Episode 251

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20th Oct 2024

Prostate Exams, Pickup Lines, and Hurricanes: #251 The Hilarious Journey of No New Friends

The latest episode of the No New Friends Podcast delves into the journey of the show's hosts as they reflect on their favorite moments and the friendships they've built over the years. With a blend of humor and heartfelt sentiments, Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Nick share anecdotes that highlight the dynamics of their relationships, both on and off the air. The episode also touches on the impact of life's challenges, including discussions about mental health and navigating personal struggles, especially in light of recent events like Hurricane Milton. As the group prepares to transition into a new phase with the upcoming "Parents Night Out" format, they emphasize the importance of community and connection, inviting listeners to join them in a special interactive recording session. This candid conversation showcases not only their comedic chemistry but also the genuine care they have for each other and their audience.

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Transcript
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Scott:

This is not sexy at all.

Scott:

Like, this is not what I've seen in the movies.

Sarah:

Yes, Sarah, singularly.

Sarah:

Though, of course you're alone.

Scott:

Please.

Scott:

Of course.

Scott:

Yes, of course.

Sarah:

I don't want to assume on your behalf, Scott.

Chris:

That is true.

Scott:

You just should.

Sarah:

I was hoping for you, Sarah.

Chris:

He can't fit another human being.

Sarah:

Well, I was gonna say, remember I told you wedding night?

Sarah:

We spent, you know, we spent an evening in a jacuzzi tub with champagne in jurassic world, and that was a fantastic experience.

Chris:

Yeah, that Scott said bath, not olympic pool.

Alex:

Listen, we have a jacuzz.

Scott:

We have a really big bathtub in our room.

Scott:

Bedroom.

Chris:

I believe if you're an average sized person, you're right.

Sarah:

So there.

Alex:

Bubbles, Scott.

Scott:

Yeah, it's like a.

Scott:

It's like a really.

Alex:

Did you add bubbles by farting?

Scott:

No.

Chris:

Come on, man.

Scott:

Or like bubble bath?

Scott:

Soap bubbles.

Scott:

Yes.

Alex:

Bubble bath.

Scott:

Yes.

Scott:

Because I wanted it to be like in the movies where I could go like this, and then I was exposed.

Scott:

And to those of you who are hearing the podcast and not seeing it, I rubbed my breast.

Alex:

I see like you're looking over your wife and go, look what I could do.

Alex:

Like this.

Alex:

She's like, nobody wants to see that.

Scott:

What are you doing?

Scott:

You have no idea, Alex, how true you are.

Scott:

Broadcasting from the Sand Pipeline Vacation studios, it's time for the no new Friends podcast.

Scott:

The podcast for adults who love to laugh at adulting the good, the bad, and the funny.

Alex:

Okay, here we go.

Scott:

54321.

Scott:

It's showtime.

Scott:

It's showtime.

Scott:

Like the guy said, we're the new new Friends podcast.

Scott:

The podcast for adults who love to laugh at adulting.

Scott:

Voted number one by our friends and family.

Scott:

Now you can connect with us.

Scott:

All of our social media links are right there on our website.

Scott:

No newfriendspodcast.com dot.

Scott:

While you're there, check out our really sweet merchandise and join our clubhouse for as low as $2 a month.

Scott:

That's our Patreon.

Scott:

Become a friend with benefits.

Scott:

You can get exclusive content like cutting room floor, different prizes, and whatnot.

Scott:

It's only dollar two a month.

Scott:

every single Wednesday night,:

Scott:

eastern standard time on our YouTube, where we record this thing live.

Scott:

You get to see everything.

Scott:

The cutting room floor, the behind the scenes, footage, all that good stuff.

Scott:

And then sometimes we go live on TikTok on Wednesday mornings from the Orlando theme parks.

Scott:

My name is Scott.

Scott:

I am the host.

Scott:

With me, as always, my amazing cast of characters.

Scott:

The scumbag reselling hoarder himself, Chris life is.

Chris:

What if I just sang the whole song in, like, last week?

Scott:

That was really fun.

Scott:

I spit out my drink several times while editing.

Scott:

The jewish american princess.

Scott:

Sarah.

Sarah:

Hello.

Scott:

Nick has a work meeting, and our producer, Alex.

Alex:

Hello, hello, hello.

Scott:

Who is actually with us in studio today.

Alex:

I'm actually jump scare.

Chris:

Jump scare.

Alex:

And not edit in my voice.

Alex:

I'm actually live.

Scott:

Actually live.

Scott:

Or is it you're just doing this.

Chris:

To make your job easier?

Scott:

No.

Alex:

Listen to everything over again.

Scott:

So, okay, this is a lot of crazy things are happening right now.

Scott:

We were supposed to be recording what was, like, the cast only last episode of no new Friends on Wednesday, December, or, sorry, Wednesday, October 9.

Scott:

But here we are.

Scott:

We are recording a day early because we are in the path of Hurricane Milton.

Chris:

It's me, Hurricane Milton.

Chris:

We is subjective.

Chris:

We is pretty strong language when I say we.

Scott:

Me, definitely.

Scott:

And then Sarah and Alex are also.

Scott:

So we don't know if we're going to have power tomorrow night.

Scott:

I'm going to be working tomorrow night, so we don't know if we.

Scott:

If we don't knock out this episode now, we don't know when this episode is going to knock out.

Scott:

So this will still be our last opportunity as a cast to discuss the podcast.

Scott:

Unfortunately, Nick couldn't be with us tonight because we did have to shift recording to today, and he had a work thing, but next week.

Scott:

So when you're hearing this in a couple of days, October 16, join our discord.

Scott:

We're going to be putting a public link to our recording.

Scott:

You can jump on, ask us questions, share your favorite moment of your favorite new Friends podcast episode.

Scott:

Because starting October 23, no new Friends podcast is no longer a thing.

Scott:

We will be parents night out with no new friends.

Scott:

So super excited about that.

Scott:

We've got a lot going on.

Scott:

But of the four of us, chris, you and I have been here the longest out of the five active members.

Scott:

You came on May of:

Chris:

Sounds about two.

Scott:

Really.

Alex:

2021.

Scott:

Pretty crazy.

Scott:

Chris has been on more episodes than the original co host, but that happened very quickly.

Nick:

Yeah.

Scott:

Thank you for the sympathy laugh.

Scott:

Chris, what was your favorite moment?

Chris:

My favorite moment of the podcast.

Chris:

This is gonna sound cheesy.

Chris:

Probably gonna sound cheesy, but the four of us, when the four of us hit our groove.

Chris:

And I don't know if I could pinpoint an episode or a specific time, but when it was me, you, sarah, and Nick, and we just hit that groove, and it's just like every week I look forward to doing this.

Chris:

There's no burnout, there's no.

Chris:

I gotta jump on.

Chris:

It's just I'm hanging out with my, you know, three of my closest friends talking, laughing, and hopefully making other people laugh, too.

Chris:

That's my favorite part of no new friends is making three new friends.

Scott:

Yeah, right.

Scott:

For me.

Scott:

For you, my favorite moment.

Scott:

And I agree.

Scott:

Look, we've.

Scott:

ever knew each other prior to:

Scott:

I knew Sarah's husband, but I didn't know Sarah.

Scott:

I didn't know Nick.

Scott:

I definitely didn't know you.

Scott:

So it's funny how the four of us came together and how I feel like the four of us know our deepest, darkest things that are real, things that are going on in life.

Chris:

Absolutely.

Scott:

Which.

Scott:

Which is crazy to think that three years ago I didn't, or four years ago we didn't know each other.

Chris:

And you know what's funny is, like, I've had late night FaceTime calls with Nick where you start talking, and we were on the phone for a while.

Chris:

I've talked with Sarah for a long time before Scott and I.

Chris:

Oh, Scott tries to contact me on a weekly basis.

Chris:

We do talk every once in a while, but it's like, it's these.

Chris:

Look, Nick's planning my sister's wedding, essentially.

Chris:

Now it's like.

Chris:

It's like all.

Scott:

You stayed at my house before we.

Nick:

Ever met in person.

Chris:

I know.

Chris:

It's all of these things.

Scott:

The first time we met in.

Chris:

True.

Chris:

That is true.

Chris:

None of this would have happened without this podcast.

Chris:

And for that, I will be forever grateful for.

Chris:

It's.

Chris:

It is the coolest thing that's ever happened.

Chris:

Like, it's just the fact that you really got to take a step back from us hopping on a computer and doing this every week.

Chris:

You know, if we have three views a week, if we have 3 million views a week, the feeling will always be the same, where it's just hopping on with three of my best friends talking about life together, navigating life together, and then having other people laugh at our struggles, and then also our triumphs, whatever they may be.

Chris:

The community that we have been able to build has been amazing.

Chris:

The people that join the chat every week, the people that talk on our discord, the people that we genuinely care about because of just.

Chris:

Just because you had an idea of starting this podcast, I think that's the coolest thing.

Chris:

The friends we made along the way and the community that we've.

Chris:

That we've built and continue to build.

Chris:

Really?

Scott:

Yeah, it is.

Scott:

It is a super cool thing.

Scott:

And, you know, the.

Scott:

When I.

Scott:

When I think about what you're saying, you know, laugh at us for our stumbles, but celebrate our triumphs, man.

Scott:

We.

Scott:

Especially if you're in our discord, we all give each other so much shit, from our members to our friends to the host and all that.

Scott:

Like, it is a constant shit talk.

Scott:

But then when something good happens, these are the people that I want to share that with first, because they're going to be the first to genuinely celebrate that, you know, or when something bad happens, they're the first to say, hey, let me know if you need anything.

Scott:

I'm so sorry.

Chris:

Yeah, 100%.

Chris:

Yep.

Scott:

Which is.

Scott:

That's insane.

Scott:

All the cheesy stuff aside, your favorite show moment, Chris.

Chris:

All right, my favorite show moment, cheesy thing aside, is probably those nights where I drink too much and in all honesty, and just don't take anything serious and have zero filter whatsoever.

Chris:

The introduction of Cliff notes, which we talked about before.

Chris:

So I don't want to go on and on about that.

Chris:

The introduction of Cliff notes, you getting me to do that segment.

Chris:

I love comedy and I love writing jokes, so being able to do that every single week, having this outlet, to be able to do that, that was, you know, that Father's Day episode, probably my favorite moment because I was able to showcase that to an extent.

