide for the.
Speaker B:Gotta provide for my family.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker A:Oh, just wait, though.
Speaker A:When she gets a little bit older, you're gonna be like, making excuses to go today.
Speaker B:Anybody want to go to Daytona?
Speaker C:He has excuses already.
Speaker C:They can come down here and hang out with us in Daytona.
Speaker B:That is true.
Speaker C:Up with a sweet resort, good pizza, and I'll be babysit.
Speaker C:You see how perfect that is?
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:I might have to reconsider this.
Speaker B:I might have to rejoin the group chat that I left for the.
Speaker A:Chris will be in town in April, so I'm sure we're gonna have a lot of stories.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker A:So next week, we.
Speaker A:And I'm sorry, Nick, you're.
Speaker A:You won't be here for it.
Speaker A:But that's okay.
Speaker A:You'll be here in spirit.
Speaker A:We need to come up with the topic or the.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:The categories for the friendies.
Speaker A:Because I was supposed to do that before I left.
Speaker A:I didn't do that.
Speaker A:And now the.
Speaker A:The friendies are getting later in.
Speaker A:Later every year.
Speaker A:It supposed to be February.
Speaker A:Last year it was March.
Speaker A:This year it's going to be April.
Speaker A:So we've got to start coming up with that next week.
Speaker E:So it can be the same weekend as WrestleMania weekend.
Speaker E:It can be like right after WrestleMania.
Speaker E:The Monday.
Speaker E:The Monday after.
Speaker A:Oh, I love that idea.
Speaker A:It's like the.
Speaker A:The Monday after WrestleMania.
Speaker A:That's a good idea, Darren.
Speaker A:Let's shoot for that.
Speaker A:I like that.
Speaker E:Give Chris and I more time to procrastinate.
Speaker A:Go ahead, Sarah.
Speaker A:You want to say something?
Speaker C:You can just let me know when that is, because I am now going to be the only one who doesn't understand wrestling.
Speaker C:Because I know that as soon as we log off, Nick's going to be watching YouTube.
Speaker D:My husband's.
Speaker D:My husband's not home, so it's just me and wrestling night.
Speaker A:Darren, where can our listeners find you?
Speaker E:You can find me on Instagram, Darren, underscore maffei and then it'll link to all of my other socials and whatever the parents night out Twitter is called.
Speaker B:No, I don't know, Nick.
Speaker D:You can find me on social media vacations.
Speaker D:Follow along.
Speaker D:I'm going to be doing some live streaming next week aboard a cruise ship.
Speaker D:And you can find me on Instagram at Emotional support G.
Speaker D:Nick, Sarah, you.
Speaker C:Can find me on Tik Tok at Super Sarah 94.
Speaker B:Chris, just follow us on Tik Tok.
Speaker A:At the parks dot.
Speaker B:Dot.
Speaker A:No new friends.
Speaker B:No new friends.
Speaker B:And our Instagram follow us on Instagram, which is parents.
Speaker B:I don't know, actually.
Speaker B:What's our Instagram?
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker A:You changed the name.
Speaker B:No, I changed the Twitter name.
Speaker D:I think I changed the name.
Speaker D:I don't remember.
Speaker B:Pod.
Speaker B:Parents Night.
Speaker B:Pod.
Speaker A:All of our links are right there on our website.
Speaker A:New friends, podcast.com.
Speaker A:just click on the logo of the social media.
Speaker A:I'll take you right there and then just follow us.
Speaker B:Thanks for letting me struggle through that.
Speaker B:Just to.
Speaker A:I don't know why you were talking about the.
Speaker A:The podcast socials.
Speaker A:I was asking about yours.
Speaker A:I always.
Speaker B:Yeah, but whatever.
Speaker A:But I'm.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:Look, I'm more active on there now and you are.
Speaker B:And you know, you can.
Speaker B:You can find me, but it's not as.
Speaker B:Not as interesting.
Speaker A:No, no, so check out our website no new friends podcast.com check out our sweet merchandise.
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Speaker A:You can hear the entire song.
Speaker A:A lot of them are really really funny and have great endings.
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Speaker A:And then check us out on Tick Tock at the Parks new new friends on behalf of game master Ryan, our producer Alex the wisemandair.com Nick, Sarah, Chris, I'm Scott.
Speaker A:Thank you so much for listening.
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