Episode 305

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18th Jan 2026

Verizon Blackout

In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.

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Parents Night Out with No New Friends
Parenting is hard but laughing at it shouldn't be.
Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact.

Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have.

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