Chris:

And then you say, hey, let's try this.

Chris:

And we did it, and now it's a staple in the show.

Chris:

That's probably overall my favorite.

Chris:

But, yeah, they do get a lot better the more that I drink.

Scott:

Yeah, that was definitely a key moment for you.

Scott:

It's funny you mentioned your drinking to me, your coming out party, and not in the same way that Nick comes out, but you're really stepping out of your shell.

Scott:

Was episode 100 with James Yawn.

Scott:

With James Yawn.

Scott:

And I don't know what it was that made you click, but you just came out of your shell and hit kind of a whole new level, which was cool to see.

Scott:

My favorite moment, the first bubba job, or do they know it's Christmas?

Chris:

Do they know it's Christmas?

Chris:

Amazing.

Chris:

Bubba job just.

Chris:

He became a mascot of the podcast.

Chris:

We did a whole series on Twitch about him winning the Super bowl with Bubba job was an honor for me.

Scott:

I forgot and that was right around the time that, like, that was actually our Super bowl was Sarah's second.

Scott:

Well, it would have been her second episode, but she decided to eat an empanada from a food truck.

Chris:

Right.

Sarah:

That's my favorite part of all of this, is that I'll never live down one trip to a food truck.

Scott:

Well, Sarah, it's funny that you mentioned that.

Scott:

We'll get to your favorite moment.

Scott:

But Chris brought up a good point when we were him and I did an episode of After Dark where it was like, we recapped the last 50 episodes, and this podcast is essentially like a time capsule of our life.

Chris:

Absolutely.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

Perfect way to put it, because you put it that way.

Scott:

So, like, that's what you.

Chris:

Well, after dark, I was, like, into my, like, 6th or 7th beer, so.

Scott:

Well, yeah.

Scott:

And I definitely remember having to have a conversation with you.

Scott:

Like, we're gonna have to put you on a pitch count.

Scott:

I do remember that with your drinking.

Chris:

Because I did ignore it.

Scott:

I know.

Scott:

I think it was the first week.

Scott:

It was either the we say gay episode or Nick's coming out.

Scott:

It was.

Scott:

I was like, I gotta put him on a pitch count because, like, he's better when he drinks.

Scott:

But also, this was a little bit much.

Chris:

I have, like, three words that I say when I bat.

Chris:

I heavily drinking.

Chris:

And that's what the episode.

Chris:

90% of me just saying the same three things over and over again.

Scott:

Right.

Scott:

But, like, sarah, you know, both you and Chris, with moving into new homes, you know, Chris was going through the house buying process and then announcing to everybody that, you know, he was having a baby and, you know, kind of going through that.

Scott:

But, you know, you've had some key moments.

Scott:

You know, the empanada food truck gate.

Sarah:

Yeah, that's.

Sarah:

It doesn't quite compare to your baby, Chris, but it is something to be proud of.

Sarah:

It's a moment in time worth mentioning.

Chris:

It's up there.

Scott:

One of my favorite things.

Scott:

You've had so many dynamite drops.

Scott:

You could say one thing the entire episode, but that one thing will be the funniest thing of the entire episode.

Scott:

I feel like so many things that you have said have made it into the episode title.

Sarah:

I appreciate it because they're just so good.

Sarah:

I have my mom sometimes.

Scott:

No, you're amazing.

Scott:

Or you've delivered the punchline that makes the cold open at the beginning of the episode, which I love that because you're a lot of times the star of that.

Sarah:

Well, thank you, guys.

Scott:

What, uh, and besides the friendships and all that, what has been your favorite moment on air.

Scott:

What's been your favorite on air moment?

Sarah:

So, you know, I maybe would have had a different answer, but the.

Sarah:

Was it the last episode with Nick's, like, q and gay with the two of you going back and forth had me dying, honestly.

Sarah:

I mean, I think it could go under either, right?

Scott:

Truth.

Scott:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris:

I go both ways.

Sarah:

See, there you go.

Sarah:

That was definitely hilarious for me.

Sarah:

But I'm not to be.

Sarah:

I was going to agree with you, though, and be cliche, but I have to say that since, you know, I've joined the podcast, not to be creepy guys, but you guys come up in conversation, like, on the daily, just things that we talk about, things that we, you know, like, oh, in the podcast, we talked about this, or we talk about things in the chat that just might resonate with something I'm talking about at work or something, you know?

Sarah:

But I find that you guys are definitely a part of just every day for me.

Sarah:

It's not just once a week.

Chris:

Absolutely.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

You are all household names in the Ob household, for sure.

Sarah:

Yes.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

A classic Sarah moment for me, and probably an underrated moment was a couple weeks ago when your delivery of some of your lines when we were discussing whether or not women can come, and the way that you delivered your.

Scott:

Oh, Scott, I'm so sorry.

Scott:

Just had me rolling.

Sarah:

You know, the thing is, and I've told you this before, just in passing, that.

Sarah:

But it's very hard for me to exaggerate things.

Sarah:

If something seems exaggerated, it just actually happened that way.

Sarah:

So I, you know, there are moments that I can really resonate with things, and.

Sarah:

And unfortunately, they really do, you know, come out exactly the way I'm thinking.

Sarah:

So I have my.

Sarah:

I have my moments of.

Sarah:

But unfortunately, none exaggerated.

Sarah:

They're all very realistic.

Scott:

We can't forget your chorizo joke.

Sarah:

Something like that.

Sarah:

It was just funny to me because you guys were cracking up about it, and you guys kept referencing it, and I had to listen back to the episode, like, what the hell are they talking about?

Sarah:

That I said, that was so funny.

Sarah:

And it was something I say every day to my husband, like, every day.

Sarah:

So I had to listen back.

Sarah:

I'm like, what in the world did I say that had them in stitches.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

And then speaking of stitches, of course, your hand.

Sarah:

Yeah.

Scott:

Which.

Scott:

The podcast, God's smile on us.

Chris:

I was a minor.

Chris:

I forgot about it.

Scott:

Like, the timing of that hand injury perfectly coincided when we were sick and tired of hearing Chris talk about his achilles injury and that fight between the two of you, I think, is one of those classic moments of this podcast.

Sarah:

But please don't hurt yourself again, Chris, because it really did hurt to stab myself with the spindle.

Sarah:

And I don't want to compete with you again for a little while, at least.

Chris:

Yeah, not planning on it.

Chris:

For sure.

Chris:

Not planning on it.

Scott:

But your first big moment, and this is the moment besides hearing you on that one episode of nerd archive podcast, but your first episode with us, and it was you.

Scott:

And don't wreck yourself, Ryan.

Scott:

And, oh, yeah, you dropped a joke about the strip clubs in Daytona beach and the bongos.

Scott:

And I don't remember exactly what it was, but at that moment, I think Chris and I had this telepathic, like, okay, we're good.

Scott:

Like, she needs to be on this every week just because of that one line.

Scott:

So funny.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

And for me, it was more of, wow, I guess Scott was right.

Chris:

Cause Scott was like, hey, you gotta listen to this episode of Nerd Archive podcast.

Chris:

Gotta hear this girl.

Chris:

I wanna have her on the podcast.

Chris:

I listened to it like, six times.

Chris:

Cause I was like, thought I listened to the wrong episode.

Chris:

I was like, I think she had.

Chris:

I think she talked, like, for a total of 90 seconds.

Chris:

Scott.

Chris:

Scott just got that talented.

Chris:

He just knows.

Chris:

He just.

Chris:

All he needs to hear is, like, 45 seconds.

Sarah:

I appreciate you that talent, though, because I love being here.

Scott:

Thank you.

Scott:

That's really all I'm good for.

Scott:

Unfortunately.

Chris:

That'S the best you can do in less than a minute.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

Alex, you have a unique perspective because you get to edit this every week.

Scott:

Yeah, we've kind of talked about your favorite moments, is when we say, alex, cut that, and you're not sure if you should cut it or not, and you have to go back and listen, or we'll say, alex, cut that, and then we'll keep talking.

Scott:

And then three minutes later, I'm like, alex, actually, don't cut that.

Scott:

Leave that in.

Scott:

And then you have to undo what's been your favorite.

Scott:

God, I sound like a narcissist.

Scott:

Like, oh, talk to.

Scott:

Tell me about us.

Chris:

What's your favorite thing I've ever said?

Alex:

Well, first, I'll still have a bill to edit the podcast because I already listened to it.

Alex:

So I don't know if, you know, you lost a listener that day.

Chris:

I know I was pretty pissed about that.

Scott:

I know you lost a listener because.

Alex:

Now I listen to it raw, uncut, and do the editing like a non jewish baby.

Chris:

Exactly.

Alex:

And, yeah, the cut, that was getting annoying at first because I was like, at first it was like, all right, originally it was Alex cut that, and that was real.

Alex:

That was it.

Alex:

It became a joke.

Alex:

And then I wasn't sure if it was a joke.

Alex:

And Chris can detest.

Alex:

I had to text him multiple nights.

Chris:

He would message me every single time.

Alex:

Am I cutting or not cutting?

Alex:

What is happening?

Alex:

And now it's to the point where I can tell if I should or should not cut things based on what is exactly said.

Alex:

So it's a lot easier now.

Alex:

But it took a little bit into a groove of knowing.

Alex:

I love editing Sarah's audio because I can cut out so much at once.

Alex:

But then, you know, but then I have that.

Sarah:

Is that just a dead silence?

Alex:

Dead silence for so long.

Alex:

And then I know hair is coming up, she's gonna speak for a little bit, and I know it's always gonna be good.

Sarah:

I have to tell myself sometimes that I have to audibly laugh because I actually am a silent laugher.

Sarah:

And so I'll see myself on the screen laughing, and then I'm like, they're never gonna see that.

Sarah:

So make it audible.

Chris:

I've never noticed that.

Alex:

Yeah, sometimes I gotta be like, wait, did Sarah laugh?

Alex:

I gotta turn that up.

Alex:

I gotta make sure people hear that.

Alex:

She actually vocalized her laughter there.

Scott:

So here's some peeling behind the curtain or moving the curtain or whatever.

Chris:

Yeah, sounds about right.

Scott:

One of the very first episodes that Alex edited, something happened with the audio where someone's audio didn't cut something.

Scott:

I don't remember what it was, but essentially Alex had sent me the finished thing, but it was either.

Scott:

It was missing someone's audio, so he had to go through and give me the timestamps.

Scott:

It was like Sarah's.

Alex:

Oh, that was.

Alex:

That was a few weeks in.

Alex:

Yeah, I remember that.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

He had to give me the timestamps of every time of when I needed to put in a Sarah laugh, Sarah saying something, and I had to manually put in Sarah's audio to where it belonged.

Sarah:

I'll just send you a laugh track if you want.

Sarah:

Just, like, different styles of my, you know, anywhere from, like.

Sarah:

Yeah, from a chuckle, like a boisterous laugh.

Sarah:

And just.

Sarah:

You pick the range that you feel fits perfectly and.

Sarah:

And go from there.

Alex:

Sounds great.

Chris:

You're not a bad idea.

Sarah:

Just watch a good video, and you'll see when I am actually laughing, and then it'll be legitimate.

Alex:

I have cut laughter and put it somewhere else because I thought it didn't fit where it was.

Chris:

I think that was way funnier, you know, what?

Alex:

The laughter they did was, like, too far back.

Alex:

So I have to bring it up.

Alex:

So I was like, I'll just use laughter later on.

Chris:

Alex, I have a question for you.

Chris:

What's one editing decision or thing that you did in the episode that you never told Scott about that maybe you would have felt bad about or just did something that you looked back on?

Chris:

Like, I shouldn't have done that, but I'm not gonna say anything.

Chris:

Was there ever a moment like that?

Alex:

I don't know.

Alex:

Not really.

Alex:

Cause I try not to cut anything that isn't obviously needed to be cut because I know Scott wants to have very last say on how the edit is edited.

Chris:

Uh huh.

Alex:

So, like, yeah, well, I mean, just what I think.

Alex:

Because he doesn't tell me to edit anything other than just make it cleaner.

Chris:

Right.

Alex:

Which is I do.

Alex:

I don't, like, rearrange anything or anything like that.

Alex:

So not really, other than me having an issue.

Alex:

Because I tried to do it 1.5 speed editing to make it faster on myself.

Alex:

And then when I got done editing, I was like, oh, no, I can't export this.

Alex:

It's 1.5 speed, which I listen to my podcast at 1.25 speed.

Alex:

I could tell you on my app, I mean, I've listened to podcasts, and I've saved, like, days of my life by listening to it at that speed.

Alex:

So when I editing, I was like, oh, this is awesome.

Alex:

Let's do it a little faster and get it done a little earlier.

Alex:

And then when I got done, I was like, oh, I can't undo it.

Alex:

And it all stays the same, you.

Chris:

Know, funny story about that is that the sophisticated gentleman had to come up with an equation to figure out how to convert the 1.25 speed podcast back to regular speed.

Alex:

Yeah, yeah, he did.

Alex:

It worked out because I was able to do it.

Scott:

But, yeah, that's really cool.

Alex:

He did do that.

Scott:

Alex has done a really good job with, like, he'll message me, asking me a question, or he does something a little bit different.

Scott:

He's like, hey, what do you think about this?

Scott:

There was definitely more questions at the beginning, but now it's just kind of a seamless process.

Scott:

And there's a lot of times when I'll make notes within the episode where I'm like, alex, move this here.

Scott:

And he does it flawlessly.

Scott:

Now, one thing that I don't even know if he knows, but there have been some editing mishaps that, like, sometimes if it's, like, a big thing and I need him to redo it.

Scott:

I'll tell him.

Scott:

But a lot of times I just fix it, like, where it'll be missing an entire section of someone's audio, and it's like, not a very long one, but just a minute.

Scott:

And I'm like, well, I'll just go pull this off Riverside, or it cuts off the end of the episode.

Scott:

And then I'm like, okay, well, I'll just cut it off.

Scott:

But I have anxiety about telling him that, like, hey, you made a mistake.

Scott:

I'll just fix it now.

Sarah:

It's out there.

Sarah:

There you go.

Alex:

Tell me mistakes.

Alex:

I'm not laid back at all.

Chris:

The best.

Chris:

Yeah, right.

Chris:

The best is when.

Chris:

Because Alex also edits into the Disney verse.

Chris:

The best is when Alex leaves in, like, a curse word on.

Chris:

It was a real curse word to you, wasn't it?

Chris:

Like bullshit or something?

Chris:

Yeah.

Alex:

And I was like, gentlemen was like, oh, my God, Alex left in a curse word.

Alex:

And someone said the f word during the episode and I had to cut it out.

Alex:

And I thought I left it in and we posted it, but it was only bullshit.

Alex:

And I was like, wait, what?

Alex:

That's not.

Alex:

That's fine.

Alex:

And they're like, no, it's not fine.

Alex:

As her girly.

Alex:

And then I had to fix it on like a Monday evening and re upload the episode.

Chris:

Oh, yeah.

Scott:

I like Alex's the little, little Easter eggs that he'll put into an episode the best, where maybe he'll respond to something very quickly.

Scott:

Like, sometimes you don't even really, like when I was talking about ding dong ditch and it being called n word knocking.

Alex:

That was insane.

Scott:

And Chris says, what?

Scott:

And then you hear Alex go, what?

Alex:

Cause, like, it's so annoying because I'll be editing these podcasts and I'll be like, oh, my God.

Alex:

What?

Alex:

And I'll say something and I'll be like, oh, man, I should, like, send Scott information about, like, how I feel about what they're talking about.

Alex:

Well, I get so into it.

Scott:

Do it like, I love when you do that.

Scott:

I love when you put your own little touch on some things and put your own little voiceover in there because I think it's.

Scott:

I think it's really funny and it's really good.

Scott:

Especially, like, fact checking us.

Scott:

And, like, I was under the impression that we weren't going to be fact checked on this podcast.

Alex:

Well, I'll do it more often.

Alex:

And then when the episode comes out, in every 2 seconds I'm speaking, it's.

Chris:

Like 3 hours long.

Chris:

We got this episode done, like, an hour and a half?

Chris:

That's crazy.

Scott:

Speaking of Sarah's laugh track or moving laughs around, I don't know if I told anybody this, but one of the first episodes of After Dark that we did, when I decided that I'm gonna do Scott summaries.

Scott:

So one of them just wasn't very good.

Scott:

They weren't very good.

Scott:

And I'm like, well, I sound like an idiot.

Scott:

So I just found Nick and Chris's laughs throughout the episode, and I found three different laughs that I put together in different ways after each joke just so I could make myself seem funny.

Alex:

That's funny.

Chris:

Now we can finally tell you.

Chris:

We knew it was very unorganic.

Scott:

Yeah, I know.

Scott:

You know what's funny is in chat.

Scott:

And don't wreck yourself.

Scott:

Ryan is notorious for this.

Scott:

He'll listen to an episode a week later or whatever, but then he'll start making comments about things that we said, and I don't remember what we said.

Chris:

And it's always very confusing.

Scott:

What are you talking about?

Scott:

But I love that.

Scott:

I love.

Chris:

That's great.

Scott:

Referencing that kind of stuff.

Chris:

I'm glad you're.

Chris:

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Chris:

Like, he'll say something, and I just don't respond.

Chris:

I'm not comfortable.

Chris:

He's like, I should remember this because I was harder when it said it.

Chris:

He talked about something about arguing about science or something like that.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

He's like, I almost threw something across the room because both of you were wrong.

Scott:

I'm like, what?

Chris:

I don't have the slightest clue.

Sarah:

Nick and I have a good reason not to remember these things.

Sarah:

But what about you guys?

Alex:

Yeah, what do you guys bring up?

Alex:

Like, when you guys bring up past things, I'm surprised how much you guys remember, because I don't remember anything ever.

Chris:

I always just pretend to agree with skies, episode 167, when he said, I remember that.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

Well, okay.

Scott:

I used to keep a diary.

Scott:

Well, I do have a notebook that either I'm writing new ideas in or recapping an episode.

Scott:

But I used to edit.

Scott:

Edit the whole thing, and then when I uploaded it on the host, listen to the whole thing again to make sure it sounds right, then I would listen to it in my car to make sure it sounds okay in the car before it gets published.

Scott:

So I have already now listened to an episode three times before it even publishes.

Alex:

Wow.

Scott:

And then once it comes out, I used to listen to it on YouTube, iHeart, and Apple.

Scott:

So I would listen to each episode six times.

Chris:

That's pre crime right now.

Scott:

I don't even listen to the edit.

Scott:

I'm like, alex is.

Scott:

Alex has this.

Scott:

I just need to find Cliff notes.

Alex:

To put the music in.

Alex:

Mistakes all the time.

Scott:

Well, and I.

Scott:

And so.

Scott:

But now what I do is I send Darren the advanced copy, and then I put it on for our select tiers of our clubhouse.

Chris:

Darren, here's early release for you.

Alex:

Dan's like, really early release.

Alex:

Sweet.

Alex:

He was cute.

Scott:

You're like, he was an early release.

Alex:

So I was early released, too.

Alex:

I was a month and a half early.

Scott:

Oh, no, I didn't pull out in time, Alex.

Alex:

Oh.

Scott:

I forgot.

Alex:

Sometimes don't play on their children.

Alex:

Unlike me.

Scott:

Sorry, Darren.

Scott:

But, yeah, that's how I knew so much of what was in each episode, and I would do it.

Scott:

What's that?

Alex:

I said that would do it, I guess.

Scott:

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Alex:

It's true.

Alex:

My wife tells me things six times.

Alex:

I don't remember it.

Scott:

Oh, you've got the worst memory.

Scott:

The absolute worst memory.

Scott:

You and the other guy that used to host Diz is.

Scott:

I don't remember his name.

Chris:

Alex.

Chris:

Alex.

Chris:

In our Disneyverse chat today, forgot the name of a guest who's been on Disney names.

Alex:

She hasn't been on Disneyverse twice.

Chris:

And that's a Patreon member truck.

Alex:

I mean, that doesn't.

Scott:

Bad with names, bad with song titles.

Alex:

Oh, terrible mention of anything.

Alex:

Idols.

Alex:

Yes.

Scott:

Bad with memories.

Chris:

It's great.

Alex:

So bad.

Chris:

It's great.

Scott:

Very.

Scott:

Just great.

Alex:

At editing, I said, I'm gonna have all timers.

Alex:

It runs my family.

Alex:

I'm just getting it early, I guess.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

You're getting young's timers.

Scott:

Yeah.

Alex:

Mid life timers.

Scott:

There.

Scott:

There you go.

Scott:

There you go.

Scott:

But back to the time capsule thing.

Scott:

Like, we've been able to kind of encapsulate.

Scott:

Encapsulate?

Scott:

Encapsulate?

Alex:

Encapitate.

Chris:

No, I kind of want to dig up a time capsule, Scott.

Scott:

We should do a time capsule.

Scott:

But.

Chris:

I want to dig a time capsule up, because I just realized that a few weeks ago, I talked about how I had pee in my blood, had my physical, a little speck of blood.

Scott:

Interesting choice on the segue.

Scott:

I was going to go a different route, but.

Chris:

Well, you know what?

Chris:

I need to address this.

Chris:

So I went and got it checked out.

Chris:

They said two weeks, and I was stressed about it, so I waited for.

Scott:

And we showed so much concern, and we didn't check on you at all.

Chris:

You were all telling me, you got to get.

Chris:

Man, you got.

Alex:

You never told me this is completely forgot about it.

Chris:

You heard it on the edits, so I figured that you would.

Chris:

You would ask me.

Scott:

So anyway, I completely forgot about it.

Scott:

Obviously, I.

Scott:

Spoiler alert, I don't listen to the episode six times anymore.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

I didn't forget about it because I.

Chris:

It's.

Chris:

My infection from:

Chris:

The 21.

Chris:

I don't know.

Chris:

When did they get married again?

Chris:

When did they get married?

Scott:

2021.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

Are we doing this again?

Scott:

We're going to debate when you got married.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

So I got the.

Chris:

Let me call my wife again.

Chris:

So I.

Chris:

So I had that prostate infection.

Chris:

Remember I got the fingers stuck out my butt, finger banged at the.

Chris:

You know.

Scott:

Right.

Scott:

Didn't know you had a prostate infection.

Scott:

Just heard that there was a little bit of blood in your ear.

Chris:

Well, so listen.

Chris:

So I had the same symptoms again.

Chris:

I was like, you know what?

Chris:

I bought that $550 chair before.

Chris:

I know it's not my chair this time.

Chris:

So I know it's the infection.

Chris:

So, you know, a little bit of cramping in the bladder.

Scott:

Oh, my God.

Scott:

I forgot about the $550 chair.

Chris:

Yeah, I did.

Chris:

I'm sitting on it right now.

Alex:

You're in right now is $550 plus tax.

Alex:

Are you serious right now?

Scott:

Hold on.

Scott:

We have to revisit that for sure.

Chris:

Just to revisit.

Chris:

Just revisit.

Chris:

So for people who haven't listened or forgot.

Chris:

But back in:

Chris:

So I was like, it's definitely from podcasting and playing video games in this $30 chair.

Chris:

What else would be from my brother?

Chris:

Exactly.

Chris:

So my brother in law, future brother in law, now, he had this really nice secret labs chair, which is what I'm sitting on right now.

Chris:

The Titan by secret labs.

Chris:

Size small.

Chris:

And so I looked into it.

Alex:

It was large.

Chris:

I saw it was $550.

Chris:

That's a lot of money.

Chris:

And then I was like, then I saw it.

Chris:

But you could break it down into four payments.

Chris:

Okay, well, now it's not that expensive.

Chris:

So I bought the chair.

Alex:

That's how that works.

Chris:

Came in.

Chris:

Got the chair, came in, Nick.

Chris:

And a month later, groin pain is still there, and now it's starting to.

Chris:

Other symptoms are starting to arise.

Chris:

Um, that is definitely not chair related.

Chris:

So burning while urination.

Chris:

That was the symptoms.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

And I knew it was an STD.

Scott:

And what.

Scott:

Are you sure?

Scott:

Something stupid, right?

Chris:

It was a prostate infection, which is basically a glorified Uti.

Scott:

Oh, that's right.

Scott:

And then.

Scott:

Yeah, then you had to do the prostate.

Scott:

That was right before the fire.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

Yeah.

Chris:

Which is.

Chris:

Which I just.

Chris:

Which is.

Chris:

I found.

Chris:

It's just like a glorified.

Chris:

Like a really glory hold glory.

Chris:

Glorified urinary tract infections.

Chris:

Like a guy's urinary tract infection.

Chris:

So anyway, so starting to get the same symptoms.

Alex:

Get urinary tract infections.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

This one's advanced.

Chris:

This one's an advanced one.

Chris:

This is like a urinary tract infection.

Chris:

Plus, it's a string cranberry juice.

Chris:

I did, dude, I tried.

Chris:

I took.

Chris:

So when I first started, the feeling, I was like.

Chris:

I remember the urologist told me, just take ibuprofen and take baths, which was weird.

Chris:

I feel weird taking baths.

Chris:

I don't like sitting my naked ass on the bathtub.

Chris:

Wait, what do you.

Alex:

Tell you to videotape it and send it to him, too.

Scott:

It was a her.

Nick:

It was a her.

Chris:

Yes, actually.

Chris:

Why did you do that?

Scott:

How have we not talked about baths before on this podcast?

Scott:

Derailing.

Chris:

Okay.

Chris:

It's all right.

Scott:

We're about to.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

I've never understood the whole bath thing.

Scott:

Like, it looks super hot in the movies when the women do it.

Scott:

Sarah, do you.

Sarah:

It's not.

Sarah:

It's not that.

Sarah:

No, no, not unless.

Sarah:

Well, not unless you have a prostate infection.

Sarah:

Yes, Bath.

Sarah:

No, I suppose.

Sarah:

Not unless I'm, like, really sick and it's really not.

Sarah:

I'm not bathing.

Sarah:

It's more of a comfort thing, but.

Scott:

Okay.

Scott:

But exactly that.

Sarah:

But very rarely.

Sarah:

Very rarely.

Scott:

Nobody's going into the bathtub to take a bath and then jumping in the.

Sarah:

Shower afterwards, my child.

Sarah:

Every night.

Alex:

Oh, yeah.

Scott:

Well, yes, children do acceptable as adults.

Scott:

We're not going.

Sarah:

Is it still childlike when she sets up charcuterie board and a candle and all of her face products and then has a bathrobe afterwards?

Sarah:

I don't know if that still classifies as a ten year old.

Scott:

I mean, maybe not, but I took my first adult bath probably within the last year.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

Horrible, right?

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

I'm just like, this is not sexy at all.

Scott:

Like, this is not what I've seen in the movies.

Sarah:

Yes, Sarah, singularly.

Sarah:

Though, of course you're alone.

Scott:

Please.

Scott:

Of course.

Scott:

Yes, of course.

Sarah:

Singularly.

Sarah:

I don't want to assume on your behalf, Scott.

Chris:

That is true.

Scott:

You just should just.

Sarah:

I was hopeful for you.

Chris:

Sarah.

Chris:

He can't fit another human being in there.

Sarah:

Well, I was gonna say, remember I told you wedding night.

Sarah:

We spent.

Sarah:

You know, we spent an evening in a jacuzzi tub with champagne in jurassic world, and that was a fantastic experience.

Chris:

Yeah, but Scott said bath, not olympic pool.

Alex:

Listen, we have jacuzz.

Scott:

We have a really big bathtub in our room.

Chris:

Bedroom, I believe, for an average sized person.

Chris:

You're right.

Alex:

Was there bubbles, Scott?

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

I mean, it's got the jets.

Scott:

It's like a.

Scott:

It's like a really.

Alex:

Did you add bubbles by farting?

Scott:

No.

Chris:

Come on, man.

Scott:

Or bubble, like bubble bath?

Scott:

Soap?

Scott:

Bubble.

Scott:

Yes.

Alex:

Bubble bath.

Scott:

Yes.

Scott:

Because I wanted it to be like in the movies where I could go like this, and then I was exposed.

Scott:

And to those of you who are hearing the podcast and not seeing it, I rubbed my breast.

Alex:

I see.

Alex:

Like, you're looking at your wife.

Alex:

Go.

Alex:

Look what I could do.

Alex:

Nobody wants to see that.

Scott:

You have no idea, Alex, how true you are.

Scott:

So I wanted it to be as sexy as possible.

Scott:

I've seen this in the movies.

Scott:

I put on some sports center.

Scott:

Yes.

Scott:

I have a television in my bathroom.

Scott:

I laid in the tub.

Scott:

I got the bubbles.

Scott:

I added the bubbles.

Scott:

I got the bubble jets going.

Scott:

And I'm like, this is not hot at all.

Scott:

Like, why is there a penis in here that was not in the movies?

Chris:

The fact you were doing that for yourself is a larving.

Alex:

I don't think so.

Alex:

I used to take baths all the time in high school.

Alex:

Cause it's a good thing after sports, like, after basketball game, I'd go home and take a bath.

Alex:

Cause I wanted to soak my soak in the bath.

Chris:

That's why Scott does that when he walks up the steps, he needs to soak.

Chris:

He surrounds the muscles.

Scott:

Because you have no idea.

Scott:

When I walk upstairs, I'll lay down after walking upstairs, and Rachel's like, are you okay?

Scott:

Because I'm out of breath.

Scott:

And she's like, what is wrong with you?

Scott:

I said, I just walked upstairs, and.

Chris:

Your apple Watch started to suggest an EKG because it sees the elevated heart rate.

Scott:

So I'm glad you brought that up.

Scott:

I actually don't wear my apple watch anymore because one day, it gave me, like, a heart notification.

Scott:

Like, some rhythm is off.

Scott:

You should probably get that checked out.

Scott:

Like, fake news.

Scott:

I haven't worn it since.

Chris:

See, that's why.

Chris:

That's exactly why I didn't go.

Scott:

Listen, if I don't get the alerts, then I don't know that I'm having a heart attack.

Chris:

This person's like.

Chris:

This person's like, there's a speck of blood in your pair.

Chris:

Like, a speck?

Chris:

That sounds like a user error to me.

Chris:

Then I started getting the symptoms, like, maybe I should go.

Chris:

And then I was forced to go by my significant other, aka my wife.

Chris:

But you knew what it was, so.

Chris:

Yeah, but I was like, I don't know.

Chris:

I always think I have cancer.

Chris:

Whenever I add something to cancer, that's.

Alex:

What my wife does.

Sarah:

That's what I was gonna say.

Sarah:

I always think I'm on the verge of death.

Alex:

She starts with cancer and works her way back.

Alex:

That's her method.

Chris:

That's usually what I do.

Scott:

My biggest fear in life is you getting cancer.

Scott:

I cannot lose you off this show.

Chris:

I know, and that's why I didn't want to disappoint you, and that's why I didn't go to urgent care.

Chris:

So I did finally go to urgent care, and I go to urgent care, and I explain to them, I'm telling them what to give me.

Chris:

And they complied, and they're like, yeah, I need this for this many days like, that many days, like, I don't know what to tell you.

Chris:

That's what I took before.

Chris:

So, anyway, so I thought everything was.

Chris:

Was good.

Chris:

And then she said, do you mind if I just take a look down there?

Chris:

I'm thinking.

Chris:

And what do I say?

Chris:

No.

Chris:

Yeah, sure.

Chris:

What?

Nick:

Hey.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

How'd you get here?

Alex:

Oh, wait.

Chris:

I thought you were in Jamaica.

Nick:

I was at a Jamaica meeting, but in Columbus, Ohio.

Scott:

Wow.

Nick:

That was very misleading, and I just.

Nick:

Well, actually, I just.

Nick:

I travel by map now, so I just got home really fast, and I don't know what you guys.

Nick:

Well, you guys were talking about bathtubs or something in the car.

Nick:

I don't know what's going on right.

Scott:

Now, but I'm here.

Nick:

I made it.

Chris:

Okay, before I go on with my serious medical story, would you have a bath story for us?

Nick:

I do have a bath story.

Nick:

That's why I, like, was rushing home, because I'm like, you guys are talking about bathtubs?

Nick:

Listening to this in the car, and if you want to listen to this.

Scott:

Ran over three kids and a dog on the way.

Nick:

Don't care.

Nick:

I felt a couple of bumps.

Nick:

And if you want to listen to it while we record live, I was listening on YouTube, guys.

Nick:

How cool was that?

Scott:

Oh, sweet.

Nick:

So I could listen while you were recording.

Chris:

I know you could do that.

Nick:

Yeah, it's magic.

Scott:

I mean, we say it every week.

Nick:

You do say.

Nick:

I don't know if you said it yet or not.

Nick:

Cause I didn't.

Nick:

I missed that part, probably.

Nick:

Did you talk about a hurricane at all?

Scott:

No.

Scott:

Off it.

Scott:

Well, we said that the reason why our schedules messed up is because of a hurricane breezed.

Scott:

Over it, just like it's gonna.

Nick:

So back to the bathtub story.

Nick:

So, yes, back to bathtubs.

Nick:

I feel like.

Nick:

So I'm out of the consensus.

Nick:

None of you really are, like, huge, like, bath fans.

Chris:

Not unless I have a prostate infection.

Alex:

I like bats.

Alex:

I just don't have time to think of baths.

Scott:

I am not.

Nick:

So apparently.

Nick:

So it must be a gay thing then, because we love soaking in the bathtub.

Scott:

It's a gay thing and a woman thing, I think.

Chris:

I don't like it now.

Sarah:

I like that selective woman thing, but.

Alex:

I still have time.

Nick:

I mean, so does anybody have time, let's be honest.

Scott:

So, Alex, you'll set up the candles and the incense and all that?

Chris:

Oh, you just watch.

Alex:

Warm a run water, and then you get in the warm water and wash yourself.

Chris:

Are you just gonna breeze over the fact that Scott has incest in his bath incense?

Scott:

So, Alex, hold on.

Scott:

You draw yourself a bathe, do the bubbles bathe, like, wash yourself, and then you get out?

Alex:

No, I just hang out.

Alex:

One time in my early twenties, I set up my tv and I played video games.

Alex:

Wow.

Alex:

In the bath.

Chris:

That's hot.

Nick:

So I play with myself in the.

Scott:

Bath, but he plays with his own joystick, so.

Scott:

But what do you do in the bath now, Alex?

Alex:

Now, I haven't had a bath in a long time.

Alex:

I'm just saying, mixing.

Alex:

No one here likes batheous.

Alex:

I like baths.

Alex:

Don't take them anymore.

Scott:

I don't know.

Scott:

I just.

Alex:

Maybe I'll revisit them soon.

Scott:

For me, it's like I'm disgusted by how I look naked.

Scott:

I want to be in and out of the shower as quickly as possible.

Alex:

I like looking myself naked.

Alex:

I'm a big fan.

Chris:

Really?

Scott:

Sarah, how do you feel about looking at yourself naked?

Sarah:

I need to know from a woman's perspective, normally.

Sarah:

Awesome.

Sarah:

I've lost a lot of weight recently.

Sarah:

Unfortunately, that, you know, not as much lately, but we're working on it.

Chris:

I would love to work on gaining weight.

Chris:

I love to work towards that and be like, I need this.

Sarah:

It's actually so incredibly difficult for me.

Alex:

I had a friend in middle school.

Alex:

The doctor was like, you need to drink milkshakes at night.

Alex:

And I was like, I hate you.

Sarah:

I could totally do that.

Sarah:

I bet steak and shakes still open.

Scott:

She's like a Lewis shake.

Sarah:

At least until tomorrow, midday, they should be open.

Sarah:

I'm just saying.

Alex:

Yeah, yeah.

Scott:

Chris and I can give you pointers.

Scott:

We'll.

Sarah:

We'll help you gain some weight, because I have got, like, three apps right now that I'm doing different things to try and gain weight.

Chris:

So I eat three apps before dinner.

Sarah:

I used to be able to do that.

Scott:

You know, Sarah, it's funny.

Scott:

The last couple times I've been hanging, and I didn't want to be, like, weird.

Scott:

I.

Scott:

I was going to ask you if you're working out and actively losing weight, and then I was going to make fun of you for trying to lose weight.

Sarah:

No, that was the choice to put ADHD under control.

Sarah:

But unfortunately, medications have really awful side effects sometimes.

Scott:

Well, damn, I need to develop ADHD and get.

Scott:

What's the name of your medicine?

Scott:

For a friend?

Sarah:

Yeah.

Sarah:

Okay.

Alex:

So, Nick, what was a funny backstory you had?

Scott:

Yeah.

Nick:

I was like, are we ever gonna get something?

Nick:

Hello?

Chris:

I was almost there, and then Scott said.

Sarah:

We were just talking about how great we look without clothes.

Sarah:

Continue, Nick.

Nick:

Yes.

Nick:

So, I mean, I guess recently, Shawn and I shared a nice soaker tub in our suite in Mexico.

Nick:

And.

Alex:

Makes sense.

Nick:

They drew a bath for us, but it's not like you're washing yourself in there.

Nick:

You're just.

Scott:

So.

Alex:

They drew a bathe.

Nick:

Our butler did.

Chris:

Whoa.

Chris:

They come in, they see your penis.

Nick:

Yeah.

Chris:

I'm sorry.

Chris:

Do they see your peni?

Nick:

Yeah, I think that's plural for.

Nick:

I don't know.

Nick:

Yeah, I think he just called a gangbang at that point.

Chris:

When there's multiple.

Chris:

I think it's.

Chris:

I think.

Chris:

Yeah, I think that's somewhere.

Alex:

Yeah.

Nick:

Yeah.

Nick:

They drew a bath for us, but we.

Nick:

I feel like anytime we have, we like to soak in the bathtub, and then that's when we get into the freaky tiki time.

Scott:

You mean freaky dicky time?

Nick:

Maybe.

Nick:

Yeah, all the dickies.

Nick:

Yeah.

Nick:

But we back up to another time that I took a trip.

Chris:

So you did a lot of backing up.

Nick:

I sat in a soaker tub with two guys at the same time.

Chris:

Really?

Nick:

Yeah.

Chris:

Big tub.

Nick:

It was a very giant big tub.

Chris:

Or midgets.

Scott:

No, you can't say that.

Scott:

I can.

Chris:

I can.

Scott:

I need a black guy on this show.

Nick:

We do.

Nick:

And a lesbian and a.

Scott:

We can use all the slurs.

Chris:

Use them anyway.

Nick:

I don't know why nothing's stopping you.

Nick:

Just Alix cutting that at the end.

Nick:

So I like the bathtub.

Nick:

It turns me on.

Nick:

It makes me excited at nighttime.

Nick:

So it's a nice end of the.

Nick:

The end of the day type thing that just chill out and get excited.

Nick:

And found two guys in Mexico at my resort that were like, hey, we got a bathtub.

Nick:

Do you want to join us.

Nick:

So we literally sat in the bathtub for about an hour, ordered room service.

Nick:

We had a lot to drink that night and let us come.

Nick:

I'm sorry.

Nick:

And then there was a little bit of that.

Chris:

I didn't even mean to say that.

Chris:

I just came out.

Chris:

No pun intended.

Nick:

Well, he.

Nick:

He said it in this case.

Nick:

Yeah.

Chris:

Sorry.

Alex:

That's what they both said.

Nick:

But they both said it.

Nick:

Yeah, multiple times.

Nick:

It was a long night.

Nick:

It was a good night.

Sarah:

Yeah.

Alex:

Nick went skiing that night.

Nick:

I did.

Nick:

Went, yeah.

Chris:

Is that a thing?

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

We've talked about this.

Scott:

When you got the two penae in your.

Scott:

In each hand.

Alex:

Scott, can you put your hands in?

Nick:

Yeah.

Nick:

I can't see it in the frame.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

Or milk an account.

Nick:

We don't do that.

Nick:

No.

Nick:

But I did try to start a fire one time, but I think we talked about that too.

Scott:

Oh.

Alex:

Milking is its own thing.

Chris:

Trying to think.

Chris:

Oh, I get it.

Chris:

I get it.

Scott:

Rubbing the two sticks together.

Scott:

Chris.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

I use a lighter, usually in some lighter fluid.

Chris:

Anyway, back to your blood.

Scott:

So blood in your urine.

Scott:

Yeah.

Nick:

Bacteria.

Chris:

Speck of blood.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

So I called bullshit.

Chris:

But.

Alex:

What?

Chris:

The ball don't lie.

Chris:

Okay, so the doctor says, who's a very young woman, by the way.

Scott:

How does that happen?

Scott:

I've never had a young woman doctor who does the.

Alex:

That's because you're on a.

Chris:

Listen.

Chris:

So she comes in and she does the examination.

Chris:

Not she does in the examination.

Chris:

She asks to do an examination.

Chris:

I'm like, yeah, I guess.

Chris:

What am I gonna say?

Chris:

No?

Alex:

Can I shave for a minute?

Chris:

And then I was like, yeah, sure.

Chris:

And she peeks out the door and yells down, can I get a chaperone?

Chris:

Chaperone?

Alex:

Well, yeah, she's the woman.

Alex:

You're a male.

Alex:

What is it?

Scott:

And she thought you were a kid.

Alex:

Where's his parents?

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

And no one came.

Chris:

She goes, isn't your parent down the hall?

Scott:

No.

Chris:

So anyway, so a guy comes in and just stands there with his arms crossed like a bouncer and wearing a.

Chris:

He was wearing a Phillies hat.

Chris:

So I have my.

Chris:

I dropped my pants, drop my underwear.

Chris:

She's looking around.

Chris:

I just look at the guys, like, yes.

Chris:

How about those fillies?

Chris:

Like, what am I.

Chris:

What am I supposed to do?

Chris:

And he didn't even look at me.

Chris:

He didn't even say anything.

Chris:

I guess the chaperone's just supposed to stare at the wall.

Chris:

What was the chaperone even doing there?

Chris:

Yeah, the chaperone was kind of being negligent.

Chris:

That woman could have done whatever she wanted to me.

Chris:

That chaperone wouldn't even.

Scott:

And I would have let her.

Chris:

He wouldn't even.

Chris:

He wasn't even, like, he wasn't even paying attention.

Alex:

He should be crouched down, leaning towards the game.

Alex:

Like, pay attention.

Chris:

So you would think, right?

Chris:

You would think coach on a sideline.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

Like, if I ever get a woman doctor to do those types of exams, I'm going to say, is there a waiver that I don't need the chaperone?

Scott:

Because I'm good with that.

Chris:

They were like, can I do the exam?

Chris:

I said, can you give me seven minutes?

Chris:

So, you know, fluffer.

Chris:

So pull up the pants.

Chris:

Everything's good.

Chris:

And she leaves.

Chris:

I'm gonna prescribe you these antibiotics for the infection.

Chris:

And they leave, they come back in, and this other woman comes back in with a thing of paperwork, and she goes, now, okay, now, we don't want you playing basketball or doing any sports or anything while you're on this.

Chris:

And I was like.

Scott:

You do know that I ruptured my achilles, right?

Scott:

Have I not heard that story?

Chris:

So they asked me if I had any surgeries, and I said, well, half funny you should ask.

Chris:

And I played them episodes 112 through 135.

Nick:

Only a couple.

Chris:

So I said, yeah, I had Achilles tennant repair that.

Chris:

So anyway, they come back in.

Chris:

So they're like, yeah, we don't want you playing any basketball or any thoughts.

Chris:

They got a funny joke.

Chris:

Like, Achilles tennant joke, huh?

Chris:

And I was like, are you serious?

Chris:

And she's like, yeah.

Chris:

One of the side effects of this antibiotic is Achilles tendinitis.

Chris:

What?

Alex:

Wait a second.

Alex:

Wait a second.

Alex:

How.

Chris:

Hold on.

Alex:

When you tore your achilles, were you on this medication?

Chris:

I was trying to think about that, and, no, I was not.

Chris:

But I should say yes for content.

Chris:

No, I was not.

Chris:

But, yeah.

Chris:

Just my luck that I get this hard to get infection, get put on an antibiotic for a month because it takes that long and it causes Achilles tendinitis.

Chris:

So anyway, I was feeling really bad about myself, so I scheduled another appointment at urgent care next week to get the same exam done.

Chris:

Hopefully that'll clear my mind.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

So I'm on this medicine for a month now.

Chris:

Wow.

Chris:

Can't drink alcohol while on it.

Chris:

I'm just doubting beers over here.

Chris:

I.

Chris:

Just kidding.

Chris:

I didn't read the label.

Chris:

If you don't read the label, everything's fine.

Scott:

Exactly.

Chris:

And, yeah.

Chris:

So when that clears up, I'll be good for another couple of years to.

Nick:

Play basketball or your penis.

Chris:

Oh, no, I will never be able to play basketball.

Chris:

Those days are gone.

Chris:

Those days are gone.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

Well, Chris, I'm glad that it's not anything serious.

Scott:

It's just a little bit of an affection, and we're good.

Chris:

Yeah, we'll see.

Scott:

We'll see.

Scott:

So, Nick, you missed the beginning of the show.

Nick:

I did.

Scott:

Where we talked about what was everybody's favorite moments of no new friends.

Nick:

I didn't hear my name mentioned, really, at all, besides a little bit from Sarah, but I guess.

Chris:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Chris:

I mentioned you a ton.

Nick:

I missed that part.

Nick:

I'm sorry.

Scott:

I didn't mention anybody by name.

Scott:

I said the four of us.

Chris:

I said Nick specifically twice.

Nick:

I think I joined right when Sarah was telling her part of the story.

Scott:

Okay, well, I already talked about you.

Sarah:

I did go last, as usual, so.

Chris:

Nick always comes late.

Nick:

They would have put me last and then Sarah before me, and so we're used to this order, Scott.

Chris:

We always put Nick on the bottom.

Scott:

I listen.

Scott:

I usually go in the order that you started with this podcast, so I always go, Chris first, then Sarah, then Nick.

Scott:

Actually reverse order on the behalf of.

Sarah:

Yeah, I will say in the comments I saw daddy mentioned, and I know that was referring to you, Nick, so.

Nick:

Oh, oh, hey, who's calling me daddy now?

Nick:

Everybody.

Sarah:

That was jaws.

Chris:

That was your legal name.

Sarah:

But I was gonna say that specifically was for you, so you were missed.

Nick:

Aw, thank you, everybody.

Nick:

I love being everybody's daddy.

Nick:

I'm just not a sugar daddy.

Nick:

Sorry.

Scott:

Go ahead, Nick.

Nick:

Favorite moment of the podcast when I'm not here.

Nick:

No, no.

Scott:

Just favorite moment.

Scott:

It could be from episode.

Nick:

Oh, that was a joke, Scott.

Scott:

I don't like that, Alex.

Nick:

Cut that, Donald.

Alex:

I'm remarking it on my paper.

Nick:

I don't know.

Nick:

I love after dark just because we got to get serious, and I feel like that's where you found me, and I found me and Chris and I found our love for each other.

Chris:

Absolutely.

Nick:

And it was nice being able to bring it onto the podcast now, because I feel like the past, probably few months now, we've kind of brought in more mental health into these episodes.

Nick:

And I feel like that's where I specialize in, because I'm on all the medications right now, which.

Nick:

Thanks for asking about my psychiatrist.

Nick:

My psychiatrist appointment tomorrow.

Scott:

Okay.

Nick:

You should know my one.

Scott:

Didn't know you had a psychiatrist appointment tomorrow.

Chris:

I didn't even know two.

Scott:

In the middle of preparing for a category three.

Chris:

Oh, you're in the middle of a state.

Chris:

Cry me a river.

Chris:

You actually could cry me a river.

Chris:

Cause they're gonna get it flooded.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

What'd you say, Sarah?

Sarah:

I said, I'll take that name, though.

Nick:

I don't understand why you guys.

Nick:

You're not that busy, let's be honest.

Nick:

There's nothing happening.

Scott:

Nothing.

Nick:

Yeah.

Nick:

I don't know.

Nick:

I just.

Scott:

Going live.

Chris:

I forgot.

Chris:

Scott, live in Tampa Bay.

Scott:

Like 45 minutes away from Tampa.

Nick:

If you're driving like, super fast, maybe Desro.

Nick:

I feel like the conversations that we have and just make it real conversations, but the fact that we can just laugh about the funny shit that happens in our lives.

Chris:

Yeah.

Nick:

Because we've all been going through a lot lately and.

Nick:

And it's like, what, a couple episodes ago when we were like, had a conversation afterwards and hung out for a little bit and just.

Chris:

Yeah, yeah.

Nick:

Building those friendships that we bring to the podcast and get to share our parts of the story now and our lives and I don't know, I just.

Nick:

I love the bond that we've formed.

Nick:

So there's no specific episode, I guess.

Scott:

Great answer.

Scott:

Great answer.

Scott:

And I am so super thankful.

Nick:

Oh, and a world peace.

Scott:

End world.

Chris:

Yeah, exactly.

Scott:

I'm so super thankful for all four of you.

Scott:

And when Darren's on and what we talked about is that the fact that none of us knew each other four years ago and how tight we all are now.

Scott:

And it's from a friend perspective, I'm super grateful for all of you, but also from just a pure comedy perspective, you guys are all geniuses.

Scott:

Comedic geniuses in your own right.

Scott:

And I appreciate all of you.

Scott:

All four of you.

Scott:

Darren, when he's here, game master Ryan, sophisticated gentlemen, everybody that contributes to the show in different ways.

Scott:

I love it.

Scott:

And I'm so thankful for all of you.

Nick:

I say my favorite part is actually when I sent you an audio clip for tonight because I knew I wasn't going to be on.

Nick:

I was like, can you play this audio clip?

Nick:

And I was waiting for the moment.

Nick:

And you actually had a good moment earlier that I was waiting for you to transition.

Nick:

But you know what?

Nick:

Just play it.

Scott:

Hello.

Nick:

Hey, hey.

Nick:

Stop talking.

Nick:

Chris.

Nick:

It's not about you.

Nick:

Actually, it's me.

Nick:

It's Nick.

Nick:

It's your emotional support.

Nick:

Gay.

Nick:

And listen, I'm sorry I couldn't be there tonight, but Scott insisted on recording tonight instead of our normal Wednesday night because of a hurricane.

Nick:

I don't really understand why he wanted to push it back, but unfortunately, I was able to make it tonight.

Nick:

So I decided, you know what?

Nick:

I've had enough of whatever you're talking about and move.

Nick:

I'm gay.

Scott:

Nick's on the mic, so it's time to take notice.

Chris:

And if you don't like it, that's homophobic.

Chris:

Stay the hell out of his way.

Chris:

Move.

Chris:

I'm gay.

Nick:

All right, so since I can't be there tonight, I figured we had a little fun last week playing a gay.

Chris:

Mmm.

Nick:

Gay.

Nick:

That stands for game, but gay.

Nick:

So let's play another gay tonight.

Nick:

Let's talk about Grindr.

Nick:

So, we talked about it in the past, and I know Chris is on Grindr all the time.

Nick:

I'm on Grindr.

Nick:

I have an open relationship.

Nick:

We get on there to make other friends and chat with other guys and do a little bit of flirting.

Nick:

So my question for you guys, as a straight people, straight people, straight, heterosexual, I don't really know.

Nick:

What are you guys, anyways, as non lgbtq people, what would be a good pickup line for me to use?

Nick:

If you give me a good pickup line, I might use it on my next hookup, and I'll let you know how it goes.

Nick:

So I expect really, really good responses here.

Chris:

I have a perfect one.

Scott:

Go for it.

Chris:

My dick just died.

Chris:

Do you mind if I bury it in your ass?

Nick:

I like a little dark.

Nick:

Yeah.

Chris:

Yeah.

Scott:

All right.

Scott:

Alex, do you have a.

Chris:

It's, like, frisky.

Chris:

Funny.

Alex:

I do not.

Alex:

I'm trying to think of something funny, but I cannot think of.

Chris:

Actually, Alex gave me that line.

Chris:

He told me that the first time I met him.

Scott:

That's true.

Alex:

I did say that.

Alex:

I said something about.

Alex:

I was thinking about something about, you know, I can see you inside of me, but I can't think of how that would transition.

Chris:

How about, are you an x ray tech?

Chris:

Because I can see the inside of you in me.

Scott:

Are you a doctor?

Alex:

Because you can knock me in my ass.

Chris:

I say to my doctor every time I see them.

Scott:

Actually, how about, I'm a vacation planner.

Scott:

When can I plan our next vacation?

Chris:

It's like the how do you take your eggs in the morning.

Nick:

But are you trying to get me laid or just a client or.

Nick:

Cause I wasn't gonna get laid there.

Scott:

Both.

Scott:

Okay, Sarah, your best pickup line for Nick.

Sarah:

Okay.

Sarah:

I have a twelve year old sitting behind me, so let me just.

Sarah:

Let me say that personally.

Sarah:

From my experience, Scott's like.

Chris:

That's usually when I say my pickup lines.

Sarah:

Turning my headphone down just in case I listen.

Sarah:

Nick, I, you know, just choose a select few choice.

Sarah:

I'll put it that way.

Sarah:

Spanish words.

Nick:

Okay.

Sarah:

With a little extra roll in the r and just hope to God that works.

Sarah:

It does every time.

Sarah:

For the record.

Scott:

Spoiler alert, it does.

Sarah:

It works every time.

Chris:

All right, you're just try sending a picture of your penis and that's like, what you like.

Chris:

That's what you lead with.

Scott:

Well, I'll let you play.

Scott:

Let me save us some time.

Scott:

Here's what it looks like.

Nick:

There's another clip.

Chris:

Sorry, wrong person.

Nick:

Unless there's another clip that want you to play with my response to what if I wasn't going to be here?

Nick:

Which I didn't plan on being here, so.

Nick:

So this is fun.

Nick:

Doing it live.

Scott:

Okay, here it is, Nick, I wonder what you think.

Scott:

Did you get any good ones from us?

Nick:

So I can't wait to hear what you guys chose as a pickup line.

Nick:

Because in the gay world, there really isn't much thing as a pickup line.

Nick:

We just kind of get straight to the point.

Nick:

Usually I'll get messages like, hey, or are you looking?

Nick:

Or do you want to come over and I will lick your feet for money.

Nick:

Yeah, these are real things that have actually happened to us.

Nick:

So I appreciate your responses.

Nick:

Probably not going to use them.

Nick:

Maybe Chris's, I think, is probably pretty good.

Nick:

So, anywho, I hope you guys have an amazing episode.

Nick:

I'm sorry I can't be there tonight.

Nick:

And just shout out and huge thoughts to everybody going through this tragic hurricane right now.

Nick:

Really, my thoughts, thoughts and prayers.

Nick:

And it's something that I don't really pray.

Nick:

We'll cut that out, Alex.

Nick:

Cut that.

Nick:

So, anywho, hope you guys have a great episode, and we'll see you next time.

Nick:

Bye bye, bitches.

Scott:

See, I say hey, and I get blocked.

Scott:

It's weird.

Scott:

Yeah.

Nick:

Grindr.

Nick:

You literally can just send a dick pic and that just gets you anything you want at that point.

Nick:

Yeah.

Sarah:

Is that not part of just your initial photo album?

Sarah:

So I would think that would just be, like, picture of you.

Sarah:

Picture of you in speedo, and then picture just grinder.

Nick:

You have your public pictures, and then you have your.

Nick:

Your private ones, so you can just share the private album right away.

Nick:

And that's just basically, like your secret stash.

Nick:

Yeah.

Nick:

It's like, here's what I'm.

Nick:

Here's what I'm looking for.

Chris:

I might have asked you this before, but is there a specific.

Chris:

Is there a go to position for nudes for you?

Chris:

Is the camera on the floor and you take the picture with your big toe?

Chris:

I've, you know, uh.

Chris:

Is it, uh.

Chris:

Then you get, like, the whole undercarriage.

Chris:

That's like when I'm inspecting a car that I'm buying a car, like, I want to see the undercarriage.

Chris:

Right.

Chris:

So, like, the taint.

Chris:

Sure.

Chris:

You get both sides.

Sarah:

I feel like he has a specific speedo pose.

Sarah:

So there's got to be.

Nick:

Yeah, I mean, I have my grinder.

Nick:

I have my new speedo pose with me and a pull in a picture or with pizza.

Chris:

Emily called that, by the way.

Nick:

It's my new look.

Nick:

I feel absolutely.

Nick:

I don't know.

Nick:

I do like the selfies where you're holding it up and then angling it down.

Nick:

the iPhone, you can zoom out:

Chris:

Yeah.

Nick:

It might help make Scott look micro sized at that point, but I don't want to be too huge.

Chris:

Scott looks like peanut.

Nick:

Yeah.

Nick:

Aw.

Nick:

With a little monocle.

Chris:

No talking about his penis.

Nick:

Oh.

Chris:

Anyway.

Nick:

Yeah, I probably might go to more just like a selfie, but, like, cutting off the head.

Nick:

Well, the face, not the head.

Nick:

Keep in mind.

Chris:

Oh, so it's everything.

Nick:

Yeah.

Chris:

Do you hold it?

Chris:

Do you position it?

Chris:

Do you just let it hang?

Nick:

Sometimes I'll do, like, the timer.

Nick:

I did the timer when I was in Mexico for a few.

Chris:

What does that mean?

Nick:

Where you set your phone up and you press like the ten second timer and then you run into the.

Chris:

Oh, so you do like a little.

Chris:

You do like a little pose?

Nick:

Yeah, yeah.

Scott:

I can't keep it up that long.

Nick:

The phone or your dick or both.

Scott:

Yes.

Chris:

Well, actually, with fuel rod, your phone can.

Nick:

Scott's like, I need 30 seconds to catch my breath from.

Sarah:

I think there's a 32nd timer.

Sarah:

It gives him time to get over there and catch his breath.

Sarah:

Sorry, Scott.

Nick:

Smoke a cigarette.

Nick:

Have a beer.

Nick:

He's gotta get.

Nick:

Gotta get prepared for it.

Nick:

Yeah, that's why my go to one.

Scott:

Yeah.

Nick:

Selfies.

Nick:

Or like, I've not tried the tow trick.

Nick:

You're gonna have to teach me that tonight.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

When you opened up your facetime, you're just gonna see what the doctor at the urgent care saw the other day.

Chris:

You won't get the chaperone view this time.

Chris:

You'll get the examiner's view.

Nick:

Oh, can I be your chaperone next time?

Chris:

Of course.

Nick:

Please.

Scott:

It works.

Scott:

It works.

Chris:

You better not stare at the wall.

Scott:

Chris.

Scott:

You got any cliff notes?

Chris:

I do.

Alex:

It's been quite the show.

Scott:

A lot of stuff's happened, so nothing can stop this little boy from recapping the Chris is cliffs.

Scott:

No its way.

Chris:

Sarah was talking about how she needs to gain weight.

Chris:

Sarah, I have some advice for you.

Chris:

Try being prescribed zoloft and then tearing your achilles tendon.

Chris:

I heard that works really well.

Chris:

This is such a bad one.

Chris:

This is so bad.

Chris:

Fucking say it.

Chris:

Anyway, Nick said that he was rushing home.

Chris:

Actually, Biden just signed another executive order.

Chris:

Now you have to say your Ukraine home.

Scott:

Oh, my God.

Nick:

That was so stupid.

Scott:

Oh, man.

Chris:

Nick said that?

Chris:

We have all been going through a lot lately, and I would tend to agree with that.

Chris:

Sarah, Nick, and I are all struggling with mental health.

Chris:

Scott's struggling with getting glasses.

Chris:

Thoughts and prayers with you, Scott.

Scott:

I thought you were gonna say regular.

Alex:

Health, Scott, you're starting to look normal with your glasses.

Chris:

I know.

Alex:

When I first saw you, when I first saw you, I was like, oh, my God, who's that?

Alex:

I was like, oh, that's Scott.

Scott:

Yeah.

Chris:

If I take him off, if he takes them off.

Chris:

The examiner, I pulled out my pants, and the exam was like, is that Scott maffe?

Chris:

And.

Chris:

Oh, never mind.

Alex:

Do you have this now, Scott, where your wife goes, you know what?

Alex:

I might prefer you with the glasses.

Scott:

No, she'd prefer if I wasn't here.

Scott:

Yeah.

Alex:

Cause I go, my wife's like, I like you with glasses and a beard.

Alex:

I was like, so you don't see any of my face?

Alex:

Is that what you're saying?

Sarah:

I'm sorry, Alex, but that's a true thing because Lewis actually broke his glasses one time, and it was a very dark period.

Sarah:

He's got him back now, so it's okay.

Scott:

We only had sex three times a.

Sarah:

Day instead of four of us.

Sarah:

He trimmed his beard and then lost his glasses.

Sarah:

I didn't know what to do with myself.

Chris:

It was a dark period because Sarah required all the lights to be off in the house while he looked like that.

Chris:

Nick said he gets messages on grindr that say, can I lick your feet for money?

Chris:

Nick, that wasn't Grindr.

Chris:

I texted you that.

Chris:

And I never asked for money.

Chris:

I never asked for a single money from you.

Chris:

And lastly, we started off the podcast talking about favorite memories of the show.

Chris:

And in all honesty, not being cheese or anything, my favorite episode is always going to be the next one, and that's because I haven't had to suffer through it yet.

Chris:

And those are my Cliff notes.

Scott:

You can quit at any time, asshole.

Chris:

Oh, I can't.

Chris:

I really can't.

Chris:

No, I can't.

Scott:

No, you can't.

Chris:

Scott knows where I live.

Chris:

Actually doesn't, because if he did, he'd send me my damn package.

Chris:

It was me from two years ago.

Scott:

Have we ever talked about that on air?

Chris:

I don't think so, because I didn't know the implications of said package.

Chris:

We can talk about.

Chris:

Pretend it was anything, though.

Scott:

Oh, yeah.

Scott:

No, yeah.

Scott:

Okay.

Scott:

So, yeah, we really can't talk about.

Scott:

That's why we haven't talked about it.

Scott:

It.

Chris:

Mm hmm.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

Okay.

Chris:

And it's the funniest.

Chris:

And it's the funniest reason ever why we can't talk about.

Chris:

It's, like, not illegal, even in the slightest.

Chris:

It's just.

Scott:

No, no, no.

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

I just.

Scott:

Bottom line, I was able to buy Chris some stuff that he didn't have access to, and I was able to.

Nick:

Buy it that he didn't need.

Chris:

And Scott probably has it sitting on his shelf.

Chris:

He's probably wearing.

Scott:

It's sitting.

Scott:

It is sitting.

Scott:

No, it's sitting in a box.

Chris:

And it'd be great to talk about, like, I probably can't even fit into that stuff anymore.

Scott:

Well, we're talking about right now.

Scott:

We're talking about it right now.

Scott:

It's sitting in a box, waiting to be said.

Scott:

Chris sent me a shipping label.

Scott:

Chris sent me the money.

Chris:

What?

Chris:

It's.

Sarah:

Just drop it off, Scott.

Scott:

I.

Scott:

Yes, but I'm too damn lazy to do any, like.

Scott:

Okay, look, it takes me six months to send out prizes, and not only.

Chris:

Did Rachel message me asking about it, like, how could we get this to you?

Nick:

And don't you have, like, seven house cleaners that can, like, mail shit for you or something?

Alex:

Different?

Scott:

Cleaners.

Scott:

They're not mailed.

Sarah:

I would like to reflect.

Nick:

I have to clean it off every week.

Sarah:

I offered to be that person for Scott.

Alex:

The delivery person.

Alex:

The mail dropper ships the.

Sarah:

The stuff that never gets shipped.

Scott:

Yeah, but, Chris, you can't leave.

Scott:

Sorry.

Chris:

No, I know.

Chris:

I understand.

Chris:

It's part of the contract.

Nick:

Yes, mister life contract.

Scott:

There you go.

Chris:

Yes.

Chris:

Jersey man versus Florida man will be in the new show, Jaws.

Chris:

Nothing different will be in the new show except for the name and some sound bites and some visuals.

Chris:

Everything else is going to be exactly the same.

Nick:

I'm actually going to be straight, though.

Chris:

Yeah.

Chris:

Nick is Nick.

Chris:

This whole thing, that'd be funny if.

Alex:

You played off as a character the first couple episodes.

Chris:

It was a whole bit.

Chris:

He's going to tear down that rainbow flag of the background.

Chris:

Surprise.

Chris:

Nick's a white nationalist.

Scott:

But before we end this episode and next week will be our final, final new new friends, where we invite any listener who wants to come on, to come on, ask us questions, interact.

Scott:

It should be a fun time.

Alex:

Should we?

Scott:

Yeah.

Scott:

You're gonna love that one.

Scott:

It'll be a.

Scott:

There will be a public link in our discord.

Scott:

You can go to nonewfriendspodcast.com and it pops up right there to join our discord.

Scott:

It's free.

Chris:

We should call it the no new friends orgy.

Chris:

Goodbye.

Scott:

We can do that.

Scott:

We can do that.

Chris:

Really good idea.

Scott:

But thank you to everyone who.

Chris:

And then the podcast can be called.

Scott:

Thank you to everyone who's been on this journey.

Scott:

You know, we've talked several times.

Scott:

This has been a dream of mine, and we're not going away.

Scott:

Just this name is going away.

Scott:

This has been a dream of.

Scott:

It's dead to us.

Scott:

Except where parents night out with no new friends.

Scott:

So no new friends is not really going away.

Scott:

It's just the parents semi dead.

Chris:

It's like when Lisa Marie Presley kept her dead son in her basement for three months.

Chris:

Look at how bet just came out to day.

Scott:

Oh, or it's like when Anne Heche died, but not really.

Chris:

That's a better reference.

Chris:

Yeah, Alex, cut.

Chris:

That one will do.

Scott:

But this has been an amazing time.

Scott:

We're switching the name because it's just better for searchability.

Scott:

And it makes sense.

Scott:

Nobody's searching adulting.

Scott:

People are searching parenting.

Scott:

They may not want to be parents after they listen to our.

Scott:

We'll see what happens.

Scott:

But to, to, to you guys, thank you for.

Scott:

For being part of this journey.

Scott:

It's been amazing.

Scott:

It's been so much fun.

Scott:

This is when we talk about the cheesy stuff.

Scott:

Not at the beginning of the episode.

Scott:

Uh, Chris will learn at some point.

Scott:

It's okay.

Chris:

I learned how to podcast one day.

Scott:

One day.

Scott:

One day.

Chris:

Not today.

Scott:

But no.

Scott:

I appreciate all of you.

Scott:

Alex, where can our listeners find you?

Alex:

Just search up disneyverse.

Alex:

D I z n e Y v e r s E on all social media platforms as well as YouTube.

Alex:

And, you know, check us out, Nick.

Sarah:

All right.

Nick:

You can find me probably on vacation because unfortunately, I won't be here next week.

Nick:

While you guys are recording, I'm actually going to be at something that I am super excited to be is.

Nick:

We talked about it on the podcast.

Nick:

My travel agency, sandpiper vacations, we got earmarked this year, which is a huge reward to be recognized by Disney as an authorized Disney vacation planner now.

Nick:

And I'm going to be at my very first earmarked conference next week.

Nick:

Hopefully.

Nick:

That's exciting if the castle is still standing.

Nick:

But yeah.

Nick:

So I'll be on vacation next week.

Nick:

But I'm very thankful for you for giving me this opportunity to not only talk about vacations, but about my life and my journey.

Nick:

And I'm happy to be here with you guys.

Nick:

So go find me on Instagram.

Nick:

Emotional supportgay Nick, as I'm going be very emotional, probably Sarah.

Sarah:

You can find me hopefully somewhere still in central Florida in the next couple days.

Chris:

Gulf of Mexico.

Sarah:

Who knows?

Sarah:

You can find me on the TikTok at supersara 94 and you can find me on whatnot.

Sarah:

Put that one out of there.

Sarah:

Yeah, the same username.

Sarah:

Old soul thrift.

Chris:

Chris, you can find me in an insane asylum.

Chris:

The Phillies blow this series against the Mets if they do not.

Chris:

Even if they do, you can still find me in memoriam, post mortemristopheryab, my legal name on whatnot.

Chris:

You can find me at Chris Yaab.

Chris:

Shorter on Instagram, you can find Meris Yobdem, which might be Chris ya pino.

Chris:

Pretty soon on TikTok and on X.

Scott:

You can just find him.

Scott:

Chris yab and his Social Security number.

Chris:

Yeah, I wanted to be creative.

Chris:

One of one.

Scott:

And don't forget next week.

Scott:

Join us.

Scott:

We'd love to have you on here.

Scott:

Interact with us, ask questions.

Scott:

We'd love to have you here.

Scott:

For everybody who is recovering from from Hurricane Milton, please be safe.

Scott:

You will get through this.

Scott:

Things are tough right now, but things will get better.

Scott:

We're thinking about you.

Scott:

Hell, we could be one of you.

Scott:

I don't know.

Scott:

Alex probably doesn't have a very sturdy house.

Scott:

Just my guess, based on the plywood walls behind it.

Chris:

Yeah, it doesn't look very sturdy.

Nick:

It looks very sus.

Alex:

Hey, man, what are you talking about?

Alex:

My house is up to code, I.

Scott:

Think from:

Scott:

But be safe and thoughts and prayers.

Scott:

Don't forget to join our Patreon, our clubhouse.

Scott:

Become a friend with benefits.

Scott:

Check out our website to connect with us on all social media.

Scott:

No newfriendspodcast.com.

Scott:

and don't forget to give us a rating, five star rating and review on Spotify and Apple.

Scott:

On behalf of the sophisticated gentleman, game master Ryan thewisemandarren.com, our producer, Alex Nick, Sarah, Chris, I'm Scott.

Scott:

Thank you so much for listening.

Scott:

We'll see you next time.

Nick:

Bye bye, bitches.

Scott:

Don't you friends just the old and the bold in the world of kiss.

Chris:

We'Re the ones who hold Scott, Chris, Sarah.

Scott:

Naked tale to be told welcome to the podcast.

Scott:

We're addicting unfolds we're addicting unfolds we're addling our folds.

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Parents Night Out with No New Friends
The Comedy Break Every Parent Deserves
The Comedy Break Every Parent Deserves. The Good, the bad, and the funny! Sprinkle in a bit of pop culture, strange news, theme park stuff, and other shenanigans!
No New Friends Podcast has been named a finalist for Mainline Marketing's Florida's Finest Podcast, and Orlando Weekly's Best Local Podcast in the Best of Orlando Competition. Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com
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